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| − | + | All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me. | |
| + | My orchestration of the Day of Retribution is my attempt to do everything, in my power, to destroy everything I cannot have. All of those beautiful girls I’ve desired so much in my life, but can never have because they despise and loathe me, I will destroy. All of those popular people who live hedonistic lives of pleasure, I will destroy, because they never accepted me as one of them. I will kill them all and make them suffer, just as they have made me suffer. It is only fair. | ||
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White supremacy | White supremacy | ||
Revision as of 03:40, 19 May 2017
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koth_lakeside_final
koth_lakeside Scrotal displacement
The objective of Lakeside is pumping gasoline into my urethra for 5 hours.
Contents
History
UGC highlander is a fucking piece of shit. Hang yourself with barbed wire
Usage in competitive
| 4v4 | Highlander | ||||||||
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 UGC
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UGC
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 ETF2L
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| koth_lakeside_final1 | Season 3 | Season 20 | Season 11 | ||||||
| Season 2 | Season 18 | Season 10 | |||||||
| Season 16 | Season 6 | ||||||||
| Season 14 | Season 5 | ||||||||
| Season 13 | Season 4 | ||||||||
| Season 12 | Season 3 | ||||||||
| Season 11 | |||||||||
| Season 10 | |||||||||
| Season 9 | |||||||||
| Season 8 | |||||||||
| Season 6 | |||||||||
| Season 5 | |||||||||
| Season 4 | |||||||||
| koth_lakeside | Season 2 | ||||||||
| Total inclusions | 2 out of 28 | 13 out of 39 | 7 out of 30 | ||||||
Bold italics denotes the current or latest season
| Official map | |
Calls
| Lakeside, Ass |
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big black fucking niggers / Box assh0le b4nny's urethra / Pool TreeCock / Obelisk Right Left Valley / Yard |
Strategy
Honestly just quit this fucking game ;~;
Midfight
yes daddy give me the broccoli
The Combo
Many teams use the vaccinator because they're fucking autistic.
Defense
Tf2 is dying play cooking mama instead. I jerk off to ISIS beheadings
phallus
I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me.
Rollouts
Demoman
Naked cartwheels
Scout
All I ever wanted was to fit in and live a happy life amongst humanity, but I was cast out and rejected, forced to endure an existence of loneliness and insignificance, all because the females of the human species were incapable of seeing the value in me. My orchestration of the Day of Retribution is my attempt to do everything, in my power, to destroy everything I cannot have. All of those beautiful girls I’ve desired so much in my life, but can never have because they despise and loathe me, I will destroy. All of those popular people who live hedonistic lives of pleasure, I will destroy, because they never accepted me as one of them. I will kill them all and make them suffer, just as they have made me suffer. It is only fair.
Soldier
White supremacy
Other
Your Engineer is going to gunsling your asshole
| List of active competitive Team Fortress 2 maps | |
| 3CP | Warmfrost |
| 5CP | Badlands · Granary Pro · Gullywash · Metalworks · Process · Reckoner · Snakewater · Sunshine · Villa |
| Attack/Defend | Steel |
| King of the Hill | Airfield · Ashville · Bagel · Brazil · Cascade · Clearcut · Coalplant · Lakeside · Product · Warmtic |
| Payload | Badwater · Borneo · Swiftwater · Upward · Vigil |
