Soldier

So you wanna learn how to perform auto-erotic asphyxiation huh? Well good. It's a lot of fun

Rope

When you're choking your cock, AND your trachea, you always want to use the roughest, pointiest rope as possible. The pleasure is always in the pain. The best rope will always cause an ejaculation from your throat. It's okay if you taste it cause you're gonna be fuckin' dead anyways.

Cock

It's always important to have an extra rope for your penis(or vagina). Wrap it around and make sure you pop a blood vessel. That is the only true orgasm. Internally bleeding from your pleasure bits. Don't be afraid to get a little rug burn in the hole, too. ;3

Fucking dying

So by now you're probably hanging by your ceiling fan on max speed by a rope that's been raped by a blender. You're genitals are about to pop off and you're choking on your own cum. All you need to do is shove a pear up your ass, then you have successfully auto-erotic asphyxiated. Nothing is ever as simple as choking yourself while jerking off. It didn't work for Moses and it won't work for you either. So fuck you....Fuckin' cunt