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| first_released = April 9, 2009
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| last_updated = June 3, 2022
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'''Gullywash''' is a [[5CP]] map created by [https://tf2maps.net/members/arnold.1926/ Jan "Arnold" Laroy]. The map was first posted to the TF2Maps.Net forums on April 9, 2009 and was promptly included in [[ETF2L 6v6 Season 6]] later that year. The map has been a staple in the competitive [[6v6]] scene since then, and was officially added to the game on October 13, 2011.
 
 
== History ==
 
Gullywash was first posted to the tf2maps.net forums on April 9, 2009 before being officially added to the game on October 13, 2011.
 
 
 
== Usage in competitive ==
 
  
Gullywash is used commonly in both [[Highlander]] and [[6v6]] across multiple leagues.
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Gullywash is well-known for its more closed design; featuring only two entrances ([[#Second Point|choke]] and [[#Second Point|big door]]) to its [[#Middle Point|middle point]] as opposed to the more popular three entrances. This can often lead to more stalemates and slower play around the second point. In contrast, Gullywash is notorious for its relatively fast-capping [[#Last|last point]] featuring a flank route underneath the point known as "water".
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== Map Locations ==
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== Callouts ==
 
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=== Mid point ===
=== Middle Point ===
 
 
{{Map locations
 
{{Map locations
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  | title = Gullywash mid point callouts
 
  | image = Gullywash_Middle_Point.jpg
 
  | image = Gullywash_Middle_Point.jpg
 
  | area1 = Choke
 
  | area1 = Choke
Line 68: Line 35:
 
  | x4 = 616px
 
  | x4 = 616px
 
  | y4 = 277px
 
  | y4 = 277px
  | area5 = Elbow
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  | area5 = Elbow / Banana
 
  | x5 = 315px
 
  | x5 = 315px
 
  | y5 = 142px
 
  | y5 = 142px
  | area6 = (.Y.) | x6 = 390px
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  | area6 = Nipple / Point
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| x6 = 390px
 
  | y6 = 90px
 
  | y6 = 90px
  | area7 = Ramp / Banana
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  | area7 = Ramp / Small Banana
 
  | x7 = 80px
 
  | x7 = 80px
 
  | y7 = 170px
 
  | y7 = 170px
Line 79: Line 47:
 
  | x8 = 90px
 
  | x8 = 90px
 
  | y8 = 225px
 
  | y8 = 225px
  | area9 = Floor
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  | area9 = Top
 
  | x9 = 295px
 
  | x9 = 295px
 
  | y9 = 200px
 
  | y9 = 200px
 
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=== Second Point===
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=== Second point ===
 
{{Map locations
 
{{Map locations
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  | title = Gullywash second point callouts
 
  | image = Gullywash_Second_Point.jpg
 
  | image = Gullywash_Second_Point.jpg
 
  | area1 = Upper / Balcony
 
  | area1 = Upper / Balcony
 
  | x1 = 535px
 
  | x1 = 535px
 
  | y1 = 160px
 
  | y1 = 160px
  | area2 = I'm rock hard baby ;)
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  | area2 = Rocks
 
  | x2 = 135px
 
  | x2 = 135px
 
  | y2 = 150px
 
  | y2 = 150px
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  | x3 = 680px
 
  | x3 = 680px
 
  | y3 = 230px
 
  | y3 = 230px
  | area4 = Lobby
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  | area4 = Lobby / Shutter
 
  | x4 = 740px
 
  | x4 = 740px
 
  | y4 = 310px
 
  | y4 = 310px
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  | x5 = 305px
 
  | x5 = 305px
 
  | y5 = 180px
 
  | y5 = 180px
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| area6 = Second Point
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| x6 = 425px
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| y6 = 310px
 
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===Lobby===
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=== Lobby ===
 
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  | title = Gullywash lobby callouts
 
  | image = Gullywash_Lobby.jpg
 
  | image = Gullywash_Lobby.jpg
 
  | area1 = River
 
  | area1 = River
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  | x2 = 400px
 
  | x2 = 400px
 
  | y2 = 140px
 
  | y2 = 140px
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  | area3 = Lower Lobby / Wood
 
  | x3 = 80px
 
  | x3 = 80px
 
  | y3 = 300px
 
  | y3 = 300px
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  | x4 = 700px
 
  | x4 = 700px
 
  | y4 = 280px
 
  | y4 = 280px
  | area5 = According to all known laws
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  | area5 = Upper Lobby
of aviation,
 
 
 
 
 
there is no way a bee
 
should be able to fly.
 
 
 
 
 
Its wings are too small to get
 
its fat little body off the ground.
 
 
 
 
 
The bee, of course, flies anyway
 
 
 
 
 
because bees don't care
 
what humans think is impossible.
 
 
 
 
 
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
 
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
 
 
 
 
 
Ooh, black and yellow!
 
Let's shake it up a little.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
 
 
 
 
 
Ooming!
 
 
 
 
 
Hang on a second.
 
 
 
 
 
Hello?
 
 
 
 
 
- Barry?
 
- Adam?
 
 
 
 
 
- Oan you believe this is happening?
 
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
 
 
 
 
 
Looking sharp.
 
 
 
 
 
Use the stairs. Your father
 
paid good money for those.
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry. I'm excited.
 
 
 
 
 
Here's the graduate.
 
We're very proud of you, son.
 
 
 
 
 
A perfect report card, all B's.
 
 
 
 
 
Very proud.
 
 
 
 
 
Ma! I got a thing going here.
 
 
 
 
 
- You got lint on your fuzz.
 
- Ow! That's me!
 
 
 
 
 
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
 
- Bye!
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, I told you,
 
stop flying in the house!
 
 
 
 
 
- Hey, Adam.
 
- Hey, Barry.
 
 
 
 
 
- Is that fuzz gel?
 
- A little. Special day, graduation.
 
 
 
 
 
Never thought I'd make it.
 
 
 
 
 
Three days grade school,
 
three days high school.
 
 
 
 
 
Those were awkward.
 
 
 
 
 
Three days college. I'm glad I took
 
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
 
 
 
 
 
You did come back different.
 
 
 
 
 
- Hi, Barry.
 
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
 
 
 
 
 
- Hear about Frankie?
 
- Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
- You going to the funeral?
 
- No, I'm not going.
 
 
 
 
 
Everybody knows,
 
sting someone, you die.
 
 
 
 
 
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
 
Such a hothead.
 
 
 
 
 
I guess he could have
 
just gotten out of the way.
 
 
 
 
 
I love this incorporating
 
an amusement park into our day.
 
 
 
 
 
That's why we don't need vacations.
 
 
 
 
 
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
 
under the circumstances.
 
 
 
 
 
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
 
- We are!
 
 
 
 
 
- Bee-men.
 
- Amen!
 
 
 
 
 
Hallelujah!
 
 
 
 
 
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
 
 
 
 
 
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
 
 
 
 
 
Welcome, New Hive Oity
 
graduating class of...
 
 
 
 
 
...9:15.
 
 
 
 
 
That concludes our ceremonies.
 
 
 
 
 
And begins your career
 
at Honex Industries!
 
 
 
 
 
Will we pick ourjob today?
 
 
 
 
 
I heard it's just orientation.
 
 
 
 
 
Heads up! Here we go.
 
 
 
 
 
Keep your hands and antennas
 
inside the tram at all times.
 
 
 
 
 
- Wonder what it'll be like?
 
- A little scary.
 
 
 
 
 
Welcome to Honex,
 
a division of Honesco
 
 
 
 
 
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
 
 
 
 
 
This is it!
 
 
 
 
 
Wow.
 
 
 
 
 
Wow.
 
 
 
 
 
We know that you, as a bee,
 
have worked your whole life
 
 
 
 
 
to get to the point where you
 
can work for your whole life.
 
 
 
 
 
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
 
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
 
 
 
 
 
Our top-secret formula
 
 
 
 
 
is automatically color-corrected,
 
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
 
 
 
 
 
into this soothing sweet syrup
 
 
 
 
 
with its distinctive
 
golden glow you know as...
 
 
 
 
 
Honey!
 
 
 
 
 
- That girl was hot.
 
- She's my cousin!
 
 
 
 
 
- She is?
 
- Yes, we're all cousins.
 
 
 
 
 
- Right. You're right.
 
- At Honex, we constantly strive
 
 
 
 
 
to improve every aspect
 
of bee existence.
 
 
 
 
 
These bees are stress-testing
 
a new helmet technology.
 
 
 
 
 
- What do you think he makes?
 
- Not enough.
 
 
 
 
 
Here we have our latest advancement,
 
the Krelman.
 
 
 
 
 
- What does that do?
 
- Oatches that little strand of honey
 
 
 
 
 
that hangs after you pour it.
 
Saves us millions.
 
 
 
 
 
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
 
 
 
 
 
Of course. Most bee jobs are
 
small ones. But bees know
 
 
 
 
 
that every small job,
 
if it's done well, means a lot.
 
 
 
 
 
But choose carefully
 
 
 
 
 
because you'll stay in the job
 
you pick for the rest of your life.
 
 
 
 
 
The same job the rest of your life?
 
I didn't know that.
 
 
 
 
 
What's the difference?
 
 
 
 
 
You'll be happy to know that bees,
 
as a species, haven't had one day off
 
 
 
 
 
in 27 million years.
 
 
 
 
 
So you'll just work us to death?
 
 
 
 
 
We'll sure try.
 
 
 
 
 
Wow! That blew my mind!
 
 
 
 
 
"What's the difference?"
 
How can you say that?
 
 
 
 
 
One job forever?
 
That's an insane choice to have to make.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm relieved. Now we only have
 
to make one decision in life.
 
 
 
 
 
But, Adam, how could they
 
never have told us that?
 
 
 
 
 
Why would you question anything?
 
We're bees.
 
 
 
 
 
We're the most perfectly
 
functioning society on Earth.
 
 
 
 
 
You ever think maybe things
 
work a little too well here?
 
 
 
 
 
Like what? Give me one example.
 
 
 
 
 
I don't know. But you know
 
what I'm talking about.
 
 
 
 
 
Please clear the gate.
 
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
 
 
 
 
 
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
 
 
 
 
 
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
 
- Wow.
 
 
 
 
 
I've never seen them this close.
 
 
 
 
 
They know what it's like
 
outside the hive.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, but some don't come back.
 
 
 
 
 
- Hey, Jocks!
 
- Hi, Jocks!
 
 
 
 
 
You guys did great!
 
 
 
 
 
You're monsters!
 
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
 
 
 
 
 
- I wonder where they were.
 
- I don't know.
 
 
 
 
 
Their day's not planned.
 
 
 
 
 
Outside the hive, flying who knows
 
where, doing who knows what.
 
 
 
 
 
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
 
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
 
 
 
 
 
Right.
 
 
 
 
 
Look. That's more pollen
 
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
 
 
 
 
 
It's just a status symbol.
 
Bees make too much of it.
 
 
 
 
 
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
 
and the ladies see you wearing it.
 
 
 
 
 
Those ladies?
 
Aren't they our cousins too?
 
 
 
 
 
Distant. Distant.
 
 
 
 
 
Look at these two.
 
 
 
 
 
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
 
- Let's have fun with them.
 
 
 
 
 
It must be dangerous
 
being a Pollen Jock.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
 
against a mushroom!
 
 
 
 
 
He had a paw on my throat,
 
and with the other, he was slapping me!
 
 
 
 
 
- Oh, my!
 
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
 
 
 
 
 
What were you doing during this?
 
 
 
 
 
Trying to alert the authorities.
 
 
 
 
 
I can autograph that.
 
 
 
 
 
A little gusty out there today,
 
wasn't it, comrades?
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah. Gusty.
 
 
 
 
 
We're hitting a sunflower patch
 
six miles from here tomorrow.
 
 
 
 
 
- Six miles, huh?
 
- Barry!
 
 
 
 
 
A puddle jump for us,
 
but maybe you're not up for it.
 
 
 
 
 
- Maybe I am.
 
- You are not!
 
 
 
 
 
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
 
 
 
 
 
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
 
Are you bee enough?
 
 
 
 
 
I might be. It all depends
 
on what 0900 means.
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, Honex!
 
 
 
 
 
Dad, you surprised me.
 
 
 
 
 
You decide what you're interested in?
 
 
 
 
 
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
 
- But you only get one.
 
 
 
 
 
Do you ever get bored
 
doing the same job every day?
 
 
 
 
 
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
 
 
 
 
 
You grab that stick, and you just
 
move it around, and you stir it around.
 
 
 
 
 
You get yourself into a rhythm.
 
It's a beautiful thing.
 
 
 
 
 
You know, Dad,
 
the more I think about it,
 
 
 
 
 
maybe the honey field
 
just isn't right for me.
 
 
 
 
 
You were thinking of what,
 
making balloon animals?
 
 
 
 
 
That's a bad job
 
for a guy with a stinger.
 
 
 
 
 
Janet, your son's not sure
 
he wants to go into honey!
 
 
 
 
 
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
 
- I'm not trying to be funny.
 
 
 
 
 
You're not funny! You're going
 
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
 
 
 
 
 
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
 
- No one's listening to me!
 
 
 
 
 
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
 
 
 
 
 
I could say anything right now.
 
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
 
 
 
 
 
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
 
 
 
 
 
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
 
Shave my antennae.
 
 
 
 
 
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
 
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm so proud.
 
 
 
 
 
- We're starting work today!
 
- Today's the day.
 
 
 
 
 
Oome on! All the good jobs
 
will be gone.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, right.
 
 
 
 
 
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
 
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
 
 
 
 
 
- Is it still available?
 
- Hang on. Two left!
 
 
 
 
 
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
 
Step to the side.
 
 
 
 
 
- What'd you get?
 
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
 
 
 
 
 
Wow!
 
 
 
 
 
Oouple of newbies?
 
 
 
 
 
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
 
 
 
 
 
Make your choice.
 
 
 
 
 
- You want to go first?
 
- No, you go.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, my. What's available?
 
 
 
 
 
Restroom attendant's open,
 
not for the reason you think.
 
 
 
 
 
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
 
- Sure, you're on.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
 
 
 
 
 
Wax monkey's always open.
 
 
 
 
 
The Krelman opened up again.
 
 
 
 
 
What happened?
 
 
 
 
 
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
 
He's dead. Another dead one.
 
 
 
 
 
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
 
 
 
 
 
Dead from the neck up.
 
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, this is so hard!
 
 
 
 
 
Heating, cooling,
 
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
 
 
 
 
 
humming, inspector number seven,
 
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
 
 
 
 
 
mite wrangler. Barry, what
 
do you think I should... Barry?
 
 
 
 
 
Barry!
 
 
 
 
 
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
 
in quadrant nine...
 
 
 
 
 
What happened to you?
 
Where are you?
 
 
 
 
 
- I'm going out.
 
- Out? Out where?
 
 
 
 
 
- Out there.
 
- Oh, no!
 
 
 
 
 
I have to, before I go
 
to work for the rest of my life.
 
 
 
 
 
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
 
 
 
 
 
Another call coming in.
 
 
 
 
 
If anyone's feeling brave,
 
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
 
 
 
 
 
that gets their roses today.
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, guys.
 
 
 
 
 
- Look at that.
 
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
 
 
 
 
 
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
 
 
 
 
 
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
 
 
 
 
 
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
 
 
 
 
 
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
 
 
 
 
 
- Thank you.
 
- OK.
 
 
 
 
 
You got a rain advisory today,
 
 
 
 
 
and as you all know,
 
bees cannot fly in rain.
 
 
 
 
 
So be careful. As always,
 
watch your brooms,
 
 
 
 
 
hockey sticks, dogs,
 
birds, bears and bats.
 
 
 
 
 
Also, I got a couple of reports
 
of root beer being poured on us.
 
 
 
 
 
Murphy's in a home because of it,
 
babbling like a cicada!
 
 
 
 
 
- That's awful.
 
- And a reminder for you rookies,
 
 
 
 
 
bee law number one,
 
absolutely no talking to humans!
 
 
 
 
 
All right, launch positions!
 
 
 
 
 
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
 
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
 
 
 
 
 
Black and yellow!
 
 
 
 
 
Hello!
 
 
 
 
 
You ready for this, hot shot?
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
 
 
 
 
 
Wind, check.
 
 
 
 
 
- Antennae, check.
 
- Nectar pack, check.
 
 
 
 
 
- Wings, check.
 
- Stinger, check.
 
 
 
 
 
Scared out of my shorts, check.
 
 
 
 
 
OK, ladies,
 
 
 
 
 
let's move it out!
 
 
 
 
 
Pound those petunias,
 
you striped stem-suckers!
 
 
 
 
 
All of you, drain those flowers!
 
 
 
 
 
Wow! I'm out!
 
 
 
 
 
I can't believe I'm out!
 
 
 
 
 
So blue.
 
 
 
 
 
I feel so fast and free!
 
 
 
 
 
Box kite!
 
 
 
 
 
Wow!
 
 
 
 
 
Flowers!
 
 
 
 
 
This is Blue Leader.
 
We have roses visual.
 
 
 
 
 
Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
 
 
 
 
 
Roses!
 
 
 
 
 
30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
 
 
 
 
 
Stand to the side, kid.
 
It's got a bit of a kick.
 
 
 
 
 
That is one nectar collector!
 
 
 
 
 
- Ever see pollination up close?
 
- No, sir.
 
 
 
 
 
I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
 
over here. Maybe a dash over there,
 
 
 
 
 
a pinch on that one.
 
See that? It's a little bit of magic.
 
 
 
 
 
That's amazing. Why do we do that?
 
 
 
 
 
That's pollen power. More pollen, more
 
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
 
 
 
 
 
Oool.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
 
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
 
 
 
 
 
Oopy that visual.
 
 
 
 
 
Wait. One of these flowers
 
seems to be on the move.
 
 
 
 
 
Say again? You're reporting
 
a moving flower?
 
 
 
 
 
Affirmative.
 
 
 
 
 
That was on the line!
 
 
 
 
 
This is the coolest. What is it?
 
 
 
 
 
I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
 
 
 
 
 
It smells good.
 
Not like a flower, but I like it.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, fuzzy.
 
 
 
 
 
Ohemical-y.
 
 
 
 
 
Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
 
 
 
 
 
My sweet lord of bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Oandy-brain, get off there!
 
 
 
 
 
Problem!
 
 
 
 
 
- Guys!
 
- This could be bad.
 
 
 
 
 
Affirmative.
 
 
 
 
 
Very close.
 
 
 
 
 
Gonna hurt.
 
 
 
 
 
Mama's little boy.
 
 
 
 
 
You are way out of position, rookie!
 
 
 
 
 
Ooming in at you like a missile!
 
 
 
 
 
Help me!
 
 
 
 
 
I don't think these are flowers.
 
 
 
 
 
- Should we tell him?
 
- I think he knows.
 
 
 
 
 
What is this?!
 
 
 
 
 
Match point!
 
 
 
 
 
You can start packing up, honey,
 
because you're about to eat it!
 
 
 
 
 
Yowser!
 
 
 
 
 
Gross.
 
 
 
 
 
There's a bee in the car!
 
 
 
 
 
- Do something!
 
- I'm driving!
 
 
 
 
 
- Hi, bee.
 
- He's back here!
 
 
 
 
 
He's going to sting me!
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody move. If you don't move,
 
he won't sting you. Freeze!
 
 
 
 
 
He blinked!
 
 
 
 
 
Spray him, Granny!
 
 
 
 
 
What are you doing?!
 
 
 
 
 
Wow... the tension level
 
out here is unbelievable.
 
 
 
 
 
I gotta get home.
 
 
 
 
 
Oan't fly in rain.
 
 
 
 
 
Oan't fly in rain.
 
 
 
 
 
Oan't fly in rain.
 
 
 
 
 
Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
 
 
 
 
 
Ken, could you close
 
the window please?
 
 
 
 
 
Ken, could you close
 
the window please?
 
 
 
 
 
Oheck out my new resume.
 
I made it into a fold-out brochure.
 
 
 
 
 
You see? Folds out.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
 
 
 
 
 
What was that?
 
 
 
 
 
Maybe this time. This time. This time.
 
This time! This time! This...
 
 
 
 
 
Drapes!
 
 
 
 
 
That is diabolical.
 
 
 
 
 
It's fantastic. It's got all my special
 
skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
 
 
 
 
 
What's number one? Star Wars?
 
 
 
 
 
Nah, I don't go for that...
 
 
 
 
 
...kind of stuff.
 
 
 
 
 
No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
 
They're out of their minds.
 
 
 
 
 
When I leave a job interview, they're
 
flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
 
 
 
 
 
There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
 
 
 
 
 
I don't remember the sun
 
having a big 75 on it.
 
 
 
 
 
I predicted global warming.
 
 
 
 
 
I could feel it getting hotter.
 
At first I thought it was just me.
 
 
 
 
 
Wait! Stop! Bee!
 
 
 
 
 
Stand back. These are winter boots.
 
 
 
 
 
Wait!
 
 
 
 
 
Don't kill him!
 
 
 
 
 
You know I'm allergic to them!
 
This thing could kill me!
 
 
 
 
 
Why does his life have
 
less value than yours?
 
 
 
 
 
Why does his life have any less value
 
than mine? Is that your statement?
 
 
 
 
 
I'm just saying all life has value. You
 
don't know what he's capable of feeling.
 
 
 
 
 
My brochure!
 
 
 
 
 
There you go, little guy.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm not scared of him.
 
It's an allergic thing.
 
 
 
 
 
Put that on your resume brochure.
 
 
 
 
 
My whole face could puff up.
 
 
 
 
 
Make it one of your special skills.
 
 
 
 
 
Knocking someone out
 
is also a special skill.
 
 
 
 
 
Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
 
 
 
 
 
- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
 
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
 
 
 
 
 
- You could put carob chips on there.
 
- Bye.
 
 
 
 
 
- Supposed to be less calories.
 
- Bye.
 
 
 
 
 
I gotta say something.
 
 
 
 
 
She saved my life.
 
I gotta say something.
 
 
 
 
 
All right, here it goes.
 
 
 
 
 
Nah.
 
 
 
 
 
What would I say?
 
 
 
 
 
I could really get in trouble.
 
 
 
 
 
It's a bee law.
 
You're not supposed to talk to a human.
 
 
 
 
 
I can't believe I'm doing this.
 
 
 
 
 
I've got to.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
 
 
 
 
 
No. Yes. No.
 
 
 
 
 
Do it. I can't.
 
 
 
 
 
How should I start it?
 
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
 
 
 
 
 
Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
 
 
 
 
 
Hi!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm sorry.
 
 
 
 
 
- You're talking.
 
- Yes, I know.
 
 
 
 
 
You're talking!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm so sorry.
 
 
 
 
 
No, it's OK. It's fine.
 
I know I'm dreaming.
 
 
 
 
 
But I don't recall going to bed.
 
 
 
 
 
Well, I'm sure this
 
is very disconcerting.
 
 
 
 
 
This is a bit of a surprise to me.
 
I mean, you're a bee!
 
 
 
 
 
I am. And I'm not supposed
 
to be doing this,
 
 
 
 
 
but they were all trying to kill me.
 
 
 
 
 
And if it wasn't for you...
 
 
 
 
 
I had to thank you.
 
It's just how I was raised.
 
 
 
 
 
That was a little weird.
 
 
 
 
 
- I'm talking with a bee.
 
- Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm talking to a bee.
 
And the bee is talking to me!
 
 
 
 
 
I just want to say I'm grateful.
 
I'll leave now.
 
 
 
 
 
- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
 
- What?
 
 
 
 
 
The talking thing.
 
 
 
 
 
Same way you did, I guess.
 
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
 
 
 
 
 
- That's very funny.
 
- Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
 
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
 
 
 
 
 
Anyway...
 
 
 
 
 
Oan I...
 
 
 
 
 
...get you something?
 
- Like what?
 
 
 
 
 
I don't know. I mean...
 
I don't know. Ooffee?
 
 
 
 
 
I don't want to put you out.
 
 
 
 
 
It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
 
 
 
 
 
- It's just coffee.
 
- I hate to impose.
 
 
 
 
 
- Don't be ridiculous!
 
- Actually, I would love a cup.
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, you want rum cake?
 
 
 
 
 
- I shouldn't.
 
- Have some.
 
 
 
 
 
- No, I can't.
 
- Oome on!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
 
 
 
 
 
- Where?
 
- These stripes don't help.
 
 
 
 
 
You look great!
 
 
 
 
 
I don't know if you know
 
anything about fashion.
 
 
 
 
 
Are you all right?
 
 
 
 
 
No.
 
 
 
 
 
He's making the tie in the cab
 
as they're flying up Madison.
 
 
 
 
 
He finally gets there.
 
 
 
 
 
He runs up the steps into the church.
 
The wedding is on.
 
 
 
 
 
And he says, "Watermelon?
 
I thought you said Guatemalan.
 
 
 
 
 
Why would I marry a watermelon?"
 
 
 
 
 
Is that a bee joke?
 
 
 
 
 
That's the kind of stuff we do.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, different.
 
 
 
 
 
So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
 
 
 
 
 
About work? I don't know.
 
 
 
 
 
I want to do my part for the hive,
 
but I can't do it the way they want.
 
 
 
 
 
I know how you feel.
 
 
 
 
 
- You do?
 
- Sure.
 
 
 
 
 
My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
 
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
 
 
 
 
 
- Really?
 
- My only interest is flowers.
 
 
 
 
 
Our new queen was just elected
 
with that same campaign slogan.
 
 
 
 
 
Anyway, if you look...
 
 
 
 
 
There's my hive right there. See it?
 
 
 
 
 
You're in Sheep Meadow!
 
 
 
 
 
Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
 
 
 
 
 
No way! I know that area.
 
I lost a toe ring there once.
 
 
 
 
 
- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
 
- Why not?
 
 
 
 
 
- It's like putting a hat on your knee.
 
- Maybe I'll try that.
 
 
 
 
 
- You all right, ma'am?
 
- Oh, yeah. Fine.
 
 
 
 
 
Just having two cups of coffee!
 
 
 
 
 
Anyway, this has been great.
 
Thanks for the coffee.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, it's no trouble.
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
 
I'd be up the rest of my life.
 
 
 
 
 
Are you...?
 
 
 
 
 
Oan I take a piece of this with me?
 
 
 
 
 
Sure! Here, have a crumb.
 
 
 
 
 
- Thanks!
 
- Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
All right. Well, then...
 
I guess I'll see you around.
 
 
 
 
 
Or not.
 
 
 
 
 
OK, Barry.
 
 
 
 
 
And thank you
 
so much again... for before.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, that? That was nothing.
 
 
 
 
 
Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
 
 
 
 
 
This can't possibly work.
 
 
 
 
 
He's all set to go.
 
We may as well try it.
 
 
 
 
 
OK, Dave, pull the chute.
 
 
 
 
 
- Sounds amazing.
 
- It was amazing!
 
 
 
 
 
It was the scariest,
 
happiest moment of my life.
 
 
 
 
 
Humans! I can't believe
 
you were with humans!
 
 
 
 
 
Giant, scary humans!
 
What were they like?
 
 
 
 
 
Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
 
 
 
 
 
They eat crazy giant things.
 
They drive crazy.
 
 
 
 
 
- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
 
- Some of them. But some of them don't.
 
 
 
 
 
- How'd you get back?
 
- Poodle.
 
 
 
 
 
You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
 
whatever you wanted to see.
 
 
 
 
 
You had your "experience." Now you
 
can pick out yourjob and be normal.
 
 
 
 
 
- Well...
 
- Well?
 
 
 
 
 
Well, I met someone.
 
 
 
 
 
You did? Was she Bee-ish?
 
 
 
 
 
- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
 
- No, no, no, not a wasp.
 
 
 
 
 
- Spider?
 
- I'm not attracted to spiders.
 
 
 
 
 
I know it's the hottest thing,
 
with the eight legs and all.
 
 
 
 
 
I can't get by that face.
 
 
 
 
 
So who is she?
 
 
 
 
 
She's... human.
 
 
 
 
 
No, no. That's a bee law.
 
You wouldn't break a bee law.
 
 
 
 
 
- Her name's Vanessa.
 
- Oh, boy.
 
 
 
 
 
She's so nice. And she's a florist!
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
 
 
 
 
 
We're not dating.
 
 
 
 
 
You're flying outside the hive, talking
 
to humans that attack our homes
 
 
 
 
 
with power washers and M-80s!
 
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
 
 
 
 
 
She saved my life!
 
And she understands me.
 
 
 
 
 
This is over!
 
 
 
 
 
Eat this.
 
 
 
 
 
This is not over! What was that?
 
 
 
 
 
- They call it a crumb.
 
- It was so stingin' stripey!
 
 
 
 
 
And that's not what they eat.
 
That's what falls off what they eat!
 
 
 
 
 
- You know what a Oinnabon is?
 
- No.
 
 
 
 
 
It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
 
They heat it up...
 
 
 
 
 
Sit down!
 
 
 
 
 
...really hot!
 
- Listen to me!
 
 
 
 
 
We are not them! We're us.
 
There's us and there's them!
 
 
 
 
 
Yes, but who can deny
 
the heart that is yearning?
 
 
 
 
 
There's no yearning.
 
Stop yearning. Listen to me!
 
 
 
 
 
You have got to start thinking bee,
 
my friend. Thinking bee!
 
 
 
 
 
- Thinking bee.
 
- Thinking bee.
 
 
 
 
 
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
 
 
 
 
There he is. He's in the pool.
 
 
 
 
 
You know what your problem is, Barry?
 
 
 
 
 
I gotta start thinking bee?
 
 
 
 
 
How much longer will this go on?
 
 
 
 
 
It's been three days!
 
Why aren't you working?
 
 
 
 
 
I've got a lot of big life decisions
 
to think about.
 
 
 
 
 
What life? You have no life!
 
You have no job. You're barely a bee!
 
 
 
 
 
Would it kill you
 
to make a little honey?
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, come out.
 
Your father's talking to you.
 
 
 
 
 
Martin, would you talk to him?
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, I'm talking to you!
 
 
 
 
 
You coming?
 
 
 
 
 
Got everything?
 
 
 
 
 
All set!
 
 
 
 
 
Go ahead. I'll catch up.
 
 
 
 
 
Don't be too long.
 
 
 
 
 
Watch this!
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa!
 
 
 
 
 
- We're still here.
 
- I told you not to yell at him.
 
 
 
 
 
He doesn't respond to yelling!
 
 
 
 
 
- Then why yell at me?
 
- Because you don't listen!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm not listening to this.
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry, I've gotta go.
 
 
 
 
 
- Where are you going?
 
- I'm meeting a friend.
 
 
 
 
 
A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
 
 
 
 
 
Bye.
 
 
 
 
 
I just hope she's Bee-ish.
 
 
 
 
 
They have a huge parade
 
of flowers every year in Pasadena?
 
 
 
 
 
To be in the Tournament of Roses,
 
that's every florist's dream!
 
 
 
 
 
Up on a float, surrounded
 
by flowers, crowds cheering.
 
 
 
 
 
A tournament. Do the roses
 
compete in athletic events?
 
 
 
 
 
No. All right, I've got one.
 
How come you don't fly everywhere?
 
 
 
 
 
It's exhausting. Why don't you
 
run everywhere? It's faster.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
 
All right, your turn.
 
 
 
 
 
TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
 
That's insane!
 
 
 
 
 
You don't have that?
 
 
 
 
 
We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
 
It's a horrible, horrible disease.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, my.
 
 
 
 
 
Dumb bees!
 
 
 
 
 
You must want to sting all those jerks.
 
 
 
 
 
We try not to sting.
 
It's usually fatal for us.
 
 
 
 
 
So you have to watch your temper.
 
 
 
 
 
Very carefully.
 
You kick a wall, take a walk,
 
 
 
 
 
write an angry letter and throw it out.
 
Work through it like any emotion:
 
 
 
 
 
Anger, jealousy, lust.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
- What is wrong with you?!
 
- It's a bug.
 
 
 
 
 
He's not bothering anybody.
 
Get out of here, you creep!
 
 
 
 
 
What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, it was. How did you know?
 
 
 
 
 
It felt like about 10 pages.
 
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
 
 
 
 
 
You've really got that
 
down to a science.
 
 
 
 
 
- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
 
- I'll bet.
 
 
 
 
 
What in the name
 
of Mighty Hercules is this?
 
 
 
 
 
How did this get here?
 
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
 
 
 
 
 
Ray Liotta Private Select?
 
 
 
 
 
- Is he that actor?
 
- I never heard of him.
 
 
 
 
 
- Why is this here?
 
- For people. We eat it.
 
 
 
 
 
You don't have
 
enough food of your own?
 
 
 
 
 
- Well, yes.
 
- How do you get it?
 
 
 
 
 
- Bees make it.
 
- I know who makes it!
 
 
 
 
 
And it's hard to make it!
 
 
 
 
 
There's heating, cooling, stirring.
 
You need a whole Krelman thing!
 
 
 
 
 
- It's organic.
 
- It's our-ganic!
 
 
 
 
 
It's just honey, Barry.
 
 
 
 
 
Just what?!
 
 
 
 
 
Bees don't know about this!
 
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
 
 
 
 
 
You've taken our homes, schools,
 
hospitals! This is all we have!
 
 
 
 
 
And it's on sale?!
 
I'm getting to the bottom of this.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm getting to the bottom
 
of all of this!
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, Hector.
 
 
 
 
 
- You almost done?
 
- Almost.
 
 
 
 
 
He is here. I sense it.
 
 
 
 
 
Well, I guess I'll go home now
 
 
 
 
 
and just leave this nice honey out,
 
with no one around.
 
 
 
 
 
You're busted, box boy!
 
 
 
 
 
I knew I heard something.
 
So you can talk!
 
 
 
 
 
I can talk.
 
And now you'll start talking!
 
 
 
 
 
Where you getting the sweet stuff?
 
Who's your supplier?
 
 
 
 
 
I don't understand.
 
I thought we were friends.
 
 
 
 
 
The last thing we want
 
to do is upset bees!
 
 
 
 
 
You're too late! It's ours now!
 
 
 
 
 
You, sir, have crossed
 
the wrong sword!
 
 
 
 
 
You, sir, will be lunch
 
for my iguana, Ignacio!
 
 
 
 
 
Where is the honey coming from?
 
 
 
 
 
Tell me where!
 
 
 
 
 
Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
 
 
 
 
 
Orazy person!
 
 
 
 
 
What horrible thing has happened here?
 
 
 
 
 
These faces, they never knew
 
what hit them. And now
 
 
 
 
 
they're on the road to nowhere!
 
 
 
 
 
Just keep still.
 
 
 
 
 
What? You're not dead?
 
 
 
 
 
Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
 
that moves. Where you headed?
 
 
 
 
 
To Honey Farms.
 
I am onto something huge here.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
 
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm going to Tacoma.
 
 
 
 
 
- And you?
 
- He really is dead.
 
 
 
 
 
All right.
 
 
 
 
 
Uh-oh!
 
 
 
 
 
- What is that?!
 
- Oh, no!
 
 
 
 
 
- A wiper! Triple blade!
 
- Triple blade?
 
 
 
 
 
Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
 
 
 
 
 
Why does everything have
 
to be so doggone clean?!
 
 
 
 
 
How much do you people need to see?!
 
 
 
 
 
Open your eyes!
 
Stick your head out the window!
 
 
 
 
 
From NPR News in Washington,
 
I'm Oarl Kasell.
 
 
 
 
 
But don't kill no more bugs!
 
 
 
 
 
- Bee!
 
- Moose blood guy!!
 
 
 
 
 
- You hear something?
 
- Like what?
 
 
 
 
 
Like tiny screaming.
 
 
 
 
 
Turn off the radio.
 
 
 
 
 
Whassup, bee boy?
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, Blood.
 
 
 
 
 
Just a row of honey jars,
 
as far as the eye could see.
 
 
 
 
 
Wow!
 
 
 
 
 
I assume wherever this truck goes
 
is where they're getting it.
 
 
 
 
 
I mean, that honey's ours.
 
 
 
 
 
- Bees hang tight.
 
- We're all jammed in.
 
 
 
 
 
It's a close community.
 
 
 
 
 
Not us, man. We on our own.
 
Every mosquito on his own.
 
 
 
 
 
- What if you get in trouble?
 
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.
 
 
 
 
 
Nobody likes us. They just smack.
 
See a mosquito, smack, smack!
 
 
 
 
 
At least you're out in the world.
 
You must meet girls.
 
 
 
 
 
Mosquito girls try to trade up,
 
get with a moth, dragonfly.
 
 
 
 
 
Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
 
 
 
 
 
You got to be kidding me!
 
 
 
 
 
Mooseblood's about to leave
 
the building! So long, bee!
 
 
 
 
 
- Hey, guys!
 
- Mooseblood!
 
 
 
 
 
I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
 
Did you bring your crazy straw?
 
 
 
 
 
We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
 
and it's pretty much pure profit.
 
 
 
 
 
What is this place?
 
 
 
 
 
A bee's got a brain
 
the size of a pinhead.
 
 
 
 
 
They are pinheads!
 
 
 
 
 
Pinhead.
 
 
 
 
 
- Oheck out the new smoker.
 
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
 
 
 
 
 
The Thomas 3000!
 
 
 
 
 
Smoker?
 
 
 
 
 
Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
 
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
 
 
 
 
 
A couple breaths of this
 
knocks them right out.
 
 
 
 
 
They make the honey,
 
and we make the money.
 
 
 
 
 
"They make the honey,
 
and we make the money"?
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, my!
 
 
 
 
 
What's going on? Are you OK?
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
 
 
 
 
 
Do you know you're
 
in a fake hive with fake walls?
 
 
 
 
 
Our queen was moved here.
 
We had no choice.
 
 
 
 
 
This is your queen?
 
That's a man in women's clothes!
 
 
 
 
 
That's a drag queen!
 
 
 
 
 
What is this?
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, no!
 
 
 
 
 
There's hundreds of them!
 
 
 
 
 
Bee honey.
 
 
 
 
 
Our honey is being brazenly stolen
 
on a massive scale!
 
 
 
 
 
This is worse than anything bears
 
have done! I intend to do something.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, Barry, stop.
 
 
 
 
 
Who told you humans are taking
 
our honey? That's a rumor.
 
 
 
 
 
Do these look like rumors?
 
 
 
 
 
That's a conspiracy theory.
 
These are obviously doctored photos.
 
 
 
 
 
How did you get mixed up in this?
 
 
 
 
 
He's been talking to humans.
 
 
 
 
 
- What?
 
- Talking to humans?!
 
 
 
 
 
He has a human girlfriend.
 
And they make out!
 
 
 
 
 
Make out? Barry!
 
 
 
 
 
We do not.
 
 
 
 
 
- You wish you could.
 
- Whose side are you on?
 
 
 
 
 
The bees!
 
 
 
 
 
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
 
Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, this is what you want
 
to do with your life?
 
 
 
 
 
I want to do it for all our lives.
 
Nobody works harder than bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Dad, I remember you
 
coming home so overworked
 
 
 
 
 
your hands were still stirring.
 
You couldn't stop.
 
 
 
 
 
I remember that.
 
 
 
 
 
What right do they have to our honey?
 
 
 
 
 
We live on two cups a year. They put it
 
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
 
 
 
 
 
Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
 
 
 
 
 
Sting them where it really hurts.
 
 
 
 
 
In the face! The eye!
 
 
 
 
 
- That would hurt.
 
- No.
 
 
 
 
 
Up the nose? That's a killer.
 
 
 
 
 
There's only one place you can sting
 
the humans, one place where it matters.
 
 
 
 
 
Hive at Five, the hive's only
 
full-hour action news source.
 
 
 
 
 
No more bee beards!
 
 
 
 
 
With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
 
 
 
 
 
Weather with Storm Stinger.
 
 
 
 
 
Sports with Buzz Larvi.
 
 
 
 
 
And Jeanette Ohung.
 
 
 
 
 
- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
 
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
 
 
 
 
 
A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
 
 
 
 
 
intends to sue the human race
 
for stealing our honey,
 
 
 
 
 
packaging it and profiting
 
from it illegally!
 
 
 
 
 
Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
 
 
 
 
 
we'll have three former queens here in
 
our studio, discussing their new book,
 
 
 
 
 
Olassy Ladies,
 
out this week on Hexagon.
 
 
 
 
 
Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
 
 
 
 
 
Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
 
from the hive. I can't do this"?
 
 
 
 
 
Bees have never been afraid
 
to change the world.
 
 
 
 
 
What about Bee Oolumbus?
 
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
 
 
 
 
 
Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
 
 
 
 
 
We were thinking
 
of stickball or candy stores.
 
 
 
 
 
How old are you?
 
 
 
 
 
The bee community
 
is supporting you in this case,
 
 
 
 
 
which will be the trial
 
of the bee century.
 
 
 
 
 
You know, they have a Larry King
 
in the human world too.
 
 
 
 
 
It's a common name. Next week...
 
 
 
 
 
He looks like you and has a show
 
and suspenders and colored dots...
 
 
 
 
 
Next week...
 
 
 
 
 
Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
 
guest even though you just heard 'em.
 
 
 
 
 
Bear Week next week!
 
They're scary, hairy and here live.
 
 
 
 
 
Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
 
squinty eyes, very Jewish.
 
 
 
 
 
In tennis, you attack
 
at the point of weakness!
 
 
 
 
 
It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
 
 
 
 
 
Honey, her backhand's a joke!
 
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
 
 
 
 
 
Quiet, please.
 
Actual work going on here.
 
 
 
 
 
- Is that that same bee?
 
- Yes, it is!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm helping him sue the human race.
 
 
 
 
 
- Hello.
 
- Hello, bee.
 
 
 
 
 
This is Ken.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
 
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
 
 
 
 
 
Why does he talk again?
 
 
 
 
 
Listen, you better go
 
'cause we're really busy working.
 
 
 
 
 
But it's our yogurt night!
 
 
 
 
 
Bye-bye.
 
 
 
 
 
Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
 
 
 
 
 
You poor thing.
 
You two have been at this for hours!
 
 
 
 
 
Yes, and Adam here
 
has been a huge help.
 
 
 
 
 
- Frosting...
 
- How many sugars?
 
 
 
 
 
Just one. I try not
 
to use the competition.
 
 
 
 
 
So why are you helping me?
 
 
 
 
 
Bees have good qualities.
 
 
 
 
 
And it takes my mind off the shop.
 
 
 
 
 
Instead of flowers, people
 
are giving balloon bouquets now.
 
 
 
 
 
Those are great, if you're three.
 
 
 
 
 
And artificial flowers.
 
 
 
 
 
- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
 
- Yeah, me too.
 
 
 
 
 
Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
 
 
 
 
 
Bees must hate those fake things!
 
 
 
 
 
Nothing worse
 
than a daffodil that's had work done.
 
 
 
 
 
Maybe this could make up
 
for it a little bit.
 
 
 
 
 
- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
 
- I guess.
 
 
 
 
 
You sure you want to go through with it?
 
 
 
 
 
Am I sure? When I'm done with
 
the humans, they won't be able
 
 
 
 
 
to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
 
without paying a royalty!
 
 
 
 
 
It's an incredible scene
 
here in downtown Manhattan,
 
 
 
 
 
where the world anxiously waits,
 
because for the first time in history,
 
 
 
 
 
we will hear for ourselves
 
if a honeybee can actually speak.
 
 
 
 
 
What have we gotten into here, Barry?
 
 
 
 
 
It's pretty big, isn't it?
 
 
 
 
 
I can't believe how many humans
 
don't work during the day.
 
 
 
 
 
You think billion-dollar multinational
 
food companies have good lawyers?
 
 
 
 
 
Everybody needs to stay
 
behind the barricade.
 
 
 
 
 
- What's the matter?
 
- I don't know, I just got a chill.
 
 
 
 
 
Well, if it isn't the bee team.
 
 
 
 
 
You boys work on this?
 
 
 
 
 
All rise! The Honorable
 
Judge Bumbleton presiding.
 
 
 
 
 
All right. Oase number 4475,
 
 
 
 
 
Superior Oourt of New York,
 
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
 
 
 
 
 
is now in session.
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
 
the five food companies collectively?
 
 
 
 
 
A privilege.
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Benson... you're representing
 
all the bees of the world?
 
 
 
 
 
I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
 
we're ready to proceed.
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Montgomery,
 
your opening statement, please.
 
 
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
 
 
 
 
 
my grandmother was a simple woman.
 
 
 
 
 
Born on a farm, she believed
 
it was man's divine right
 
 
 
 
 
to benefit from the bounty
 
of nature God put before us.
 
 
 
 
 
If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
 
Mr. Benson imagines,
 
 
 
 
 
just think of what would it mean.
 
 
 
 
 
I would have to negotiate
 
with the silkworm
 
 
 
 
 
for the elastic in my britches!
 
 
 
 
 
Talking bee!
 
 
 
 
 
How do we know this isn't some sort of
 
 
 
 
 
holographic motion-picture-capture
 
Hollywood wizardry?
 
 
 
 
 
They could be using laser beams!
 
 
 
 
 
Robotics! Ventriloquism!
 
Oloning! For all we know,
 
 
 
 
 
he could be on steroids!
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Benson?
 
 
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen,
 
there's no trickery here.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm just an ordinary bee.
 
Honey's pretty important to me.
 
 
 
 
 
It's important to all bees.
 
We invented it!
 
 
 
 
 
We make it. And we protect it
 
with our lives.
 
 
 
 
 
Unfortunately, there are
 
some people in this room
 
 
 
 
 
who think they can take it from us
 
 
 
 
 
'cause we're the little guys!
 
I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
 
 
 
 
 
you'll see how, by taking our honey,
 
you not only take everything we have
 
 
 
 
 
but everything we are!
 
 
 
 
 
I wish he'd dress like that
 
all the time. So nice!
 
 
 
 
 
Oall your first witness.
 
 
 
 
 
So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
 
of Honey Farms, big company you have.
 
 
 
 
 
I suppose so.
 
 
 
 
 
I see you also own
 
Honeyburton and Honron!
 
 
 
 
 
Yes, they provide beekeepers
 
for our farms.
 
 
 
 
 
Beekeeper. I find that
 
to be a very disturbing term.
 
 
 
 
 
I don't imagine you employ
 
any bee-free-ers, do you?
 
 
 
 
 
- No.
 
- I couldn't hear you.
 
 
 
 
 
- No.
 
- No.
 
 
 
 
 
Because you don't free bees.
 
You keep bees. Not only that,
 
 
 
 
 
it seems you thought a bear would be
 
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
 
 
 
 
 
They're very lovable creatures.
 
 
 
 
 
Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
 
 
 
 
 
You mean like this?
 
 
 
 
 
Bears kill bees!
 
 
 
 
 
How'd you like his head crashing
 
through your living room?!
 
 
 
 
 
Biting into your couch!
 
Spitting out your throw pillows!
 
 
 
 
 
OK, that's enough. Take him away.
 
 
 
 
 
So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
 
Your name intrigues me.
 
 
 
 
 
- Where have I heard it before?
 
- I was with a band called The Police.
 
 
 
 
 
But you've never been
 
a police officer, have you?
 
 
 
 
 
No, I haven't.
 
 
 
 
 
No, you haven't. And so here
 
we have yet another example
 
 
 
 
 
of bee culture casually
 
stolen by a human
 
 
 
 
 
for nothing more than
 
a prance-about stage name.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, please.
 
 
 
 
 
Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
 
 
 
 
 
Because I'm feeling
 
a little stung, Sting.
 
 
 
 
 
Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
 
 
 
 
 
That's not his real name?! You idiots!
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Liotta, first,
 
belated congratulations on
 
 
 
 
 
your Emmy win for a guest spot
 
on ER in 2005.
 
 
 
 
 
Thank you. Thank you.
 
 
 
 
 
I see from your resume
 
that you're devilishly handsome
 
 
 
 
 
with a churning inner turmoil
 
that's ready to blow.
 
 
 
 
 
I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
 
 
 
 
 
Not yet it isn't. But is this
 
what it's come to for you?
 
 
 
 
 
Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
 
so you don't
 
 
 
 
 
have to rehearse
 
your part and learn your lines, sir?
 
 
 
 
 
Watch it, Benson!
 
I could blow right now!
 
 
 
 
 
This isn't a goodfella.
 
This is a badfella!
 
 
 
 
 
Why doesn't someone just step on
 
this creep, and we can all go home?!
 
 
 
 
 
- Order in this court!
 
- You're all thinking it!
 
 
 
 
 
Order! Order, I say!
 
 
 
 
 
- Say it!
 
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
 
 
 
 
 
I think it was awfully nice
 
of that bear to pitch in like that.
 
 
 
 
 
I think the jury's on our side.
 
 
 
 
 
Are we doing everything right, legally?
 
 
 
 
 
I'm a florist.
 
 
 
 
 
Right. Well, here's to a great team.
 
 
 
 
 
To a great team!
 
 
 
 
 
Well, hello.
 
 
 
 
 
- Ken!
 
- Hello.
 
 
 
 
 
I didn't think you were coming.
 
 
 
 
 
No, I was just late.
 
I tried to call, but... the battery.
 
 
 
 
 
I didn't want all this to go to waste,
 
so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, that was lucky.
 
 
 
 
 
There's a little left.
 
I could heat it up.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
 
 
 
 
 
So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm not much for the game myself.
 
The ball's a little grabby.
 
 
 
 
 
That's where I usually sit.
 
Right... there.
 
 
 
 
 
Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
 
 
 
 
 
and he agreed with me that eating with
 
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
 
 
 
 
 
You think I don't see what you're doing?
 
 
 
 
 
I know how hard it is to find
 
the rightjob. We have that in common.
 
 
 
 
 
Do we?
 
 
 
 
 
Bees have 100 percent employment,
 
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
 
 
 
 
 
That's just what
 
I was thinking about doing.
 
 
 
 
 
Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
 
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm going to drain the old stinger.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah, you do that.
 
 
 
 
 
Look at that.
 
 
 
 
 
You know, I've just about had it
 
 
 
 
 
with your little mind games.
 
 
 
 
 
- What's that?
 
- Italian Vogue.
 
 
 
 
 
Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
 
 
 
 
 
A lot of ads.
 
 
 
 
 
Remember what Van said, why is
 
your life more valuable than mine?
 
 
 
 
 
Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
 
 
 
 
 
I think something stinks in here!
 
 
 
 
 
I love the smell of flowers.
 
 
 
 
 
How do you like the smell of flames?!
 
 
 
 
 
Not as much.
 
 
 
 
 
Water bug! Not taking sides!
 
 
 
 
 
Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
 
This is pathetic!
 
 
 
 
 
I've got issues!
 
 
 
 
 
Well, well, well, a royal flush!
 
 
 
 
 
- You're bluffing.
 
- Am I?
 
 
 
 
 
Surf's up, dude!
 
 
 
 
 
Poo water!
 
 
 
 
 
That bowl is gnarly.
 
 
 
 
 
Except for those dirty yellow rings!
 
 
 
 
 
Kenneth! What are you doing?!
 
 
 
 
 
You know, I don't even like honey!
 
I don't eat it!
 
 
 
 
 
We need to talk!
 
 
 
 
 
He's just a little bee!
 
 
 
 
 
And he happens to be
 
the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
 
 
 
 
 
Long time? What are you talking about?!
 
Are there other bugs in your life?
 
 
 
 
 
No, but there are other things bugging
 
me in life. And you're one of them!
 
 
 
 
 
Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
 
 
 
 
 
My nerves are fried from riding
 
on this emotional roller coaster!
 
 
 
 
 
Goodbye, Ken.
 
 
 
 
 
And for your information,
 
 
 
 
 
I prefer sugar-free, artificial
 
sweeteners made by man!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm sorry about all that.
 
 
 
 
 
I know it's got
 
an aftertaste! I like it!
 
 
 
 
 
I always felt there was some kind
 
of barrier between Ken and me.
 
 
 
 
 
I couldn't overcome it.
 
Oh, well.
 
 
 
 
 
Are you OK for the trial?
 
 
 
 
 
I believe Mr. Montgomery
 
is about out of ideas.
 
 
 
 
 
We would like to call
 
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
 
 
 
 
 
Good idea! You can really see why he's
 
considered one of the best lawyers...
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
Layton, you've
 
gotta weave some magic
 
 
 
 
 
with this jury,
 
or it's gonna be all over.
 
 
 
 
 
Don't worry. The only thing I have
 
to do to turn this jury around
 
 
 
 
 
is to remind them
 
of what they don't like about bees.
 
 
 
 
 
- You got the tweezers?
 
- Are you allergic?
 
 
 
 
 
Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
 
what I think we'd all like to know.
 
 
 
 
 
What exactly is your relationship
 
 
 
 
 
to that woman?
 
 
 
 
 
We're friends.
 
 
 
 
 
- Good friends?
 
- Yes.
 
 
 
 
 
How good? Do you live together?
 
 
 
 
 
Wait a minute...
 
 
 
 
 
Are you her little...
 
 
 
 
 
...bedbug?
 
 
 
 
 
I've seen a bee documentary or two.
 
From what I understand,
 
 
 
 
 
doesn't your queen give birth
 
to all the bee children?
 
 
 
 
 
- Yeah, but...
 
- So those aren't your real parents!
 
 
 
 
 
- Oh, Barry...
 
- Yes, they are!
 
 
 
 
 
Hold me back!
 
 
 
 
 
You're an illegitimate bee,
 
aren't you, Benson?
 
 
 
 
 
He's denouncing bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Don't y'all date your cousins?
 
 
 
 
 
- Objection!
 
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!
 
 
 
 
 
Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, I'm hit!!
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, lordy, I am hit!
 
 
 
 
 
Order! Order!
 
 
 
 
 
The venom! The venom
 
is coursing through my veins!
 
 
 
 
 
I have been felled
 
by a winged beast of destruction!
 
 
 
 
 
You see? You can't treat them
 
like equals! They're striped savages!
 
 
 
 
 
Stinging's the only thing
 
they know! It's their way!
 
 
 
 
 
- Adam, stay with me.
 
- I can't feel my legs.
 
 
 
 
 
What angel of mercy
 
will come forward to suck the poison
 
 
 
 
 
from my heaving buttocks?
 
 
 
 
 
I will have order in this court. Order!
 
 
 
 
 
Order, please!
 
 
 
 
 
The case of the honeybees
 
versus the human race
 
 
 
 
 
took a pointed turn against the bees
 
 
 
 
 
yesterday when one of their legal
 
team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
 
 
 
 
 
- Hey, buddy.
 
- Hey.
 
 
 
 
 
- Is there much pain?
 
- Yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
I...
 
 
 
 
 
I blew the whole case, didn't I?
 
 
 
 
 
It doesn't matter. What matters is
 
you're alive. You could have died.
 
 
 
 
 
I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
 
 
 
 
 
They got it from the cafeteria
 
downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
 
 
 
 
 
Look, there's
 
a little celery still on it.
 
 
 
 
 
What was it like to sting someone?
 
 
 
 
 
I can't explain it. It was all...
 
 
 
 
 
All adrenaline and then...
 
and then ecstasy!
 
 
 
 
 
All right.
 
 
 
 
 
You think it was all a trap?
 
 
 
 
 
Of course. I'm sorry.
 
I flew us right into this.
 
 
 
 
 
What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
 
just a couple of bugs in this world.
 
 
 
 
 
What will the humans do to us
 
if they win?
 
 
 
 
 
I don't know.
 
 
 
 
 
I hear they put the roaches in motels.
 
That doesn't sound so bad.
 
 
 
 
 
Adam, they check in,
 
but they don't check out!
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, my.
 
 
 
 
 
Oould you get a nurse
 
to close that window?
 
 
 
 
 
- Why?
 
- The smoke.
 
 
 
 
 
Bees don't smoke.
 
 
 
 
 
Right. Bees don't smoke.
 
 
 
 
 
Bees don't smoke!
 
But some bees are smoking.
 
 
 
 
 
That's it! That's our case!
 
 
 
 
 
It is? It's not over?
 
 
 
 
 
Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
 
 
 
 
 
Get back to the court and stall.
 
Stall any way you can.
 
 
 
 
 
And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Flayman.
 
 
 
 
 
Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
 
 
 
 
 
Where is the rest of your team?
 
 
 
 
 
Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
 
 
 
 
 
Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
 
 
 
 
 
and as a result,
 
we don't make very good time.
 
 
 
 
 
I actually heard a funny story about...
 
 
 
 
 
Your Honor,
 
haven't these ridiculous bugs
 
 
 
 
 
taken up enough
 
of this court's valuable time?
 
 
 
 
 
How much longer will we allow
 
these absurd shenanigans to go on?
 
 
 
 
 
They have presented no compelling
 
evidence to support their charges
 
 
 
 
 
against my clients,
 
who run legitimate businesses.
 
 
 
 
 
I move for a complete dismissal
 
of this entire case!
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
 
 
 
 
 
to have to consider
 
Mr. Montgomery's motion.
 
 
 
 
 
But you can't! We have a terrific case.
 
 
 
 
 
Where is your proof?
 
Where is the evidence?
 
 
 
 
 
Show me the smoking gun!
 
 
 
 
 
Hold it, Your Honor!
 
You want a smoking gun?
 
 
 
 
 
Here is your smoking gun.
 
 
 
 
 
What is that?
 
 
 
 
 
It's a bee smoker!
 
 
 
 
 
What, this?
 
This harmless little contraption?
 
 
 
 
 
This couldn't hurt a fly,
 
let alone a bee.
 
 
 
 
 
Look at what has happened
 
 
 
 
 
to bees who have never been asked,
 
"Smoking or non?"
 
 
 
 
 
Is this what nature intended for us?
 
 
 
 
 
To be forcibly addicted
 
to smoke machines
 
 
 
 
 
and man-made wooden slat work camps?
 
 
 
 
 
Living out our lives as honey slaves
 
to the white man?
 
 
 
 
 
- What are we gonna do?
 
- He's playing the species card.
 
 
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, please,
 
free these bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Free the bees! Free the bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Free the bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Free the bees! Free the bees!
 
 
 
 
 
The court finds in favor of the bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa, we won!
 
 
 
 
 
I knew you could do it! High-five!
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm OK! You know what this means?
 
 
 
 
 
All the honey
 
will finally belong to the bees.
 
 
 
 
 
Now we won't have
 
to work so hard all the time.
 
 
 
 
 
This is an unholy perversion
 
of the balance of nature, Benson.
 
 
 
 
 
You'll regret this.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, how much honey is out there?
 
 
 
 
 
All right. One at a time.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, who are you wearing?
 
 
 
 
 
My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
 
and I have no pants.
 
 
 
 
 
- What if Montgomery's right?
 
- What do you mean?
 
 
 
 
 
We've been living the bee way
 
a long time, 27 million years.
 
 
 
 
 
Oongratulations on your victory.
 
What will you demand as a settlement?
 
 
 
 
 
First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
 
of all bee work camps.
 
 
 
 
 
Then we want back the honey
 
that was ours to begin with,
 
 
 
 
 
every last drop.
 
 
 
 
 
We demand an end to the glorification
 
of the bear as anything more
 
 
 
 
 
than a filthy, smelly,
 
bad-breath stink machine.
 
 
 
 
 
We're all aware
 
of what they do in the woods.
 
 
 
 
 
Wait for my signal.
 
 
 
 
 
Take him out.
 
 
 
 
 
He'll have nauseous
 
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
 
 
 
 
 
And we will no longer tolerate
 
bee-negative nicknames...
 
 
 
 
 
But it's just a prance-about stage name!
 
 
 
 
 
...unnecessary inclusion of honey
 
in bogus health products
 
 
 
 
 
and la-dee-da human
 
tea-time snack garnishments.
 
 
 
 
 
Oan't breathe.
 
 
 
 
 
Bring it in, boys!
 
 
 
 
 
Hold it right there! Good.
 
 
 
 
 
Tap it.
 
 
 
 
 
Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
 
and there's gallons more coming!
 
 
 
 
 
- I think we need to shut down!
 
- Shut down? We've never shut down.
 
 
 
 
 
Shut down honey production!
 
 
 
 
 
Stop making honey!
 
 
 
 
 
Turn your key, sir!
 
 
 
 
 
What do we do now?
 
 
 
 
 
Oannonball!
 
 
 
 
 
We're shutting honey production!
 
 
 
 
 
Mission abort.
 
 
 
 
 
Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
 
Returning to base.
 
 
 
 
 
Adam, you wouldn't believe
 
how much honey was out there.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, yeah?
 
 
 
 
 
What's going on? Where is everybody?
 
 
 
 
 
- Are they out celebrating?
 
- They're home.
 
 
 
 
 
They don't know what to do.
 
Laying out, sleeping in.
 
 
 
 
 
I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
 
to San Antonio with a cricket.
 
 
 
 
 
At least we got our honey back.
 
 
 
 
 
Sometimes I think, so what if humans
 
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
 
 
 
 
 
It's the greatest thing in the world!
 
I was excited to be part of making it.
 
 
 
 
 
This was my new desk. This was my
 
new job. I wanted to do it really well.
 
 
 
 
 
And now...
 
 
 
 
 
Now I can't.
 
 
 
 
 
I don't understand
 
why they're not happy.
 
 
 
 
 
I thought their lives would be better!
 
 
 
 
 
They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
 
Honey really changes people.
 
 
 
 
 
You don't have any idea
 
what's going on, do you?
 
 
 
 
 
- What did you want to show me?
 
- This.
 
 
 
 
 
What happened here?
 
 
 
 
 
That is not the half of it.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, no. Oh, my.
 
 
 
 
 
They're all wilting.
 
 
 
 
 
Doesn't look very good, does it?
 
 
 
 
 
No.
 
 
 
 
 
And whose fault do you think that is?
 
 
 
 
 
You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
 
 
 
 
 
Bees?
 
 
 
 
 
Specifically, me.
 
 
 
 
 
I didn't think bees not needing to make
 
honey would affect all these things.
 
 
 
 
 
It's notjust flowers.
 
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
 
 
 
 
 
That's our whole SAT test right there.
 
 
 
 
 
Take away produce, that affects
 
the entire animal kingdom.
 
 
 
 
 
And then, of course...
 
 
 
 
 
The human species?
 
 
 
 
 
So if there's no more pollination,
 
 
 
 
 
it could all just go south here,
 
couldn't it?
 
 
 
 
 
I know this is also partly my fault.
 
 
 
 
 
How about a suicide pact?
 
 
 
 
 
How do we do it?
 
 
 
 
 
- I'll sting you, you step on me.
 
- Thatjust kills you twice.
 
 
 
 
 
Right, right.
 
 
 
 
 
Listen, Barry...
 
sorry, but I gotta get going.
 
 
 
 
 
I had to open my mouth and talk.
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa?
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
 
Where are you going?
 
 
 
 
 
To the final Tournament of Roses parade
 
in Pasadena.
 
 
 
 
 
They've moved it to this weekend
 
because all the flowers are dying.
 
 
 
 
 
It's the last chance
 
I'll ever have to see it.
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
 
I never meant it to turn out like this.
 
 
 
 
 
I know. Me neither.
 
 
 
 
 
Tournament of Roses.
 
Roses can't do sports.
 
 
 
 
 
Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
 
 
 
 
 
Roses!
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa!
 
 
 
 
 
Roses?!
 
 
 
 
 
Barry?
 
 
 
 
 
- Roses are flowers!
 
- Yes, they are.
 
 
 
 
 
Flowers, bees, pollen!
 
 
 
 
 
I know.
 
That's why this is the last parade.
 
 
 
 
 
Maybe not.
 
Oould you ask him to slow down?
 
 
 
 
 
Oould you slow down?
 
 
 
 
 
Barry!
 
 
 
 
 
OK, I made a huge mistake.
 
This is a total disaster, all my fault.
 
 
 
 
 
Yes, it kind of is.
 
 
 
 
 
I've ruined the planet.
 
I wanted to help you
 
 
 
 
 
with the flower shop.
 
I've made it worse.
 
 
 
 
 
Actually, it's completely closed down.
 
 
 
 
 
I thought maybe you were remodeling.
 
 
 
 
 
But I have another idea, and it's
 
greater than my previous ideas combined.
 
 
 
 
 
I don't want to hear it!
 
 
 
 
 
All right, they have the roses,
 
the roses have the pollen.
 
 
 
 
 
I know every bee, plant
 
and flower bud in this park.
 
 
 
 
 
All we gotta do is get what they've got
 
back here with what we've got.
 
 
 
 
 
- Bees.
 
- Park.
 
 
 
 
 
- Pollen!
 
- Flowers.
 
 
 
 
 
- Repollination!
 
- Across the nation!
 
 
 
 
 
Tournament of Roses,
 
Pasadena, Oalifornia.
 
 
 
 
 
They've got nothing
 
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
 
 
 
 
 
Security will be tight.
 
 
 
 
 
I have an idea.
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
 
 
 
 
 
Official floral business. It's real.
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
 
 
 
 
 
Thank you. It was a gift.
 
 
 
 
 
Once inside,
 
we just pick the right float.
 
 
 
 
 
How about The Princess and the Pea?
 
 
 
 
 
I could be the princess,
 
and you could be the pea!
 
 
 
 
 
Yes, I got it.
 
 
 
 
 
- Where should I sit?
 
- What are you?
 
 
 
 
 
- I believe I'm the pea.
 
- The pea?
 
 
 
 
 
It goes under the mattresses.
 
 
 
 
 
- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
 
- I'm getting the marshal.
 
 
 
 
 
You do that!
 
This whole parade is a fiasco!
 
 
 
 
 
Let's see what this baby'll do.
 
 
 
 
 
Hey, what are you doing?!
 
 
 
 
 
Then all we do
 
is blend in with traffic...
 
 
 
 
 
...without arousing suspicion.
 
 
 
 
 
Once at the airport,
 
there's no stopping us.
 
 
 
 
 
Stop! Security.
 
 
 
 
 
- You and your insect pack your float?
 
- Yes.
 
 
 
 
 
Has it been
 
in your possession the entire time?
 
 
 
 
 
Would you remove your shoes?
 
 
 
 
 
- Remove your stinger.
 
- It's part of me.
 
 
 
 
 
I know. Just having some fun.
 
Enjoy your flight.
 
 
 
 
 
Then if we're lucky, we'll have
 
just enough pollen to do the job.
 
 
 
 
 
Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
 
have just enough pollen to do the job!
 
 
 
 
 
I think this is gonna work.
 
 
 
 
 
It's got to work.
 
 
 
 
 
Attention, passengers,
 
this is Oaptain Scott.
 
 
 
 
 
We have a bit of bad weather
 
in New York.
 
 
 
 
 
It looks like we'll experience
 
a couple hours delay.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, these are cut flowers
 
with no water. They'll never make it.
 
 
 
 
 
I gotta get up there
 
and talk to them.
 
 
 
 
 
Be careful.
 
 
 
 
 
Oan I get help
 
with the Sky Mall magazine?
 
 
 
 
 
I'd like to order the talking
 
inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
 
 
 
 
 
Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
 
 
 
 
 
- What'd you say, Hal?
 
- Nothing.
 
 
 
 
 
Bee!
 
 
 
 
 
Don't freak out! My entire species...
 
 
 
 
 
What are you doing?
 
 
 
 
 
- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
 
- Who's an attorney?
 
 
 
 
 
Don't move.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, Barry.
 
 
 
 
 
Good afternoon, passengers.
 
This is your captain.
 
 
 
 
 
Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
 
please report to the cockpit?
 
 
 
 
 
And please hurry!
 
 
 
 
 
What happened here?
 
 
 
 
 
There was a DustBuster,
 
a toupee, a life raft exploded.
 
 
 
 
 
One's bald, one's in a boat,
 
they're both unconscious!
 
 
 
 
 
- Is that another bee joke?
 
- No!
 
 
 
 
 
No one's flying the plane!
 
 
 
 
 
This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
 
What's your status?
 
 
 
 
 
This is Vanessa Bloome.
 
I'm a florist from New York.
 
 
 
 
 
Where's the pilot?
 
 
 
 
 
He's unconscious,
 
and so is the copilot.
 
 
 
 
 
Not good. Does anyone onboard
 
have flight experience?
 
 
 
 
 
As a matter of fact, there is.
 
 
 
 
 
- Who's that?
 
- Barry Benson.
 
 
 
 
 
From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa, this is nothing more
 
than a big metal bee.
 
 
 
 
 
It's got giant wings, huge engines.
 
 
 
 
 
I can't fly a plane.
 
 
 
 
 
- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
 
- Yes.
 
 
 
 
 
How hard could it be?
 
 
 
 
 
Wait, Barry!
 
We're headed into some lightning.
 
 
 
 
 
This is Bob Bumble. We have some
 
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
 
 
 
 
 
where a suspenseful scene
 
is developing.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry Benson,
 
fresh from his legal victory...
 
 
 
 
 
That's Barry!
 
 
 
 
 
...is attempting to land a plane,
 
loaded with people, flowers
 
 
 
 
 
and an incapacitated flight crew.
 
 
 
 
 
Flowers?!
 
 
 
 
 
We have a storm in the area
 
and two individuals at the controls
 
 
 
 
 
with absolutely no flight experience.
 
 
 
 
 
Just a minute.
 
There's a bee on that plane.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
 
and his no-account compadres.
 
 
 
 
 
They've done enough damage.
 
 
 
 
 
But isn't he your only hope?
 
 
 
 
 
Technically, a bee
 
shouldn't be able to fly at all.
 
 
 
 
 
Their wings are too small...
 
 
 
 
 
Haven't we heard this a million times?
 
 
 
 
 
"The surface area of the wings
 
and body mass make no sense."
 
 
 
 
 
- Get this on the air!
 
- Got it.
 
 
 
 
 
- Stand by.
 
- We're going live.
 
 
 
 
 
The way we work may be a mystery to you.
 
 
 
 
 
Making honey takes a lot of bees
 
doing a lot of small jobs.
 
 
 
 
 
But let me tell you about a small job.
 
 
 
 
 
If you do it well,
 
it makes a big difference.
 
 
 
 
 
More than we realized.
 
To us, to everyone.
 
 
 
 
 
That's why I want to get bees
 
back to working together.
 
 
 
 
 
That's the bee way!
 
We're not made of Jell-O.
 
 
 
 
 
We get behind a fellow.
 
 
 
 
 
- Black and yellow!
 
- Hello!
 
 
 
 
 
Left, right, down, hover.
 
 
 
 
 
- Hover?
 
- Forget hover.
 
 
 
 
 
This isn't so hard.
 
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, what happened?!
 
 
 
 
 
Wait, I think we were
 
on autopilot the whole time.
 
 
 
 
 
- That may have been helping me.
 
- And now we're not!
 
 
 
 
 
So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
 
 
 
 
 
All of you, let's get
 
behind this fellow! Move it out!
 
 
 
 
 
Move out!
 
 
 
 
 
Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
 
you copy me with the wings of the plane!
 
 
 
 
 
Don't have to yell.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm not yelling!
 
We're in a lot of trouble.
 
 
 
 
 
It's very hard to concentrate
 
with that panicky tone in your voice!
 
 
 
 
 
It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
 
 
 
 
 
I can't do this!
 
 
 
 
 
Vanessa, pull yourself together.
 
You have to snap out of it!
 
 
 
 
 
You snap out of it.
 
 
 
 
 
You snap out of it.
 
 
 
 
 
- You snap out of it!
 
- You snap out of it!
 
 
 
 
 
- You snap out of it!
 
- You snap out of it!
 
 
 
 
 
- You snap out of it!
 
- You snap out of it!
 
 
 
 
 
- Hold it!
 
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
 
 
 
 
 
How is the plane flying?
 
 
 
 
 
I don't know.
 
 
 
 
 
Hello?
 
 
 
 
 
Benson, got any flowers
 
for a happy occasion in there?
 
 
 
 
 
The Pollen Jocks!
 
 
 
 
 
They do get behind a fellow.
 
 
 
 
 
- Black and yellow.
 
- Hello.
 
 
 
 
 
All right, let's drop this tin can
 
on the blacktop.
 
 
 
 
 
Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
 
 
 
 
 
No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
 
 
 
 
 
Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
 
 
 
 
 
- Thinking bee.
 
- Thinking bee.
 
 
 
 
 
Thinking bee!
 
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
 
 
 
 
Wait a minute.
 
I think I'm feeling something.
 
 
 
 
 
- What?
 
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
 
 
 
 
 
Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
 
 
 
 
 
Bring the nose down.
 
 
 
 
 
Thinking bee!
 
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
 
 
 
 
- What in the world is on the tarmac?
 
- Get some lights on that!
 
 
 
 
 
Thinking bee!
 
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
 
 
 
 
 
- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
 
- OK.
 
 
 
 
 
Out the engines. We're going in
 
on bee power. Ready, boys?
 
 
 
 
 
Affirmative!
 
 
 
 
 
Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
 
 
 
 
 
Land on that flower!
 
 
 
 
 
Ready? Full reverse!
 
 
 
 
 
Spin it around!
 
 
 
 
 
- Not that flower! The other one!
 
- Which one?
 
 
 
 
 
- That flower.
 
- I'm aiming at the flower!
 
 
 
 
 
That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
 
I mean the giant pulsating flower
 
 
 
 
 
made of millions of bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
 
 
 
 
 
Rotate around it.
 
 
 
 
 
- This is insane, Barry!
 
- This's the only way I know how to fly.
 
 
 
 
 
Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
 
flying in an insect-like pattern?
 
 
 
 
 
Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
 
Smell it. Full reverse!
 
 
 
 
 
Just drop it. Be a part of it.
 
 
 
 
 
Aim for the center!
 
 
 
 
 
Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
 
 
 
 
 
Oome on, already.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, we did it!
 
You taught me how to fly!
 
 
 
 
 
- Yes. No high-five!
 
- Right.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, it worked!
 
Did you see the giant flower?
 
 
 
 
 
What giant flower? Where? Of course
 
I saw the flower! That was genius!
 
 
 
 
 
- Thank you.
 
- But we're not done yet.
 
 
 
 
 
Listen, everyone!
 
 
 
 
 
This runway is covered
 
with the last pollen
 
 
 
 
 
from the last flowers
 
available anywhere on Earth.
 
 
 
 
 
That means this is our last chance.
 
 
 
 
 
We're the only ones who make honey,
 
pollinate flowers and dress like this.
 
 
 
 
 
If we're gonna survive as a species,
 
this is our moment! What do you say?
 
 
 
 
 
Are we going to be bees, orjust
 
Museum of Natural History keychains?
 
 
 
 
 
We're bees!
 
 
 
 
 
Keychain!
 
 
 
 
 
Then follow me! Except Keychain.
 
 
 
 
 
Hold on, Barry. Here.
 
 
 
 
 
You've earned this.
 
 
 
 
 
Yeah!
 
 
 
 
 
I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
 
fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
 
 
 
 
 
Oh, yeah.
 
 
 
 
 
That's our Barry.
 
 
 
 
 
Mom! The bees are back!
 
 
 
 
 
If anybody needs
 
to make a call, now's the time.
 
 
 
 
 
I got a feeling we'll be
 
working late tonight!
 
 
 
 
 
Here's your change. Have a great
 
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
 
 
 
 
 
Would you like some honey with that?
 
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
 
 
 
 
 
Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
 
And I don't see a nickel!
 
 
 
 
 
Sometimes I just feel
 
like a piece of meat!
 
 
 
 
 
I had no idea.
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, I'm sorry.
 
Have you got a moment?
 
 
 
 
 
Would you excuse me?
 
My mosquito associate will help you.
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry I'm late.
 
 
 
 
 
He's a lawyer too?
 
 
 
 
 
I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
 
All I needed was a briefcase.
 
 
 
 
 
Have a great afternoon!
 
 
 
 
 
Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
 
and I can't get them anywhere.
 
 
 
 
 
No problem, Vannie.
 
Just leave it to me.
 
 
 
 
 
You're a lifesaver, Barry.
 
Oan I help who's next?
 
 
 
 
 
All right, scramble, jocks!
 
It's time to fly.
 
 
 
 
 
Thank you, Barry!
 
 
 
 
 
That bee is living my life!
 
 
 
 
 
Let it go, Kenny.
 
 
 
 
 
- When will this nightmare end?!
 
- Let it all go.
 
 
 
 
 
- Beautiful day to fly.
 
- Sure is.
 
 
 
 
 
Between you and me,
 
I was dying to get out of that office.
 
 
 
 
 
You have got
 
to start thinking bee, my friend.
 
 
 
 
 
- Thinking bee!
 
- Me?
 
 
 
 
 
Hold it. Let's just stop
 
for a second. Hold it.
 
 
 
 
 
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
 
Oan we stop here?
 
 
 
 
 
I'm not making a major life decision
 
during a production number!
 
 
 
 
 
All right. Take ten, everybody.
 
Wrap it up, guys.
 
 
 
 
 
I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
 
 
 
Special thanks to SergeiK.
 
 
  | x5 = 305px
 
  | x5 = 305px
 
  | y5 = 180px
 
  | y5 = 180px
Line 4,690: Line 98:
 
  | x6 = 435px
 
  | x6 = 435px
 
  | y6 = 160px
 
  | y6 = 160px
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| area7 = Lobby
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| x7 = 340px
 +
| y7 = 360px
 
}}
 
}}
  
===Last===
+
=== Last point ===
 
{{Map locations
 
{{Map locations
  | title = Gullywash - The last point
+
  | title = Gullywash last point callouts (defenders' perspective)
 
  | image = Gullywash_Last_Point.jpg
 
  | image = Gullywash_Last_Point.jpg
 
  | area1 = Shutter / Lockers
 
  | area1 = Shutter / Lockers
Line 4,702: Line 113:
 
  | x2 = 360px
 
  | x2 = 360px
 
  | y2 = 150px
 
  | y2 = 150px
  | area3 = Left Batts
+
  | area3 = Left
 
  | x3 = 80px
 
  | x3 = 80px
 
  | y3 = 300px
 
  | y3 = 300px
  | area4 = Last, Water is directly under the point.
+
  | area4 = Point
 
  | x4 = 700px
 
  | x4 = 700px
 
  | y4 = 280px
 
  | y4 = 280px
Line 4,714: Line 125:
 
  | x6 = 485px
 
  | x6 = 485px
 
  | y6 = 190px
 
  | y6 = 190px
  | area7 = Right Batts
+
  | area7 = Right
 
  | x7 = 594px
 
  | x7 = 594px
 
  | y7 = 200px
 
  | y7 = 200px
 
}}
 
}}
  
There is an area which can be accessed by walking all the way through River which has an opening under the point and a way to access the point from behind. This area is called "Water" because in early versions of the map the area was filled with water. There is also an area under Left which allows access to the control point. This area is generally referred to as Secret. It is important to clear both Water and Secret before moving out, as Scouts and Roamers will often attempt to hide in these areas and walk onto the point after the other team has left.
+
* The area underneath the point is known as "water"
 +
* The area underneath left is known as "secret"
 +
 
 +
== Rollouts ==
 +
The [[Demoman]] rollout leads to choke, whereas the [[Roaming Soldier]] rollout leads to big door with the rest of the team. The [[Medic]] will usually go up elbow and meet the Demoman at choke.
 +
 
 +
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=== Demoman ===
 +
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=== Roaming Soldier ===
 +
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{{Box|end}}
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 +
== Map information ==
 +
Gullywash has one of the shortest last point capture times in the competitive map pool, at 3.8 seconds with x1 multiplier. This, combined with the flank routes below and beside the point (water and secret), make Gullywash prone to round-winning [[Glossary#Backcap|backcaps]].
 +
 
 +
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{| class="wikitable" width="300px" style="text-align:center"
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|+ Point capture times (seconds)
 +
! Multiplier
 +
! [[Glossary#Mid|Mid]]
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! [[Glossary#Second|Second]]
 +
! [[Glossary#Last|Last]]
 +
|-
 +
! x1
 +
| 19.00
 +
| 16.00
 +
| 3.80
 +
|-
 +
! x2
 +
| 12.67
 +
| 10.67
 +
| 2.53
 +
|-
 +
! x3
 +
| 10.36
 +
| 8.73
 +
| 2.07
 +
|-
 +
! x4
 +
| 9.12
 +
| 7.68
 +
| 1.82
 +
|-
 +
! x5
 +
| 8.32
 +
| 7.01
 +
| 1.66
 +
|-
 +
! x6
 +
| 7.76
 +
| 6.53
 +
| 1.55
 +
|-
 +
! x7
 +
| 7.33
 +
| 6.17
 +
| 1.47
 +
|-
 +
! x8
 +
| 6.99
 +
| 5.89
 +
| 1.40
 +
|-
 +
! x9
 +
| 6.72
 +
| 5.66
 +
| 1.34
 +
|-
 +
! x10
 +
| 6.49
 +
| 5.46
 +
| 1.30
 +
|-
 +
! x11
 +
| 6.29
 +
| 5.30
 +
| 1.26
 +
|}
 +
{{Box|break|padding=2em}}
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{| class="wikitable" width="300px" style="text-align:center"
 +
|+ [https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Respawn#Respawn_times Respawn wave times] (seconds)
 +
! colspan=5 | Control points owned by opposing team
 +
|-
 +
! 1
 +
! 2
 +
! Neutral
 +
! 3
 +
! 4
 +
|-
 +
| 8.9
 +
| 8.9
 +
| 8.9
 +
| 8.9
 +
| 8.9
 +
|}
 +
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{| class="wikitable" width="300px" style="text-align:center"
 +
|+ Health and ammo packs
 +
! [[File:Smallhealth.png|20px|Small health|link=]]
 +
! [[File:Mediumhealth.png|20px|Medium health|link=]]
 +
! [[File:Smallammo.png|20px|Small ammo|link=]]
 +
! [[File:Mediumammo.png|20px|Medium ammo|link=]]
 +
|-
 +
| 16
 +
| 6
 +
| 18
 +
| 8
 +
|}
 +
{{Box|end}}
 +
 
 +
== Map pool history ==
 +
Gullywash has been a staple in the competitive community since its debut in 2009; being very popular in organized tournaments as well as [[Glossary#PUG,_Pickup|pickup games]]. It is one of very few maps to have only been dropped from the map pool once (in Oceania for [[OWL 5]]). In 2020, the Refresh.tf project began working on Gullywash and released versions of the map with many minor fixes that made it more suited for competitive play. These fixed versions have since been adopted by the community in preference to the official version.
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== Gallery ==
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<gallery mode="packed">
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gullywash overview.png|Overview of Gullywash
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gullywash callouts.png|Gullywash callouts
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gullywash secret.jpg|The area beside the last point, known as "secret"
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gullywash water.jpg|The area underneath the last point, known as "water"
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</gallery>
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== Trivia ==
 +
* The callout "water" was named due to the area being filled with water in previous versions of the map
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* The callout "river" was named due to a river being outside the windows in the area in previous versions of the map.<ref>[https://www.teamfortress.tv/46351/map-callouts-origins/?page=2#46 map callouts origins]</ref> Additionally, it "leads to water".
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* The original name for Gullywash was <code>cp_worselands</code>.<ref>[https://tf2maps.net/threads/gullywash.6254/post-61709 CP - Gullywash | TF2Maps.net]</ref>
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== External links ==
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* [https://tf2maps.net/threads/gullywash.6254/ TF2Maps.net forum thread]
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* [https://tf2maps.net/downloads/refresh-cp_gullywash.10615/ TF2Maps.net Refresh forum thread]
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* [https://www.teamfortress.tv/57897/refresh-cp-gullywash TeamFortress.tv Refresh forum thread]
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* [https://refresh.tf/gullywash Refresh.tf page]
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRG3T-6D98s Footage] from [[TLR]] featuring an earlier version of the map, showing the water in "water".
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=== Resources ===
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{| class="wikitable sortable emptycells-gray"
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! Resource
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! Link
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! Date
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! Class
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! Author(s)
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! Tournament
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|-
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! rowspan=4 | Guides
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| [https://youtu.be/ZbHiexB7Xz8 Gullywash Roamer Map Review]
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| Oct 12, 2020
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Roamericon.png|20px|link=Roaming Soldier]]
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| [[marmaloo]]
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/osRG7Lp_Awc 6s Gullywash Maptalk]
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| Jun 12, 2019
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| style="text-align:center" |
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| cyanic
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/m3LC5eN6Ek8 How to TF2 - Scout tips for Gullywash middle]
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| Aug 7, 2017
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Scouticon.png|20px|link=Scout]]
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| [[SVMZI]]
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/Uxls9QvV674 Cube´s 6vs6 Competitive TF2 Guide - Gullywash Edition]
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| Dec 10, 2015
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| style="text-align:center" |
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| Cube
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|
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|-
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! rowspan=2 | Callouts
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| [https://youtu.be/_5E-rgWSH6U cp_gullywash callouts]
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| May 24, 2017
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| style="text-align:center" |
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| rollout.tf
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/_J6ujFxyrPw Gullywash Map Callouts]
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| Jun 10, 2016
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| style="text-align:center" |
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| Grizzly Berry
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|
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|-
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! rowspan=6 | Rollouts
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| [https://youtu.be/fppQ9LzACmk cp_gullywash demoman rollout]
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| Jul 26, 2016
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Demomanicon.png|20px|link=Demoman]]
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| rollout.tf
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/lEqu01r6kHY cp_gullywash roamer rollout]
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| Jul 23, 2016
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Roamericon.png|20px|link=Roaming Soldier]]
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| rollout.tf
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/8Nam-bhmLyM cp_gullywash scout rollout]
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| Jul 23, 2016
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Scouticon.png|20px|link=Scout]]
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| rollout.tf
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/nM2tvsi4zFQ cp_gullywash pocket rollout]
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| Jul 7, 2016
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Pocketicon.png|20px|link=Pocket Soldier]]
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| rollout.tf
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/dqy68uHHlP8 Pocket Rollout Basics: cp_gullywash_final1]
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| Apr 13, 2015
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Pocketicon.png|20px|link=Pocket Soldier]]
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| [[b4nny]]
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/6L30_coSIuw MGE: Demo#b4nny: Gullywash Demo Rollout]
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| Dec 8, 2011
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Demomanicon.png|20px|link=Demoman]]
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| [[MGE]], b4nny
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|
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|-
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! rowspan=2 | Tutorials
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| [https://youtu.be/kGG8pW724zE cp_gullywash sticky traps]
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| May 28, 2017
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Demomanicon.png|20px|link=Demoman]]
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| rollout.tf
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|
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/qcZWz-JmVuc cp_gullywash hiding spots & winger jumps]
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| May 26, 2017
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| style="text-align:center" |
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| rollout.tf
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|-
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! rowspan=8 | Demo reviews
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| [https://youtu.be/vTiOSKFOfn8 Invite Roamer Demo Review on Gullywash with SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER]
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| Nov 23, 2021
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Roamericon.png|20px|link=Roaming Soldier]]
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| [[RGL]], [[SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER]]
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| [[RGL Traditional Sixes Season 5]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/4EDVO6hwEcA?t=3465 Reckoner + Gullywash Demoman POV review (ETF2L Div1, Low)]
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| Jul 21, 2021
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Demomanicon.png|20px|link=Demoman]]
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| [[Mak]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/ai9qOnoj_RA?t=6856 kaidus demo review s31 grand finals]
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| Jul 10, 2019
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| style="text-align:center" | 
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| [[kaidus]]
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| [[EFT2L 6v6 Season 31]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/qxsnibVLZPY?t=2960 Kaidus Demo Review Upper Bracket Finals]
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| Mar 19, 2019
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| style="text-align:center" | 
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| kaidus
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| [[EFT2L 6v6 Season 31]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/4VTgW1EtEpc Subscriber Demo Review: Shiki (cp_gullywash Pocket POV)]
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| Jan 21, 2016
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Pocketicon.png|20px|link=Pocket Soldier]]
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| b4nny
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| [[ESEA Season 20]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/xh1kZt6cEVg seagull roamer demo review #2]
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| Oct 22, 2015
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Roamericon.png|20px|link=Roaming Soldier]]
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| [[Seagull]]
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| [[i52]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/p15x-DAkURA mike roamer demo review]
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| Oct 20, 2015
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Roamericon.png|20px|link=Roaming Soldier]]
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| Seagull
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| [[i55]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/bUhj_Tk0stE PYYYOUR's Demo Review of Invite Gullywash Matches (Part 1)]<br>[https://youtu.be/4EBFtSqrGjY PYYYOUR's Demo Review of Invite Gullywash Matches (Part 2)]
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| Jan 21, 2013
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Demomanicon.png|20px|link=Demoman]]
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| [[MR SLIN]], [[PYYYOUR]]
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| [[ESEA-I Season 13]]
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|-
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! rowspan=3 | POVs
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| [https://youtu.be/UJ1pSA5Ldxs RGL S4 Week 5B: jayhyunpae POV vs Wonderwall gullywash]
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| Oct 24, 2020
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Pocketicon.png|20px|link=Pocket Soldier]]
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| [[jayhyunpae]]
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| [[RGL Traditional Sixes Season 4]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/Yk-t4zzYBKI b4nny POV: froyotech vs Dorsia (RGL-I S3 Playoffs)]
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| Aug 1, 2020
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Scouticon.png|20px|link=Scout]]
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| b4nny
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| [[RGL Traditional Sixes Season 3]]
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|-
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| [https://youtu.be/wYwUNpAzktA RGL S1 Grand Finals arekk POV Map 2]
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| Nov 22, 2019
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| style="text-align:center" | [[File:Scouticon.png|20px|link=Scout]]
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| [[arekk]]
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| [[RGL Traditional Sixes Season 1]]
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|}
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Latest revision as of 00:12, 13 February 2024

Gullywash
Gullywash.jpg
Map Information
Map type 5CP
Latest version cp_gullywash_f9
First released April 9, 2009
Last updated June 3, 2022
Developer Jan "Arnold" Laroy
Official map No
Download Download icon.png
Competitive Information
Format 6v6
In rotation AsiaFortress Cup 20
ETF2L ETF2L Season 42
RGL RGL Season 10
ozfortress OZF 35

Gullywash is a 5CP map created by Jan "Arnold" Laroy. The map was first posted to the TF2Maps.Net forums on April 9, 2009 and was promptly included in ETF2L 6v6 Season 6 later that year. The map has been a staple in the competitive 6v6 scene since then, and was officially added to the game on October 13, 2011.

Gullywash is well-known for its more closed design; featuring only two entrances (choke and big door) to its middle point as opposed to the more popular three entrances. This can often lead to more stalemates and slower play around the second point. In contrast, Gullywash is notorious for its relatively fast-capping last point featuring a flank route underneath the point known as "water".

Callouts[edit]

Mid point[edit]

Gullywash mid point callouts
Gullywash Middle Point.jpg
Choke
Big Door
Dropdown
Lower / Yard
Elbow / Banana
Nipple / Point
Ramp / Small Banana
Boxes / Crates
Top

Second point[edit]

Gullywash second point callouts
Gullywash Second Point.jpg
Upper / Balcony
Rocks
Big Door
Lobby / Shutter
Choke
Second Point

Lobby[edit]

Gullywash lobby callouts
Gullywash Lobby.jpg
River
Balcony / Launchpad
Lower Lobby / Wood
Main
Upper Lobby
Shutter / Lockers
Lobby

Last point[edit]

Gullywash last point callouts (defenders' perspective)
Gullywash Last Point.jpg
Shutter / Lockers
Balcony / Launchpad
Left
Point
Main
River
Right
  • The area underneath the point is known as "water"
  • The area underneath left is known as "secret"

Rollouts[edit]

The Demoman rollout leads to choke, whereas the Roaming Soldier rollout leads to big door with the rest of the team. The Medic will usually go up elbow and meet the Demoman at choke.

Demoman[edit]

Roaming Soldier[edit]

Map information[edit]

Gullywash has one of the shortest last point capture times in the competitive map pool, at 3.8 seconds with x1 multiplier. This, combined with the flank routes below and beside the point (water and secret), make Gullywash prone to round-winning backcaps.

Point capture times (seconds)
Multiplier Mid Second Last
x1 19.00 16.00 3.80
x2 12.67 10.67 2.53
x3 10.36 8.73 2.07
x4 9.12 7.68 1.82
x5 8.32 7.01 1.66
x6 7.76 6.53 1.55
x7 7.33 6.17 1.47
x8 6.99 5.89 1.40
x9 6.72 5.66 1.34
x10 6.49 5.46 1.30
x11 6.29 5.30 1.26
Respawn wave times (seconds)
Control points owned by opposing team
1 2 Neutral 3 4
8.9 8.9 8.9 8.9 8.9
Health and ammo packs
Small health Medium health Small ammo Medium ammo
16 6 18 8

Map pool history[edit]

Gullywash has been a staple in the competitive community since its debut in 2009; being very popular in organized tournaments as well as pickup games. It is one of very few maps to have only been dropped from the map pool once (in Oceania for OWL 5). In 2020, the Refresh.tf project began working on Gullywash and released versions of the map with many minor fixes that made it more suited for competitive play. These fixed versions have since been adopted by the community in preference to the official version.

Gullywash map pool history
DL Map version Asia Europe North America Oceania
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f9 ETF2L Season 46
ETF2L Season 45
ETF2L Season 44 RGL Season 10 ozfortress OZF 35
ETF2L Season 43 RGL Season 9 ozfortress OZF 34
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f8 ETF2L Season 42
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f7 AsiaFortress Cup 20
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f6 ETF2L Season 41 RGL Season 8 ozfortress OZF 33
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f4b AsiaFortress Cup 19
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f4a ETF2L Season 40
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f4 ozfortress OZF 32
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_f3 AsiaFortress Cup 18 ozfortress OZF 31
AsiaFortress Cup 17 ozfortress OZF 30
cp_gullywash_final1 AsiaFortress Cup 16 ETF2L Season 39 RGL Season 7 ozfortress OZF 29
AsiaFortress Cup 15 ETF2L Season 38 RGL Season 6 ozfortress OZF 28
AsiaFortress Cup 14 ETF2L Season 37 RGL Season 5 ozfortress OZF 27
AsiaFortress Cup 13 ETF2L Season 36 RGL Season 4 ozfortress OZF 26
AsiaFortress Cup 12 ETF2L Season 35 RGL Season 3 ozfortress OZF 25
AsiaFortress Cup 11 ETF2L Season 34 RGL Season 2 ozfortress OZF 24
AsiaFortress Cup 10 ETF2L Season 33 RGL Season 1 ozfortress OZF 23
AsiaFortress Cup 9 ETF2L Season 32 ESEA Season 31 ozfortress OZF 22
AsiaFortress Cup 8 ETF2L Season 31 ESEA Season 30 ozfortress OZF 21
AsiaFortress Cup 7 ETF2L Season 30 ESEA Season 29 ozfortress OZF 20
AsiaFortress Cup 6 ETF2L Season 29 ESEA Season 28 ozfortress OZF 19
AsiaFortress Season 5 ETF2L Season 28 ESEA Season 27 ozfortress OZF 18
ETF2L Season 27 ESEA Season 26 ozfortress OZF 17
ETF2L Season 26 ESEA Season 25 ozfortress OZF 16
ETF2L Season 25 ESEA Season 24 ozfortress OZF 15
ETF2L Season 24 ESEA Season 23 ozfortress OWL 14
ETF2L Season 23 ESEA Season 22 ozfortress OWL 13
ETF2L Season 22 ESEA Season 21 ozfortress OWL 12
ETF2L Season 21 ESEA Season 20 ozfortress OWL 11
ETF2L Season 20 ESEA Season 19 ozfortress OWL 10
ETF2L Season 19 ESEA Season 18 ozfortress OWL 9
ETF2L Season 18 ESEA Season 17 ozfortress OWL 8
ETF2L Season 17 ESEA Season 16 ozfortress OWL 7
ETF2L Season 16 ESEA Season 15
ETF2L Season 15 ESEA Season 14
ETF2L Season 14 ESEA Season 13
ETF2L Season 13 ESEA Season 12
ETF2L Season 12 ESEA Season 11
ETF2L Season 11 ESEA Season 10
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_pro ETF2L Season 10 ESEA Season 9 ozfortress OWL 6
Download icon.png cp_gullywash_imp3 ESEA Season 7 ozfortress OWL 4
Download icon.png cp_gullywash AsiaFortress Season 4 ETF2L Season 9 ozfortress OWL 3
AsiaFortress Season 3 ETF2L Season 8 ESEA Season 8 ozfortress OWL 2
AsiaFortress Season 2 ETF2L Season 7 ESEA Season 6
ETF2L Season 6

Gallery[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • The callout "water" was named due to the area being filled with water in previous versions of the map
  • The callout "river" was named due to a river being outside the windows in the area in previous versions of the map.[1] Additionally, it "leads to water".
  • The original name for Gullywash was cp_worselands.[2]

External links[edit]

Resources[edit]

Resource Link Date Class Author(s) Tournament
Guides Gullywash Roamer Map Review Oct 12, 2020 Roamericon.png marmaloo
6s Gullywash Maptalk Jun 12, 2019 cyanic
How to TF2 - Scout tips for Gullywash middle Aug 7, 2017 Scouticon.png SVMZI
Cube´s 6vs6 Competitive TF2 Guide - Gullywash Edition Dec 10, 2015 Cube
Callouts cp_gullywash callouts May 24, 2017 rollout.tf
Gullywash Map Callouts Jun 10, 2016 Grizzly Berry
Rollouts cp_gullywash demoman rollout Jul 26, 2016 Demomanicon.png rollout.tf
cp_gullywash roamer rollout Jul 23, 2016 Roamericon.png rollout.tf
cp_gullywash scout rollout Jul 23, 2016 Scouticon.png rollout.tf
cp_gullywash pocket rollout Jul 7, 2016 Pocketicon.png rollout.tf
Pocket Rollout Basics: cp_gullywash_final1 Apr 13, 2015 Pocketicon.png b4nny
MGE: Demo#b4nny: Gullywash Demo Rollout Dec 8, 2011 Demomanicon.png MGE, b4nny
Tutorials cp_gullywash sticky traps May 28, 2017 Demomanicon.png rollout.tf
cp_gullywash hiding spots & winger jumps May 26, 2017 rollout.tf
Demo reviews Invite Roamer Demo Review on Gullywash with SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER Nov 23, 2021 Roamericon.png RGL, SOOOOOAPYMEiSTER RGL Traditional Sixes Season 5
Reckoner + Gullywash Demoman POV review (ETF2L Div1, Low) Jul 21, 2021 Demomanicon.png Mak
kaidus demo review s31 grand finals Jul 10, 2019 kaidus EFT2L 6v6 Season 31
Kaidus Demo Review Upper Bracket Finals Mar 19, 2019 kaidus EFT2L 6v6 Season 31
Subscriber Demo Review: Shiki (cp_gullywash Pocket POV) Jan 21, 2016 Pocketicon.png b4nny ESEA Season 20
seagull roamer demo review #2 Oct 22, 2015 Roamericon.png Seagull i52
mike roamer demo review Oct 20, 2015 Roamericon.png Seagull i55
PYYYOUR's Demo Review of Invite Gullywash Matches (Part 1)
PYYYOUR's Demo Review of Invite Gullywash Matches (Part 2)
Jan 21, 2013 Demomanicon.png MR SLIN, PYYYOUR ESEA-I Season 13
POVs RGL S4 Week 5B: jayhyunpae POV vs Wonderwall gullywash Oct 24, 2020 Pocketicon.png jayhyunpae RGL Traditional Sixes Season 4
b4nny POV: froyotech vs Dorsia (RGL-I S3 Playoffs) Aug 1, 2020 Scouticon.png b4nny RGL Traditional Sixes Season 3
RGL S1 Grand Finals arekk POV Map 2 Nov 22, 2019 Scouticon.png arekk RGL Traditional Sixes Season 1

References[edit]