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| | x5 = 315px | | | x5 = 315px |
| | y5 = 142px | | | y5 = 142px |
− | | area6 = (.Y.) | x6 = 390px | + | | area6 = Nipple / Point |
| + | | x6 = 390px |
| | y6 = 90px | | | y6 = 90px |
| | area7 = Ramp / Banana | | | area7 = Ramp / Banana |
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| | y1 = 160px | | | y1 = 160px |
− | | area2 = I'm rock hard baby ;) | + | | area2 = Rock |
| | x2 = 135px | | | x2 = 135px |
| | y2 = 150px | | | y2 = 150px |
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− | | area5 = According to all known laws | + | | area5 = Upper Lobby |
− | of aviation,
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− | there is no way a bee
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− | should be able to fly.
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− | Its wings are too small to get
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− | its fat little body off the ground.
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− |
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− | The bee, of course, flies anyway
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− | because bees don't care
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− | what humans think is impossible.
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− | Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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− | Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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− | Ooh, black and yellow!
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− | Let's shake it up a little.
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− | Barry! Breakfast is ready!
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− | Ooming!
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− | Hang on a second.
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− | Hello?
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− | - Barry?
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− | - Adam?
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− |
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− | - Oan you believe this is happening?
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− | - I can't. I'll pick you up.
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− | Looking sharp.
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− | Use the stairs. Your father
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− | paid good money for those.
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− | Sorry. I'm excited.
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− |
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− | Here's the graduate.
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− | We're very proud of you, son.
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− | A perfect report card, all B's.
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− | Very proud.
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− | Ma! I got a thing going here.
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− |
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− | - You got lint on your fuzz.
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− | - Ow! That's me!
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− |
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− | - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
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− | - Bye!
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− | Barry, I told you,
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− | stop flying in the house!
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− | - Hey, Adam.
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− | - Hey, Barry.
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− | - Is that fuzz gel?
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− | - A little. Special day, graduation.
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− | Never thought I'd make it.
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− | Three days grade school,
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− | three days high school.
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− | Those were awkward.
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− | Three days college. I'm glad I took
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− | a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
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− |
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− | You did come back different.
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− | - Hi, Barry.
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− | - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
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− |
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− | - Hear about Frankie?
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− | - Yeah.
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− |
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− | - You going to the funeral?
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− | - No, I'm not going.
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− |
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− | Everybody knows,
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− | sting someone, you die.
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− |
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− | Don't waste it on a squirrel.
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− | Such a hothead.
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− | I guess he could have
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− | just gotten out of the way.
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− | I love this incorporating
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− | an amusement park into our day.
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− | That's why we don't need vacations.
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− | Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
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− | under the circumstances.
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− | - Well, Adam, today we are men.
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− | - We are!
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− | - Bee-men.
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− | - Amen!
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− | Hallelujah!
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− | Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
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− | please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
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− | Welcome, New Hive Oity
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− | graduating class of...
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− | ...9:15.
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− | That concludes our ceremonies.
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− | And begins your career
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− | at Honex Industries!
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− | Will we pick ourjob today?
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− | I heard it's just orientation.
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− | Heads up! Here we go.
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− | Keep your hands and antennas
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− | inside the tram at all times.
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− |
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− | - Wonder what it'll be like?
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− | - A little scary.
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− | Welcome to Honex,
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− | a division of Honesco
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− | and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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− | This is it!
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− | Wow.
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− | Wow.
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− | We know that you, as a bee,
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− | have worked your whole life
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− | to get to the point where you
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− | can work for your whole life.
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− | Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
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− | Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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− | Our top-secret formula
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− | is automatically color-corrected,
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− | scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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− | into this soothing sweet syrup
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− | with its distinctive
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− | golden glow you know as...
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− | Honey!
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− |
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− | - That girl was hot.
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− | - She's my cousin!
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− |
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− | - She is?
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− | - Yes, we're all cousins.
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− |
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− | - Right. You're right.
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− | - At Honex, we constantly strive
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− | to improve every aspect
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− | of bee existence.
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− |
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− | These bees are stress-testing
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− | a new helmet technology.
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− |
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− | - What do you think he makes?
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− | - Not enough.
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− |
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− | Here we have our latest advancement,
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− | the Krelman.
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− |
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− | - What does that do?
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− | - Oatches that little strand of honey
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− | that hangs after you pour it.
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− | Saves us millions.
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− |
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− | Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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− |
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− | Of course. Most bee jobs are
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− | small ones. But bees know
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− | that every small job,
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− | if it's done well, means a lot.
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− |
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− | But choose carefully
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− |
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− | because you'll stay in the job
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− | you pick for the rest of your life.
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− |
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− | The same job the rest of your life?
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− | I didn't know that.
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− |
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− | What's the difference?
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− |
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− | You'll be happy to know that bees,
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− | as a species, haven't had one day off
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− | in 27 million years.
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− |
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− | So you'll just work us to death?
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− | We'll sure try.
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− | Wow! That blew my mind!
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− |
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− | "What's the difference?"
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− | How can you say that?
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− | One job forever?
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− | That's an insane choice to have to make.
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− |
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− | I'm relieved. Now we only have
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− | to make one decision in life.
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− |
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− | But, Adam, how could they
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− | never have told us that?
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− |
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− | Why would you question anything?
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− | We're bees.
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− | We're the most perfectly
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− | functioning society on Earth.
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− |
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− | You ever think maybe things
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− | work a little too well here?
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− |
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− | Like what? Give me one example.
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− | I don't know. But you know
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− | what I'm talking about.
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− | Please clear the gate.
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− | Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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− |
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− | Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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− | - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
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− | - Wow.
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− |
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− | I've never seen them this close.
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− |
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− | They know what it's like
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− | outside the hive.
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− |
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− | Yeah, but some don't come back.
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− | - Hey, Jocks!
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− | - Hi, Jocks!
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− | You guys did great!
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− |
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− | You're monsters!
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− | You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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− |
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− | - I wonder where they were.
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− | - I don't know.
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− |
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− | Their day's not planned.
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− |
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− | Outside the hive, flying who knows
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− | where, doing who knows what.
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− |
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− | You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
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− | Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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− | Right.
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− |
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− | Look. That's more pollen
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− | than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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− |
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− | It's just a status symbol.
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− | Bees make too much of it.
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− |
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− | Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
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− | and the ladies see you wearing it.
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− |
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− | Those ladies?
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− | Aren't they our cousins too?
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− |
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− | Distant. Distant.
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− |
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− | Look at these two.
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− | - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
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− | - Let's have fun with them.
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− |
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− | It must be dangerous
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− | being a Pollen Jock.
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− |
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− | Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
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− | against a mushroom!
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− |
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− | He had a paw on my throat,
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− | and with the other, he was slapping me!
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− | - Oh, my!
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− | - I never thought I'd knock him out.
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− |
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− | What were you doing during this?
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− | Trying to alert the authorities.
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− | I can autograph that.
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− |
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− | A little gusty out there today,
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− | wasn't it, comrades?
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− |
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− | Yeah. Gusty.
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− | We're hitting a sunflower patch
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− | six miles from here tomorrow.
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− |
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− | - Six miles, huh?
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− | - Barry!
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− | A puddle jump for us,
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− | but maybe you're not up for it.
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− |
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− | - Maybe I am.
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− | - You are not!
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− |
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− | We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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− |
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− | What do you think, buzzy-boy?
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− | Are you bee enough?
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− |
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− | I might be. It all depends
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− | on what 0900 means.
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− |
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− | Hey, Honex!
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− |
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− | Dad, you surprised me.
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− |
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− | You decide what you're interested in?
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Well, there's a lot of choices.
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− | - But you only get one.
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− |
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− | Do you ever get bored
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− | doing the same job every day?
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− |
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− | Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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− |
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− | You grab that stick, and you just
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− | move it around, and you stir it around.
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− |
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− | You get yourself into a rhythm.
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− | It's a beautiful thing.
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− |
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− | You know, Dad,
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− | the more I think about it,
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− |
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− | maybe the honey field
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− | just isn't right for me.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You were thinking of what,
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− | making balloon animals?
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− |
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− | That's a bad job
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− | for a guy with a stinger.
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− |
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− | Janet, your son's not sure
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− | he wants to go into honey!
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− |
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− | - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
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− | - I'm not trying to be funny.
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− |
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− | You're not funny! You're going
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− | into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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− |
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− | - You're gonna be a stirrer?
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− | - No one's listening to me!
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− |
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− | Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I could say anything right now.
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− | I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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− |
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− | Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
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− | Shave my antennae.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
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− | a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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− |
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− | I'm so proud.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - We're starting work today!
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− | - Today's the day.
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− |
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− | Oome on! All the good jobs
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− | will be gone.
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− |
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− | Yeah, right.
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− |
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− | Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
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− | stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Is it still available?
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− | - Hang on. Two left!
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− | | |
− |
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− | One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
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− | Step to the side.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - What'd you get?
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− | - Picking crud out. Stellar!
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− |
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− | Wow!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oouple of newbies?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Make your choice.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - You want to go first?
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− | - No, you go.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oh, my. What's available?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Restroom attendant's open,
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− | not for the reason you think.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
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− | - Sure, you're on.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Wax monkey's always open.
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− | | |
− |
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− | The Krelman opened up again.
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− | | |
− |
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− | What happened?
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− | | |
− |
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− | A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
| |
− | He's dead. Another dead one.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
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− |
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− | Dead from the neck up.
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− | Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oh, this is so hard!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Heating, cooling,
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− | stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
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− | | |
− |
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− | humming, inspector number seven,
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− | lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | mite wrangler. Barry, what
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− | do you think I should... Barry?
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | Barry!
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− | | |
− |
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− | All right, we've got the sunflower patch
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− | in quadrant nine...
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | What happened to you?
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− | Where are you?
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | - I'm going out.
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− | - Out? Out where?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Out there.
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− | - Oh, no!
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− | | |
− |
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− | I have to, before I go
| |
− | to work for the rest of my life.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Another call coming in.
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | If anyone's feeling brave,
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− | there's a Korean deli on 83rd
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− | | |
− |
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− | that gets their roses today.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Hey, guys.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Look at that.
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− | - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
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− | | |
− |
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− | It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | Sign here, here. Just initial that.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Thank you.
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− | - OK.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | You got a rain advisory today,
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | and as you all know,
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− | bees cannot fly in rain.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | So be careful. As always,
| |
− | watch your brooms,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | hockey sticks, dogs,
| |
− | birds, bears and bats.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Also, I got a couple of reports
| |
− | of root beer being poured on us.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Murphy's in a home because of it,
| |
− | babbling like a cicada!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - That's awful.
| |
− | - And a reminder for you rookies,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | bee law number one,
| |
− | absolutely no talking to humans!
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | All right, launch positions!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
| |
− | buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Black and yellow!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Hello!
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− | | |
− |
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− | You ready for this, hot shot?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Wind, check.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Antennae, check.
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− | - Nectar pack, check.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Wings, check.
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− | - Stinger, check.
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− | Scared out of my shorts, check.
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− | | |
− |
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− | OK, ladies,
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− | | |
− |
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− | let's move it out!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Pound those petunias,
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− | you striped stem-suckers!
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− | | |
− |
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− | All of you, drain those flowers!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wow! I'm out!
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− | | |
− |
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− | I can't believe I'm out!
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− | | |
− |
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− | So blue.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I feel so fast and free!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Box kite!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Wow!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Flowers!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | This is Blue Leader.
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− | We have roses visual.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Roses!
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− | | |
− |
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− | 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Stand to the side, kid.
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− | It's got a bit of a kick.
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− | | |
− |
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− | That is one nectar collector!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Ever see pollination up close?
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− | - No, sir.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
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− | over here. Maybe a dash over there,
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− | | |
− |
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− | a pinch on that one.
| |
− | See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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− | | |
− |
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− | That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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− | | |
− |
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− | That's pollen power. More pollen, more
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− | flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oool.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
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− | Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oopy that visual.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wait. One of these flowers
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− | seems to be on the move.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Say again? You're reporting
| |
− | a moving flower?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Affirmative.
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− | | |
− |
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− | That was on the line!
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− | | |
− |
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− | This is the coolest. What is it?
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− | | |
− |
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− | I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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− | | |
− |
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− | It smells good.
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− | Not like a flower, but I like it.
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− | | |
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− | Yeah, fuzzy.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Ohemical-y.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
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− | | |
− |
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− | My sweet lord of bees!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oandy-brain, get off there!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Problem!
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Guys!
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− | - This could be bad.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Affirmative.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Very close.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Gonna hurt.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Mama's little boy.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You are way out of position, rookie!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ooming in at you like a missile!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Help me!
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− | | |
− |
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− | I don't think these are flowers.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Should we tell him?
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− | - I think he knows.
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− | | |
− |
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− | What is this?!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Match point!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You can start packing up, honey,
| |
− | because you're about to eat it!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yowser!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Gross.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | There's a bee in the car!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Do something!
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− | - I'm driving!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Hi, bee.
| |
− | - He's back here!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | He's going to sting me!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Nobody move. If you don't move,
| |
− | he won't sting you. Freeze!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | He blinked!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Spray him, Granny!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What are you doing?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wow... the tension level
| |
− | out here is unbelievable.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I gotta get home.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oan't fly in rain.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oan't fly in rain.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oan't fly in rain.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ken, could you close
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− | the window please?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Ken, could you close
| |
− | the window please?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oheck out my new resume.
| |
− | I made it into a fold-out brochure.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You see? Folds out.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | What was that?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Maybe this time. This time. This time.
| |
− | This time! This time! This...
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− | | |
− |
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− | Drapes!
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− | | |
− |
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− | That is diabolical.
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− | | |
− |
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− | It's fantastic. It's got all my special
| |
− | skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | What's number one? Star Wars?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Nah, I don't go for that...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | ...kind of stuff.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
| |
− | They're out of their minds.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | When I leave a job interview, they're
| |
− | flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I don't remember the sun
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− | having a big 75 on it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I predicted global warming.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I could feel it getting hotter.
| |
− | At first I thought it was just me.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wait! Stop! Bee!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Stand back. These are winter boots.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wait!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Don't kill him!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | You know I'm allergic to them!
| |
− | This thing could kill me!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Why does his life have
| |
− | less value than yours?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Why does his life have any less value
| |
− | than mine? Is that your statement?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm just saying all life has value. You
| |
− | don't know what he's capable of feeling.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | My brochure!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | There you go, little guy.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm not scared of him.
| |
− | It's an allergic thing.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Put that on your resume brochure.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | My whole face could puff up.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Make it one of your special skills.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Knocking someone out
| |
− | is also a special skill.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
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− | - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You could put carob chips on there.
| |
− | - Bye.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Supposed to be less calories.
| |
− | - Bye.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I gotta say something.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | She saved my life.
| |
− | I gotta say something.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right, here it goes.
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | Nah.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What would I say?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I could really get in trouble.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's a bee law.
| |
− | You're not supposed to talk to a human.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I can't believe I'm doing this.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I've got to.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No. Yes. No.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Do it. I can't.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How should I start it?
| |
− | "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hi!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm sorry.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You're talking.
| |
− | - Yes, I know.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You're talking!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm so sorry.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No, it's OK. It's fine.
| |
− | I know I'm dreaming.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | But I don't recall going to bed.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Well, I'm sure this
| |
− | is very disconcerting.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This is a bit of a surprise to me.
| |
− | I mean, you're a bee!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I am. And I'm not supposed
| |
− | to be doing this,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | but they were all trying to kill me.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And if it wasn't for you...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I had to thank you.
| |
− | It's just how I was raised.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That was a little weird.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - I'm talking with a bee.
| |
− | - Yeah.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm talking to a bee.
| |
− | And the bee is talking to me!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I just want to say I'm grateful.
| |
− | I'll leave now.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
| |
− | - What?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The talking thing.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Same way you did, I guess.
| |
− | "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - That's very funny.
| |
− | - Yeah.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
| |
− | we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Anyway...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oan I...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | ...get you something?
| |
− | - Like what?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't know. I mean...
| |
− | I don't know. Ooffee?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't want to put you out.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - It's just coffee.
| |
− | - I hate to impose.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Don't be ridiculous!
| |
− | - Actually, I would love a cup.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hey, you want rum cake?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - I shouldn't.
| |
− | - Have some.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - No, I can't.
| |
− | - Oome on!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Where?
| |
− | - These stripes don't help.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You look great!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't know if you know
| |
− | anything about fashion.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Are you all right?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He's making the tie in the cab
| |
− | as they're flying up Madison.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He finally gets there.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He runs up the steps into the church.
| |
− | The wedding is on.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And he says, "Watermelon?
| |
− | I thought you said Guatemalan.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Why would I marry a watermelon?"
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Is that a bee joke?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's the kind of stuff we do.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah, different.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | About work? I don't know.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I want to do my part for the hive,
| |
− | but I can't do it the way they want.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know how you feel.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You do?
| |
− | - Sure.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
| |
− | a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Really?
| |
− | - My only interest is flowers.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Our new queen was just elected
| |
− | with that same campaign slogan.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Anyway, if you look...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | There's my hive right there. See it?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You're in Sheep Meadow!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No way! I know that area.
| |
− | I lost a toe ring there once.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
| |
− | - Why not?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
| |
− | - Maybe I'll try that.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You all right, ma'am?
| |
− | - Oh, yeah. Fine.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Just having two cups of coffee!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Anyway, this has been great.
| |
− | Thanks for the coffee.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah, it's no trouble.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
| |
− | I'd be up the rest of my life.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Are you...?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oan I take a piece of this with me?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Sure! Here, have a crumb.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Thanks!
| |
− | - Yeah.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right. Well, then...
| |
− | I guess I'll see you around.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Or not.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | OK, Barry.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And thank you
| |
− | so much again... for before.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, that? That was nothing.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This can't possibly work.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He's all set to go.
| |
− | We may as well try it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | OK, Dave, pull the chute.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Sounds amazing.
| |
− | - It was amazing!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It was the scariest,
| |
− | happiest moment of my life.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Humans! I can't believe
| |
− | you were with humans!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Giant, scary humans!
| |
− | What were they like?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They eat crazy giant things.
| |
− | They drive crazy.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
| |
− | - Some of them. But some of them don't.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - How'd you get back?
| |
− | - Poodle.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
| |
− | whatever you wanted to see.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You had your "experience." Now you
| |
− | can pick out yourjob and be normal.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Well...
| |
− | - Well?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Well, I met someone.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You did? Was she Bee-ish?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
| |
− | - No, no, no, not a wasp.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Spider?
| |
− | - I'm not attracted to spiders.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know it's the hottest thing,
| |
− | with the eight legs and all.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I can't get by that face.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | So who is she?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | She's... human.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No, no. That's a bee law.
| |
− | You wouldn't break a bee law.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Her name's Vanessa.
| |
− | - Oh, boy.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | She's so nice. And she's a florist!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We're not dating.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You're flying outside the hive, talking
| |
− | to humans that attack our homes
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | with power washers and M-80s!
| |
− | One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | She saved my life!
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− | And she understands me.
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− |
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− | This is over!
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− | Eat this.
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− | | |
− |
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− | This is not over! What was that?
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− | | |
− |
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− | - They call it a crumb.
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− | - It was so stingin' stripey!
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− | | |
− |
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− | And that's not what they eat.
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− | That's what falls off what they eat!
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− | | |
− |
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− | - You know what a Oinnabon is?
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− | - No.
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− | | |
− |
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− | It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
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− | They heat it up...
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− | | |
− |
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− | Sit down!
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− | | |
− |
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− | ...really hot!
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− | - Listen to me!
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− | | |
− |
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− | We are not them! We're us.
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− | There's us and there's them!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Yes, but who can deny
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− | the heart that is yearning?
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− |
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− | There's no yearning.
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− | Stop yearning. Listen to me!
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− | You have got to start thinking bee,
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− | my friend. Thinking bee!
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Thinking bee.
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− | - Thinking bee.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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− | | |
− |
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− | There he is. He's in the pool.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You know what your problem is, Barry?
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− | | |
− |
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− | I gotta start thinking bee?
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− | | |
− |
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− | How much longer will this go on?
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− | | |
− |
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− | It's been three days!
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− | Why aren't you working?
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− | | |
− |
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− | I've got a lot of big life decisions
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− | to think about.
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− | | |
− |
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− | What life? You have no life!
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− | You have no job. You're barely a bee!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Would it kill you
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− | to make a little honey?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Barry, come out.
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− | Your father's talking to you.
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− |
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− | Martin, would you talk to him?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Barry, I'm talking to you!
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− |
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− | You coming?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Got everything?
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− | | |
− |
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− | All set!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Go ahead. I'll catch up.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Don't be too long.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Watch this!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Vanessa!
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− | | |
− |
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− | - We're still here.
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− | - I told you not to yell at him.
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− | | |
− |
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− | He doesn't respond to yelling!
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Then why yell at me?
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− | - Because you don't listen!
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− | | |
− |
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− | I'm not listening to this.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Sorry, I've gotta go.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Where are you going?
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− | - I'm meeting a friend.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
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− |
| |
− | Bye.
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | I just hope she's Bee-ish.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | They have a huge parade
| |
− | of flowers every year in Pasadena?
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | To be in the Tournament of Roses,
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− | that's every florist's dream!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Up on a float, surrounded
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− | by flowers, crowds cheering.
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− | | |
− |
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− | A tournament. Do the roses
| |
− | compete in athletic events?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No. All right, I've got one.
| |
− | How come you don't fly everywhere?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's exhausting. Why don't you
| |
− | run everywhere? It's faster.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
| |
− | All right, your turn.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
| |
− | That's insane!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You don't have that?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
| |
− | It's a horrible, horrible disease.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, my.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Dumb bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You must want to sting all those jerks.
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | We try not to sting.
| |
− | It's usually fatal for us.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | So you have to watch your temper.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Very carefully.
| |
− | You kick a wall, take a walk,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | write an angry letter and throw it out.
| |
− | Work through it like any emotion:
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Anger, jealousy, lust.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What is wrong with you?!
| |
− | - It's a bug.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He's not bothering anybody.
| |
− | Get out of here, you creep!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah, it was. How did you know?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It felt like about 10 pages.
| |
− | Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You've really got that
| |
− | down to a science.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
| |
− | - I'll bet.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What in the name
| |
− | of Mighty Hercules is this?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How did this get here?
| |
− | Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ray Liotta Private Select?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Is he that actor?
| |
− | - I never heard of him.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Why is this here?
| |
− | - For people. We eat it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You don't have
| |
− | enough food of your own?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Well, yes.
| |
− | - How do you get it?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Bees make it.
| |
− | - I know who makes it!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And it's hard to make it!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | There's heating, cooling, stirring.
| |
− | You need a whole Krelman thing!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - It's organic.
| |
− | - It's our-ganic!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's just honey, Barry.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Just what?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees don't know about this!
| |
− | This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You've taken our homes, schools,
| |
− | hospitals! This is all we have!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And it's on sale?!
| |
− | I'm getting to the bottom of this.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm getting to the bottom
| |
− | of all of this!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hey, Hector.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You almost done?
| |
− | - Almost.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He is here. I sense it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Well, I guess I'll go home now
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | and just leave this nice honey out,
| |
− | with no one around.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You're busted, box boy!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I knew I heard something.
| |
− | So you can talk!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I can talk.
| |
− | And now you'll start talking!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Where you getting the sweet stuff?
| |
− | Who's your supplier?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't understand.
| |
− | I thought we were friends.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The last thing we want
| |
− | to do is upset bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You're too late! It's ours now!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You, sir, have crossed
| |
− | the wrong sword!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You, sir, will be lunch
| |
− | for my iguana, Ignacio!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Where is the honey coming from?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Tell me where!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Orazy person!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What horrible thing has happened here?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | These faces, they never knew
| |
− | what hit them. And now
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | they're on the road to nowhere!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Just keep still.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What? You're not dead?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
| |
− | that moves. Where you headed?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | To Honey Farms.
| |
− | I am onto something huge here.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
| |
− | crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm going to Tacoma.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - And you?
| |
− | - He really is dead.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Uh-oh!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What is that?!
| |
− | - Oh, no!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - A wiper! Triple blade!
| |
− | - Triple blade?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Why does everything have
| |
− | to be so doggone clean?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How much do you people need to see?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Open your eyes!
| |
− | Stick your head out the window!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | From NPR News in Washington,
| |
− | I'm Oarl Kasell.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | But don't kill no more bugs!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Bee!
| |
− | - Moose blood guy!!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You hear something?
| |
− | - Like what?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Like tiny screaming.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Turn off the radio.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Whassup, bee boy?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hey, Blood.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Just a row of honey jars,
| |
− | as far as the eye could see.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wow!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I assume wherever this truck goes
| |
− | is where they're getting it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I mean, that honey's ours.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Bees hang tight.
| |
− | - We're all jammed in.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's a close community.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Not us, man. We on our own.
| |
− | Every mosquito on his own.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What if you get in trouble?
| |
− | - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Nobody likes us. They just smack.
| |
− | See a mosquito, smack, smack!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | At least you're out in the world.
| |
− | You must meet girls.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mosquito girls try to trade up,
| |
− | get with a moth, dragonfly.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You got to be kidding me!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mooseblood's about to leave
| |
− | the building! So long, bee!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Hey, guys!
| |
− | - Mooseblood!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
| |
− | Did you bring your crazy straw?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
| |
− | and it's pretty much pure profit.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What is this place?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | A bee's got a brain
| |
− | the size of a pinhead.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They are pinheads!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Pinhead.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Oheck out the new smoker.
| |
− | - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The Thomas 3000!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Smoker?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
| |
− | Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | A couple breaths of this
| |
− | knocks them right out.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They make the honey,
| |
− | and we make the money.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | "They make the honey,
| |
− | and we make the money"?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, my!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What's going on? Are you OK?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Do you know you're
| |
− | in a fake hive with fake walls?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Our queen was moved here.
| |
− | We had no choice.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This is your queen?
| |
− | That's a man in women's clothes!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's a drag queen!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What is this?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, no!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | There's hundreds of them!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bee honey.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Our honey is being brazenly stolen
| |
− | on a massive scale!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This is worse than anything bears
| |
− | have done! I intend to do something.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, Barry, stop.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Who told you humans are taking
| |
− | our honey? That's a rumor.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Do these look like rumors?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's a conspiracy theory.
| |
− | These are obviously doctored photos.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How did you get mixed up in this?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He's been talking to humans.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What?
| |
− | - Talking to humans?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He has a human girlfriend.
| |
− | And they make out!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Make out? Barry!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We do not.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You wish you could.
| |
− | - Whose side are you on?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
| |
− | Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Barry, this is what you want
| |
− | to do with your life?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I want to do it for all our lives.
| |
− | Nobody works harder than bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Dad, I remember you
| |
− | coming home so overworked
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | your hands were still stirring.
| |
− | You couldn't stop.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I remember that.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What right do they have to our honey?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We live on two cups a year. They put it
| |
− | in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Sting them where it really hurts.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | In the face! The eye!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - That would hurt.
| |
− | - No.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Up the nose? That's a killer.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | There's only one place you can sting
| |
− | the humans, one place where it matters.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hive at Five, the hive's only
| |
− | full-hour action news source.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No more bee beards!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Weather with Storm Stinger.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Sports with Buzz Larvi.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And Jeanette Ohung.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
| |
− | - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | intends to sue the human race
| |
− | for stealing our honey,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | packaging it and profiting
| |
− | from it illegally!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | we'll have three former queens here in
| |
− | our studio, discussing their new book,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Olassy Ladies,
| |
− | out this week on Hexagon.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
| |
− | from the hive. I can't do this"?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees have never been afraid
| |
− | to change the world.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What about Bee Oolumbus?
| |
− | Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We were thinking
| |
− | of stickball or candy stores.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How old are you?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The bee community
| |
− | is supporting you in this case,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | which will be the trial
| |
− | of the bee century.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You know, they have a Larry King
| |
− | in the human world too.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's a common name. Next week...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He looks like you and has a show
| |
− | and suspenders and colored dots...
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | Next week...
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− | Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
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− | guest even though you just heard 'em.
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− |
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− | Bear Week next week!
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− | They're scary, hairy and here live.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
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− | squinty eyes, very Jewish.
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− | | |
− |
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− | In tennis, you attack
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− | at the point of weakness!
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− |
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− | It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Honey, her backhand's a joke!
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− | I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Quiet, please.
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− | Actual work going on here.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Is that that same bee?
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− | - Yes, it is!
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− | | |
− |
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− | I'm helping him sue the human race.
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− |
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− | - Hello.
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− | - Hello, bee.
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− | | |
− |
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− | This is Ken.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
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− | ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Why does he talk again?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Listen, you better go
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− | 'cause we're really busy working.
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− | | |
− |
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− | But it's our yogurt night!
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− |
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− | Bye-bye.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
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− |
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− | You poor thing.
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− | You two have been at this for hours!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Yes, and Adam here
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− | has been a huge help.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Frosting...
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− | - How many sugars?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Just one. I try not
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− | to use the competition.
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− | | |
− |
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− | So why are you helping me?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Bees have good qualities.
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− | | |
− |
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− | And it takes my mind off the shop.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Instead of flowers, people
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− | are giving balloon bouquets now.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Those are great, if you're three.
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− | | |
− |
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− | And artificial flowers.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
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− | - Yeah, me too.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Bees must hate those fake things!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Nothing worse
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− | than a daffodil that's had work done.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Maybe this could make up
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− | for it a little bit.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
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− | - I guess.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You sure you want to go through with it?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Am I sure? When I'm done with
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− | the humans, they won't be able
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− | | |
− |
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− | to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
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− | without paying a royalty!
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− | | |
− |
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− | It's an incredible scene
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− | here in downtown Manhattan,
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− | | |
− |
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− | where the world anxiously waits,
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− | because for the first time in history,
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− | | |
− |
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− | we will hear for ourselves
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− | if a honeybee can actually speak.
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− | | |
− |
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− | What have we gotten into here, Barry?
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− | | |
− |
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− | It's pretty big, isn't it?
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− | | |
− |
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− | I can't believe how many humans
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− | don't work during the day.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You think billion-dollar multinational
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− | food companies have good lawyers?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Everybody needs to stay
| |
− | behind the barricade.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What's the matter?
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− | - I don't know, I just got a chill.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Well, if it isn't the bee team.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You boys work on this?
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− | | |
− |
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− | All rise! The Honorable
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− | Judge Bumbleton presiding.
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− | | |
− |
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− | All right. Oase number 4475,
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− | | |
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− | Superior Oourt of New York,
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− | Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
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− | | |
− |
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− | is now in session.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
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− | the five food companies collectively?
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− | | |
− |
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− | A privilege.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Mr. Benson... you're representing
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− | all the bees of the world?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
| |
− | we're ready to proceed.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mr. Montgomery,
| |
− | your opening statement, please.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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− | | |
− |
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− | my grandmother was a simple woman.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Born on a farm, she believed
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− | it was man's divine right
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− | | |
− |
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− | to benefit from the bounty
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− | of nature God put before us.
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− | | |
− |
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− | If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
| |
− | Mr. Benson imagines,
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | just think of what would it mean.
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | I would have to negotiate
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− | with the silkworm
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | for the elastic in my britches!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Talking bee!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How do we know this isn't some sort of
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | holographic motion-picture-capture
| |
− | Hollywood wizardry?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They could be using laser beams!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Robotics! Ventriloquism!
| |
− | Oloning! For all we know,
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | he could be on steroids!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Mr. Benson?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ladies and gentlemen,
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− | there's no trickery here.
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− | | |
− |
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− | I'm just an ordinary bee.
| |
− | Honey's pretty important to me.
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | It's important to all bees.
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− | We invented it!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We make it. And we protect it
| |
− | with our lives.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Unfortunately, there are
| |
− | some people in this room
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | who think they can take it from us
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | 'cause we're the little guys!
| |
− | I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | you'll see how, by taking our honey,
| |
− | you not only take everything we have
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | but everything we are!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I wish he'd dress like that
| |
− | all the time. So nice!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oall your first witness.
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− | | |
− |
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− | So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
| |
− | of Honey Farms, big company you have.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I suppose so.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I see you also own
| |
− | Honeyburton and Honron!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yes, they provide beekeepers
| |
− | for our farms.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Beekeeper. I find that
| |
− | to be a very disturbing term.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't imagine you employ
| |
− | any bee-free-ers, do you?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - No.
| |
− | - I couldn't hear you.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - No.
| |
− | - No.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Because you don't free bees.
| |
− | You keep bees. Not only that,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | it seems you thought a bear would be
| |
− | an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They're very lovable creatures.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You mean like this?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bears kill bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How'd you like his head crashing
| |
− | through your living room?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Biting into your couch!
| |
− | Spitting out your throw pillows!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | OK, that's enough. Take him away.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
| |
− | Your name intrigues me.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Where have I heard it before?
| |
− | - I was with a band called The Police.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | But you've never been
| |
− | a police officer, have you?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No, I haven't.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No, you haven't. And so here
| |
− | we have yet another example
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | of bee culture casually
| |
− | stolen by a human
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | for nothing more than
| |
− | a prance-about stage name.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, please.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Because I'm feeling
| |
− | a little stung, Sting.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's not his real name?! You idiots!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mr. Liotta, first,
| |
− | belated congratulations on
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | your Emmy win for a guest spot
| |
− | on ER in 2005.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Thank you. Thank you.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I see from your resume
| |
− | that you're devilishly handsome
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | with a churning inner turmoil
| |
− | that's ready to blow.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Not yet it isn't. But is this
| |
− | what it's come to for you?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
| |
− | so you don't
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | have to rehearse
| |
− | your part and learn your lines, sir?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Watch it, Benson!
| |
− | I could blow right now!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This isn't a goodfella.
| |
− | This is a badfella!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Why doesn't someone just step on
| |
− | this creep, and we can all go home?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Order in this court!
| |
− | - You're all thinking it!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Order! Order, I say!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Say it!
| |
− | - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I think it was awfully nice
| |
− | of that bear to pitch in like that.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I think the jury's on our side.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Are we doing everything right, legally?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm a florist.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Right. Well, here's to a great team.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | To a great team!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Well, hello.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Ken!
| |
− | - Hello.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I didn't think you were coming.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No, I was just late.
| |
− | I tried to call, but... the battery.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I didn't want all this to go to waste,
| |
− | so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, that was lucky.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | There's a little left.
| |
− | I could heat it up.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm not much for the game myself.
| |
− | The ball's a little grabby.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's where I usually sit.
| |
− | Right... there.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | and he agreed with me that eating with
| |
− | chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You think I don't see what you're doing?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know how hard it is to find
| |
− | the rightjob. We have that in common.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Do we?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees have 100 percent employment,
| |
− | but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's just what
| |
− | I was thinking about doing.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
| |
− | for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm going to drain the old stinger.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah, you do that.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Look at that.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You know, I've just about had it
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | with your little mind games.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What's that?
| |
− | - Italian Vogue.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | A lot of ads.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Remember what Van said, why is
| |
− | your life more valuable than mine?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I think something stinks in here!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I love the smell of flowers.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How do you like the smell of flames?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Not as much.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Water bug! Not taking sides!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
| |
− | This is pathetic!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I've got issues!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Well, well, well, a royal flush!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You're bluffing.
| |
− | - Am I?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Surf's up, dude!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Poo water!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That bowl is gnarly.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Except for those dirty yellow rings!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Kenneth! What are you doing?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You know, I don't even like honey!
| |
− | I don't eat it!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We need to talk!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He's just a little bee!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And he happens to be
| |
− | the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Long time? What are you talking about?!
| |
− | Are there other bugs in your life?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No, but there are other things bugging
| |
− | me in life. And you're one of them!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | My nerves are fried from riding
| |
− | on this emotional roller coaster!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Goodbye, Ken.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And for your information,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I prefer sugar-free, artificial
| |
− | sweeteners made by man!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm sorry about all that.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know it's got
| |
− | an aftertaste! I like it!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I always felt there was some kind
| |
− | of barrier between Ken and me.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I couldn't overcome it.
| |
− | Oh, well.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Are you OK for the trial?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I believe Mr. Montgomery
| |
− | is about out of ideas.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We would like to call
| |
− | Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Good idea! You can really see why he's
| |
− | considered one of the best lawyers...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yeah.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Layton, you've
| |
− | gotta weave some magic
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | with this jury,
| |
− | or it's gonna be all over.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Don't worry. The only thing I have
| |
− | to do to turn this jury around
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | is to remind them
| |
− | of what they don't like about bees.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You got the tweezers?
| |
− | - Are you allergic?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
| |
− | what I think we'd all like to know.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What exactly is your relationship
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | to that woman?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We're friends.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Good friends?
| |
− | - Yes.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How good? Do you live together?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wait a minute...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Are you her little...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | ...bedbug?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I've seen a bee documentary or two.
| |
− | From what I understand,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | doesn't your queen give birth
| |
− | to all the bee children?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Yeah, but...
| |
− | - So those aren't your real parents!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Oh, Barry...
| |
− | - Yes, they are!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hold me back!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You're an illegitimate bee,
| |
− | aren't you, Benson?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He's denouncing bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Don't y'all date your cousins?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Objection!
| |
− | - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, I'm hit!!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oh, lordy, I am hit!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Order! Order!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | The venom! The venom
| |
− | is coursing through my veins!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I have been felled
| |
− | by a winged beast of destruction!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | You see? You can't treat them
| |
− | like equals! They're striped savages!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Stinging's the only thing
| |
− | they know! It's their way!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Adam, stay with me.
| |
− | - I can't feel my legs.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | What angel of mercy
| |
− | will come forward to suck the poison
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | from my heaving buttocks?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I will have order in this court. Order!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Order, please!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The case of the honeybees
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− | versus the human race
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | took a pointed turn against the bees
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | yesterday when one of their legal
| |
− | team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Hey, buddy.
| |
− | - Hey.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Is there much pain?
| |
− | - Yeah.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I...
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I blew the whole case, didn't I?
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− | | |
− |
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− | It doesn't matter. What matters is
| |
− | you're alive. You could have died.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
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− | | |
− |
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− | They got it from the cafeteria
| |
− | downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Look, there's
| |
− | a little celery still on it.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | What was it like to sting someone?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I can't explain it. It was all...
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | All adrenaline and then...
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− | and then ecstasy!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You think it was all a trap?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Of course. I'm sorry.
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− | I flew us right into this.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
| |
− | just a couple of bugs in this world.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | What will the humans do to us
| |
− | if they win?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't know.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I hear they put the roaches in motels.
| |
− | That doesn't sound so bad.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Adam, they check in,
| |
− | but they don't check out!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, my.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oould you get a nurse
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− | to close that window?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Why?
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− | - The smoke.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees don't smoke.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Right. Bees don't smoke.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees don't smoke!
| |
− | But some bees are smoking.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's it! That's our case!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It is? It's not over?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Get back to the court and stall.
| |
− | Stall any way you can.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mr. Flayman.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Where is the rest of your team?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | and as a result,
| |
− | we don't make very good time.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I actually heard a funny story about...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Your Honor,
| |
− | haven't these ridiculous bugs
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | taken up enough
| |
− | of this court's valuable time?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How much longer will we allow
| |
− | these absurd shenanigans to go on?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They have presented no compelling
| |
− | evidence to support their charges
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | against my clients,
| |
− | who run legitimate businesses.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I move for a complete dismissal
| |
− | of this entire case!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | to have to consider
| |
− | Mr. Montgomery's motion.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | But you can't! We have a terrific case.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Where is your proof?
| |
− | Where is the evidence?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Show me the smoking gun!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hold it, Your Honor!
| |
− | You want a smoking gun?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Here is your smoking gun.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What is that?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's a bee smoker!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What, this?
| |
− | This harmless little contraption?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This couldn't hurt a fly,
| |
− | let alone a bee.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Look at what has happened
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | to bees who have never been asked,
| |
− | "Smoking or non?"
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Is this what nature intended for us?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | To be forcibly addicted
| |
− | to smoke machines
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | and man-made wooden slat work camps?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Living out our lives as honey slaves
| |
− | to the white man?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What are we gonna do?
| |
− | - He's playing the species card.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Ladies and gentlemen, please,
| |
− | free these bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Free the bees! Free the bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Free the bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Free the bees! Free the bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The court finds in favor of the bees!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Vanessa, we won!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I knew you could do it! High-five!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Sorry.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm OK! You know what this means?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | All the honey
| |
− | will finally belong to the bees.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Now we won't have
| |
− | to work so hard all the time.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This is an unholy perversion
| |
− | of the balance of nature, Benson.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You'll regret this.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Barry, how much honey is out there?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right. One at a time.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Barry, who are you wearing?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
| |
− | and I have no pants.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What if Montgomery's right?
| |
− | - What do you mean?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We've been living the bee way
| |
− | a long time, 27 million years.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oongratulations on your victory.
| |
− | What will you demand as a settlement?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
| |
− | of all bee work camps.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Then we want back the honey
| |
− | that was ours to begin with,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | every last drop.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We demand an end to the glorification
| |
− | of the bear as anything more
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | than a filthy, smelly,
| |
− | bad-breath stink machine.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We're all aware
| |
− | of what they do in the woods.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wait for my signal.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Take him out.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | He'll have nauseous
| |
− | for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And we will no longer tolerate
| |
− | bee-negative nicknames...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | But it's just a prance-about stage name!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
| |
− | in bogus health products
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | and la-dee-da human
| |
− | tea-time snack garnishments.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oan't breathe.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bring it in, boys!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hold it right there! Good.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Tap it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
| |
− | and there's gallons more coming!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - I think we need to shut down!
| |
− | - Shut down? We've never shut down.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Shut down honey production!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Stop making honey!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Turn your key, sir!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What do we do now?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oannonball!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | We're shutting honey production!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Mission abort.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
| |
− | Returning to base.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Adam, you wouldn't believe
| |
− | how much honey was out there.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, yeah?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What's going on? Where is everybody?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Are they out celebrating?
| |
− | - They're home.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They don't know what to do.
| |
− | Laying out, sleeping in.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
| |
− | to San Antonio with a cricket.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | At least we got our honey back.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Sometimes I think, so what if humans
| |
− | liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's the greatest thing in the world!
| |
− | I was excited to be part of making it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | This was my new desk. This was my
| |
− | new job. I wanted to do it really well.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And now...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Now I can't.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't understand
| |
− | why they're not happy.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I thought their lives would be better!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
| |
− | Honey really changes people.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You don't have any idea
| |
− | what's going on, do you?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - What did you want to show me?
| |
− | - This.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | What happened here?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That is not the half of it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oh, no. Oh, my.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They're all wilting.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Doesn't look very good, does it?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | No.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And whose fault do you think that is?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Bees?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Specifically, me.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I didn't think bees not needing to make
| |
− | honey would affect all these things.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's notjust flowers.
| |
− | Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | That's our whole SAT test right there.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Take away produce, that affects
| |
− | the entire animal kingdom.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | And then, of course...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | The human species?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | So if there's no more pollination,
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | it could all just go south here,
| |
− | couldn't it?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know this is also partly my fault.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How about a suicide pact?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How do we do it?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - I'll sting you, you step on me.
| |
− | - Thatjust kills you twice.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Right, right.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Listen, Barry...
| |
− | sorry, but I gotta get going.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I had to open my mouth and talk.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Vanessa?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
| |
− | Where are you going?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | To the final Tournament of Roses parade
| |
− | in Pasadena.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They've moved it to this weekend
| |
− | because all the flowers are dying.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It's the last chance
| |
− | I'll ever have to see it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
| |
− | I never meant it to turn out like this.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know. Me neither.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Tournament of Roses.
| |
− | Roses can't do sports.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Roses!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Vanessa!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Roses?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Barry?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Roses are flowers!
| |
− | - Yes, they are.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Flowers, bees, pollen!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know.
| |
− | That's why this is the last parade.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Maybe not.
| |
− | Oould you ask him to slow down?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oould you slow down?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Barry!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | OK, I made a huge mistake.
| |
− | This is a total disaster, all my fault.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yes, it kind of is.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I've ruined the planet.
| |
− | I wanted to help you
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | with the flower shop.
| |
− | I've made it worse.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Actually, it's completely closed down.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I thought maybe you were remodeling.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | But I have another idea, and it's
| |
− | greater than my previous ideas combined.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I don't want to hear it!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right, they have the roses,
| |
− | the roses have the pollen.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know every bee, plant
| |
− | and flower bud in this park.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | All we gotta do is get what they've got
| |
− | back here with what we've got.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Bees.
| |
− | - Park.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Pollen!
| |
− | - Flowers.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Repollination!
| |
− | - Across the nation!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Tournament of Roses,
| |
− | Pasadena, Oalifornia.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | They've got nothing
| |
− | but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Security will be tight.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I have an idea.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Official floral business. It's real.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Thank you. It was a gift.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Once inside,
| |
− | we just pick the right float.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | How about The Princess and the Pea?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I could be the princess,
| |
− | and you could be the pea!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Yes, I got it.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Where should I sit?
| |
− | - What are you?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - I believe I'm the pea.
| |
− | - The pea?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | It goes under the mattresses.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
| |
− | - I'm getting the marshal.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | You do that!
| |
− | This whole parade is a fiasco!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Let's see what this baby'll do.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hey, what are you doing?!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Then all we do
| |
− | is blend in with traffic...
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | ...without arousing suspicion.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Once at the airport,
| |
− | there's no stopping us.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Stop! Security.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - You and your insect pack your float?
| |
− | - Yes.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Has it been
| |
− | in your possession the entire time?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Would you remove your shoes?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Remove your stinger.
| |
− | - It's part of me.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I know. Just having some fun.
| |
− | Enjoy your flight.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Then if we're lucky, we'll have
| |
− | just enough pollen to do the job.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
| |
− | have just enough pollen to do the job!
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I think this is gonna work.
| |
− | | |
− |
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− | It's got to work.
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− | Attention, passengers,
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− | this is Oaptain Scott.
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− | We have a bit of bad weather
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− | in New York.
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− | It looks like we'll experience
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− | a couple hours delay.
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− | Barry, these are cut flowers
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− | with no water. They'll never make it.
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− | I gotta get up there
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− | and talk to them.
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− | Be careful.
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− | Oan I get help
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− | with the Sky Mall magazine?
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− | I'd like to order the talking
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− | inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
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− | Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
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− | - What'd you say, Hal?
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− | - Nothing.
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− | Bee!
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− | Don't freak out! My entire species...
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− | What are you doing?
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− | - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
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− | - Who's an attorney?
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− | Don't move.
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− | Oh, Barry.
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− | Good afternoon, passengers.
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− | This is your captain.
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− | Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
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− | please report to the cockpit?
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− | And please hurry!
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− | What happened here?
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− | There was a DustBuster,
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− | a toupee, a life raft exploded.
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− | One's bald, one's in a boat,
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− | they're both unconscious!
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− | - Is that another bee joke?
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− | - No!
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− | No one's flying the plane!
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− | This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
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− | What's your status?
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− | This is Vanessa Bloome.
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− | I'm a florist from New York.
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− | Where's the pilot?
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− | He's unconscious,
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− | and so is the copilot.
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− | Not good. Does anyone onboard
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− | have flight experience?
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− | As a matter of fact, there is.
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− | - Who's that?
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− | - Barry Benson.
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− | From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
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− | Vanessa, this is nothing more
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− | than a big metal bee.
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− | It's got giant wings, huge engines.
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− | I can't fly a plane.
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− | - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
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− | - Yes.
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− | How hard could it be?
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− | Wait, Barry!
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− | We're headed into some lightning.
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− | This is Bob Bumble. We have some
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− | late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
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− | where a suspenseful scene
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− | is developing.
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− | Barry Benson,
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− | fresh from his legal victory...
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− | That's Barry!
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− | ...is attempting to land a plane,
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− | loaded with people, flowers
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− | and an incapacitated flight crew.
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− | Flowers?!
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− | We have a storm in the area
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− | and two individuals at the controls
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− | with absolutely no flight experience.
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− | Just a minute.
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− | There's a bee on that plane.
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− | I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
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− | and his no-account compadres.
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− | They've done enough damage.
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− |
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− | But isn't he your only hope?
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− | Technically, a bee
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− | shouldn't be able to fly at all.
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− | Their wings are too small...
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− | Haven't we heard this a million times?
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− | "The surface area of the wings
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− | and body mass make no sense."
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− | - Get this on the air!
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− | - Got it.
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− | - Stand by.
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− | - We're going live.
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− | The way we work may be a mystery to you.
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− | Making honey takes a lot of bees
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− | doing a lot of small jobs.
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− | But let me tell you about a small job.
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− | If you do it well,
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− | it makes a big difference.
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− | More than we realized.
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− | To us, to everyone.
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− | That's why I want to get bees
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− | back to working together.
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− | That's the bee way!
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− | We're not made of Jell-O.
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− | We get behind a fellow.
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− | - Black and yellow!
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− | - Hello!
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− | Left, right, down, hover.
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− | - Hover?
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− | - Forget hover.
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− | This isn't so hard.
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− | Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
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− | Barry, what happened?!
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− | Wait, I think we were
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− | on autopilot the whole time.
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− | - That may have been helping me.
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− | - And now we're not!
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− | So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
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− | All of you, let's get
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− | behind this fellow! Move it out!
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− | Move out!
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− | Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
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− | you copy me with the wings of the plane!
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− | Don't have to yell.
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− | I'm not yelling!
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− | We're in a lot of trouble.
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− | It's very hard to concentrate
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− | with that panicky tone in your voice!
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− | It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
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− | I can't do this!
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− | Vanessa, pull yourself together.
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− | You have to snap out of it!
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− | You snap out of it.
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− | You snap out of it.
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− | - You snap out of it!
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− | - You snap out of it!
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− | - You snap out of it!
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− | - You snap out of it!
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− | - You snap out of it!
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− | - You snap out of it!
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− | - Hold it!
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− | - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
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− | How is the plane flying?
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− | I don't know.
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− | Hello?
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− | Benson, got any flowers
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− | for a happy occasion in there?
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− | The Pollen Jocks!
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− | They do get behind a fellow.
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− | - Black and yellow.
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− | - Hello.
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− | All right, let's drop this tin can
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− | on the blacktop.
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− | Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
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− | No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
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− | Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
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− | - Thinking bee.
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− | - Thinking bee.
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− | Thinking bee!
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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− | Wait a minute.
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− | I think I'm feeling something.
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− | - What?
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− | - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
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− | Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
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− | Bring the nose down.
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− | Thinking bee!
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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− | - What in the world is on the tarmac?
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− | - Get some lights on that!
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− | Thinking bee!
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− | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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− | - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
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− | - OK.
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− | Out the engines. We're going in
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− | on bee power. Ready, boys?
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− | Affirmative!
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− | Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
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− | Land on that flower!
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− | Ready? Full reverse!
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− | Spin it around!
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− | - Not that flower! The other one!
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− | - Which one?
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− | - That flower.
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− | - I'm aiming at the flower!
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− |
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− | That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
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− | I mean the giant pulsating flower
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− | made of millions of bees!
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− | Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
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− | Rotate around it.
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− | - This is insane, Barry!
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− | - This's the only way I know how to fly.
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− | Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
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− | flying in an insect-like pattern?
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− |
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− | Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
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− | Smell it. Full reverse!
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− | Just drop it. Be a part of it.
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− | Aim for the center!
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− | Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
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− | Oome on, already.
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− |
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− | Barry, we did it!
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− | You taught me how to fly!
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− | - Yes. No high-five!
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− | - Right.
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− |
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− | Barry, it worked!
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− | Did you see the giant flower?
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− |
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− | What giant flower? Where? Of course
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− | I saw the flower! That was genius!
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Thank you.
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− | - But we're not done yet.
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− |
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− | Listen, everyone!
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− |
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− | This runway is covered
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− | with the last pollen
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− |
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− | from the last flowers
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− | available anywhere on Earth.
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− |
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− | That means this is our last chance.
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− |
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− | We're the only ones who make honey,
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− | pollinate flowers and dress like this.
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− |
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− | If we're gonna survive as a species,
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− | this is our moment! What do you say?
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− |
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− | Are we going to be bees, orjust
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− | Museum of Natural History keychains?
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− | | |
− |
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− | We're bees!
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− | Keychain!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Then follow me! Except Keychain.
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− | Hold on, Barry. Here.
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− |
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− | You've earned this.
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− | Yeah!
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− |
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− | I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
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− | fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Oh, yeah.
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− |
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− | That's our Barry.
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− | Mom! The bees are back!
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− |
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− | If anybody needs
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− | to make a call, now's the time.
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− |
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− | I got a feeling we'll be
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− | working late tonight!
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− |
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− | Here's your change. Have a great
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− | afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
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− |
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− | Would you like some honey with that?
| |
− | It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
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− |
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− | Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
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− | And I don't see a nickel!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Sometimes I just feel
| |
− | like a piece of meat!
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− | | |
− |
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− | I had no idea.
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− |
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− | Barry, I'm sorry.
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− | Have you got a moment?
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− | | |
− |
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− | Would you excuse me?
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− | My mosquito associate will help you.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Sorry I'm late.
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− | | |
− |
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− | He's a lawyer too?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
| |
− | All I needed was a briefcase.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Have a great afternoon!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
| |
− | and I can't get them anywhere.
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− |
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− | No problem, Vannie.
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− | Just leave it to me.
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− | | |
− |
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− | You're a lifesaver, Barry.
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− | Oan I help who's next?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right, scramble, jocks!
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− | It's time to fly.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Thank you, Barry!
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− | | |
− |
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− | That bee is living my life!
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− | | |
− |
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− | Let it go, Kenny.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - When will this nightmare end?!
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− | - Let it all go.
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− | | |
− |
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− | - Beautiful day to fly.
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− | - Sure is.
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− | | |
− |
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− | Between you and me,
| |
− | I was dying to get out of that office.
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | You have got
| |
− | to start thinking bee, my friend.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | - Thinking bee!
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− | - Me?
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | Hold it. Let's just stop
| |
− | for a second. Hold it.
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− |
| |
− | I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
| |
− | Oan we stop here?
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I'm not making a major life decision
| |
− | during a production number!
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− | | |
− |
| |
− | All right. Take ten, everybody.
| |
− | Wrap it up, guys.
| |
− | | |
− |
| |
− | I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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− | | |
− | Special thanks to SergeiK.
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