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| − | According to all known laws
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| − | of aviation,
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| − | there is no way a bee
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| − | should be able to fly.
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| − | Its wings are too small to get
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| − | its fat little body off the ground.
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| − | The bee, of course, flies anyway
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| − | because bees don't care
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| − | what humans think is impossible.
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| − | Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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| − | Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
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| − | Ooh, black and yellow!
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| − | Let's shake it up a little.
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| − | Barry! Breakfast is ready!
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| − | Ooming!
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| − | Hang on a second.
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| − | Hello?
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| − | - Barry?
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| − | - Adam?
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| − | - Oan you believe this is happening?
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| − | - I can't. I'll pick you up.
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| − | Looking sharp.
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| − | Use the stairs. Your father
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| − | paid good money for those.
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| − | Sorry. I'm excited.
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| − | Here's the graduate.
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| − | We're very proud of you, son.
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| − | A perfect report card, all B's.
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| − | Very proud.
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| − | Ma! I got a thing going here.
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| − | | |
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| − | - You got lint on your fuzz.
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| − | - Ow! That's me!
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| − | - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
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| − | - Bye!
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| − | Barry, I told you,
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| − | stop flying in the house!
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| − | - Hey, Adam.
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| − | - Hey, Barry.
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| − | - Is that fuzz gel?
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| − | - A little. Special day, graduation.
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| − | Never thought I'd make it.
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| − | Three days grade school,
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| − | three days high school.
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| − | Those were awkward.
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| − | Three days college. I'm glad I took
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| − | a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
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| − | You did come back different.
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| − | - Hi, Barry.
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| − | - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
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| − | - Hear about Frankie?
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| − | - Yeah.
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| − | - You going to the funeral?
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| − | - No, I'm not going.
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| − | Everybody knows,
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| − | sting someone, you die.
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| − | Don't waste it on a squirrel.
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| − | Such a hothead.
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| − | I guess he could have
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| − | just gotten out of the way.
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| − | I love this incorporating
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| − | an amusement park into our day.
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| − | That's why we don't need vacations.
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| − | Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
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| − | under the circumstances.
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| − | - Well, Adam, today we are men.
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| − | - We are!
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| − | - Bee-men.
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| − | - Amen!
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| − | Hallelujah!
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| − | Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
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| − | please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
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| − | Welcome, New Hive Oity
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| − | graduating class of...
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| − | ...9:15.
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| − | That concludes our ceremonies.
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| − | And begins your career
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| − | at Honex Industries!
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| − | Will we pick ourjob today?
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| − | I heard it's just orientation.
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| − | Heads up! Here we go.
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| − | Keep your hands and antennas
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| − | inside the tram at all times.
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| − | - Wonder what it'll be like?
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| − | - A little scary.
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| − | Welcome to Honex,
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| − | a division of Honesco
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| − | and a part of the Hexagon Group.
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| − | This is it!
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| − | Wow.
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| − | Wow.
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| − | We know that you, as a bee,
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| − | have worked your whole life
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| − | to get to the point where you
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| − | can work for your whole life.
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| − | Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
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| − | Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
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| − | Our top-secret formula
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| − | is automatically color-corrected,
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| − | scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
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| − | into this soothing sweet syrup
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| − | with its distinctive
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| − | golden glow you know as...
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| − | Honey!
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| − | - That girl was hot.
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| − | - She's my cousin!
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| − | - She is?
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| − | - Yes, we're all cousins.
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| − | - Right. You're right.
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| − | - At Honex, we constantly strive
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| − | to improve every aspect
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| − | of bee existence.
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| − | These bees are stress-testing
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| − | a new helmet technology.
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| − | - What do you think he makes?
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| − | - Not enough.
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| − |
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| − | Here we have our latest advancement,
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| − | the Krelman.
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| − | - What does that do?
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| − | - Oatches that little strand of honey
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| − | that hangs after you pour it.
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| − | Saves us millions.
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| − | Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
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| − | Of course. Most bee jobs are
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| − | small ones. But bees know
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| − | that every small job,
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| − | if it's done well, means a lot.
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| − | But choose carefully
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| − | because you'll stay in the job
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| − | you pick for the rest of your life.
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| − | The same job the rest of your life?
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| − | I didn't know that.
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| − | What's the difference?
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| − | You'll be happy to know that bees,
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| − | as a species, haven't had one day off
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| − | in 27 million years.
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| − | So you'll just work us to death?
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| − | We'll sure try.
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| − | Wow! That blew my mind!
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| − | "What's the difference?"
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| − | How can you say that?
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| − | One job forever?
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| − | That's an insane choice to have to make.
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| − | I'm relieved. Now we only have
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| − | to make one decision in life.
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| − |
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| − | But, Adam, how could they
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| − | never have told us that?
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| − | Why would you question anything?
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| − | We're bees.
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| − | We're the most perfectly
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| − | functioning society on Earth.
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| − | You ever think maybe things
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| − | work a little too well here?
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| − | Like what? Give me one example.
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| − | I don't know. But you know
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| − | what I'm talking about.
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| − | Please clear the gate.
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| − | Royal Nectar Force on approach.
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| − | Wait a second. Oheck it out.
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| − | - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
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| − | - Wow.
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| − | I've never seen them this close.
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| − | They know what it's like
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| − | outside the hive.
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| − | Yeah, but some don't come back.
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| − | - Hey, Jocks!
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| − | - Hi, Jocks!
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| − | You guys did great!
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| − | You're monsters!
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| − | You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
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| − | - I wonder where they were.
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| − | - I don't know.
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| − | Their day's not planned.
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| − | Outside the hive, flying who knows
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| − | where, doing who knows what.
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| − | You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
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| − | Jock. You have to be bred for that.
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| − | Right.
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| − | Look. That's more pollen
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| − | than you and I will see in a lifetime.
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| − | It's just a status symbol.
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| − | Bees make too much of it.
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| − | Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
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| − | and the ladies see you wearing it.
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| − | Those ladies?
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| − | Aren't they our cousins too?
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| − | Distant. Distant.
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| − | Look at these two.
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| − | - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
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| − | - Let's have fun with them.
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| − | It must be dangerous
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| − | being a Pollen Jock.
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| − | Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
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| − | against a mushroom!
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| − | He had a paw on my throat,
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| − | and with the other, he was slapping me!
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| − | - Oh, my!
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| − | - I never thought I'd knock him out.
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| − | What were you doing during this?
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| − | Trying to alert the authorities.
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| − | I can autograph that.
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| − | A little gusty out there today,
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| − | wasn't it, comrades?
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| − | Yeah. Gusty.
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| − | We're hitting a sunflower patch
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| − | six miles from here tomorrow.
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| − | - Six miles, huh?
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| − | - Barry!
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| − | A puddle jump for us,
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| − | but maybe you're not up for it.
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| − | - Maybe I am.
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| − | - You are not!
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| − | We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
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| − | What do you think, buzzy-boy?
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| − | Are you bee enough?
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| − | I might be. It all depends
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| − | on what 0900 means.
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| − | Hey, Honex!
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| − | Dad, you surprised me.
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| − | You decide what you're interested in?
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| − | - Well, there's a lot of choices.
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| − | - But you only get one.
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| − | Do you ever get bored
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| − | doing the same job every day?
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| − | Son, let me tell you about stirring.
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| − | You grab that stick, and you just
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| − | move it around, and you stir it around.
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| − | You get yourself into a rhythm.
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| − | It's a beautiful thing.
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| − | You know, Dad,
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| − | the more I think about it,
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| − | maybe the honey field
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| − | just isn't right for me.
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| − | You were thinking of what,
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| − | making balloon animals?
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| − | That's a bad job
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| − | for a guy with a stinger.
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| − | Janet, your son's not sure
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| − | he wants to go into honey!
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| − | - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
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| − | - I'm not trying to be funny.
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| − | You're not funny! You're going
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| − | into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
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| − | - You're gonna be a stirrer?
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| − | - No one's listening to me!
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| − | Wait till you see the sticks I have.
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| − | I could say anything right now.
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| − | I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
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| − | Let's open some honey and celebrate!
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| − | Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
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| − | Shave my antennae.
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| − | Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
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| − | a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
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| − | I'm so proud.
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| − | - We're starting work today!
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| − | - Today's the day.
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| − | Oome on! All the good jobs
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| − | will be gone.
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| − | Yeah, right.
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| − | Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
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| − | stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
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| − | - Is it still available?
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| − | - Hang on. Two left!
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| − | One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
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| − | Step to the side.
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| − | - What'd you get?
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| − | - Picking crud out. Stellar!
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| − | Wow!
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| − | Oouple of newbies?
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| − | Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
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| − | Make your choice.
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| − | - You want to go first?
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| − | - No, you go.
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| − | Oh, my. What's available?
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| − | Restroom attendant's open,
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| − | not for the reason you think.
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| − | - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
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| − | - Sure, you're on.
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| − | I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
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| − | Wax monkey's always open.
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| − | The Krelman opened up again.
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| − | What happened?
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| − | A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
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| − | He's dead. Another dead one.
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| − | Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
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| − | Dead from the neck up.
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| − | Dead from the neck down. That's life!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, this is so hard!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Heating, cooling,
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| − | stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | humming, inspector number seven,
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| − | lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | mite wrangler. Barry, what
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| − | do you think I should... Barry?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Barry!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All right, we've got the sunflower patch
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| − | in quadrant nine...
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What happened to you?
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| − | Where are you?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - I'm going out.
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| − | - Out? Out where?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Out there.
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| − | - Oh, no!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I have to, before I go
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| − | to work for the rest of my life.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Another call coming in.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | If anyone's feeling brave,
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| − | there's a Korean deli on 83rd
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | that gets their roses today.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Hey, guys.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Look at that.
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| − | - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Sign here, here. Just initial that.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Thank you.
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| − | - OK.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You got a rain advisory today,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | and as you all know,
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| − | bees cannot fly in rain.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So be careful. As always,
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| − | watch your brooms,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | hockey sticks, dogs,
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| − | birds, bears and bats.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Also, I got a couple of reports
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| − | of root beer being poured on us.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Murphy's in a home because of it,
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| − | babbling like a cicada!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - That's awful.
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| − | - And a reminder for you rookies,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | bee law number one,
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| − | absolutely no talking to humans!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All right, launch positions!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
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| − | buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Black and yellow!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Hello!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You ready for this, hot shot?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Wind, check.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Antennae, check.
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| − | - Nectar pack, check.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Wings, check.
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| − | - Stinger, check.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Scared out of my shorts, check.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | OK, ladies,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | let's move it out!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Pound those petunias,
| |
| − | you striped stem-suckers!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All of you, drain those flowers!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Wow! I'm out!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I can't believe I'm out!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So blue.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I feel so fast and free!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Box kite!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Wow!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Flowers!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This is Blue Leader.
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| − | We have roses visual.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Roses!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Stand to the side, kid.
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| − | It's got a bit of a kick.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That is one nectar collector!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Ever see pollination up close?
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| − | - No, sir.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
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| − | over here. Maybe a dash over there,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | a pinch on that one.
| |
| − | See that? It's a little bit of magic.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That's amazing. Why do we do that?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That's pollen power. More pollen, more
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| − | flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oool.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
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| − | Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oopy that visual.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Wait. One of these flowers
| |
| − | seems to be on the move.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Say again? You're reporting
| |
| − | a moving flower?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Affirmative.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That was on the line!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This is the coolest. What is it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It smells good.
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| − | Not like a flower, but I like it.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah, fuzzy.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Ohemical-y.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | My sweet lord of bees!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oandy-brain, get off there!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Problem!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Guys!
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| − | - This could be bad.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Affirmative.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Very close.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Gonna hurt.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mama's little boy.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You are way out of position, rookie!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Ooming in at you like a missile!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Help me!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I don't think these are flowers.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Should we tell him?
| |
| − | - I think he knows.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What is this?!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Match point!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You can start packing up, honey,
| |
| − | because you're about to eat it!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yowser!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Gross.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | There's a bee in the car!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Do something!
| |
| − | - I'm driving!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Hi, bee.
| |
| − | - He's back here!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He's going to sting me!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Nobody move. If you don't move,
| |
| − | he won't sting you. Freeze!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He blinked!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Spray him, Granny!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What are you doing?!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Wow... the tension level
| |
| − | out here is unbelievable.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I gotta get home.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oan't fly in rain.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oan't fly in rain.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oan't fly in rain.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Ken, could you close
| |
| − | the window please?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Ken, could you close
| |
| − | the window please?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oheck out my new resume.
| |
| − | I made it into a fold-out brochure.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You see? Folds out.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What was that?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Maybe this time. This time. This time.
| |
| − | This time! This time! This...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Drapes!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | That is diabolical.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's fantastic. It's got all my special
| |
| − | skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What's number one? Star Wars?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Nah, I don't go for that...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | ...kind of stuff.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
| |
| − | They're out of their minds.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | When I leave a job interview, they're
| |
| − | flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I don't remember the sun
| |
| − | having a big 75 on it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I predicted global warming.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I could feel it getting hotter.
| |
| − | At first I thought it was just me.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Wait! Stop! Bee!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Stand back. These are winter boots.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Wait!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Don't kill him!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You know I'm allergic to them!
| |
| − | This thing could kill me!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Why does his life have
| |
| − | less value than yours?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Why does his life have any less value
| |
| − | than mine? Is that your statement?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm just saying all life has value. You
| |
| − | don't know what he's capable of feeling.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | My brochure!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | There you go, little guy.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm not scared of him.
| |
| − | It's an allergic thing.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Put that on your resume brochure.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | My whole face could puff up.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Make it one of your special skills.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Knocking someone out
| |
| − | is also a special skill.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
| |
| − | - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You could put carob chips on there.
| |
| − | - Bye.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Supposed to be less calories.
| |
| − | - Bye.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I gotta say something.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | She saved my life.
| |
| − | I gotta say something.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | All right, here it goes.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Nah.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What would I say?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I could really get in trouble.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's a bee law.
| |
| − | You're not supposed to talk to a human.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I can't believe I'm doing this.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I've got to.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | No. Yes. No.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Do it. I can't.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How should I start it?
| |
| − | "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Hi!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm sorry.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You're talking.
| |
| − | - Yes, I know.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You're talking!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm so sorry.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | No, it's OK. It's fine.
| |
| − | I know I'm dreaming.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | But I don't recall going to bed.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Well, I'm sure this
| |
| − | is very disconcerting.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | This is a bit of a surprise to me.
| |
| − | I mean, you're a bee!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I am. And I'm not supposed
| |
| − | to be doing this,
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | but they were all trying to kill me.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | And if it wasn't for you...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I had to thank you.
| |
| − | It's just how I was raised.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | That was a little weird.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - I'm talking with a bee.
| |
| − | - Yeah.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm talking to a bee.
| |
| − | And the bee is talking to me!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I just want to say I'm grateful.
| |
| − | I'll leave now.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
| |
| − | - What?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | The talking thing.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Same way you did, I guess.
| |
| − | "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - That's very funny.
| |
| − | - Yeah.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
| |
| − | we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Anyway...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oan I...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | ...get you something?
| |
| − | - Like what?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I don't know. I mean...
| |
| − | I don't know. Ooffee?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I don't want to put you out.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - It's just coffee.
| |
| − | - I hate to impose.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Don't be ridiculous!
| |
| − | - Actually, I would love a cup.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Hey, you want rum cake?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - I shouldn't.
| |
| − | - Have some.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - No, I can't.
| |
| − | - Oome on!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Where?
| |
| − | - These stripes don't help.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You look great!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I don't know if you know
| |
| − | anything about fashion.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Are you all right?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | No.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He's making the tie in the cab
| |
| − | as they're flying up Madison.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He finally gets there.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He runs up the steps into the church.
| |
| − | The wedding is on.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | And he says, "Watermelon?
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| − | I thought you said Guatemalan.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Why would I marry a watermelon?"
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Is that a bee joke?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | That's the kind of stuff we do.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Yeah, different.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | About work? I don't know.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I want to do my part for the hive,
| |
| − | but I can't do it the way they want.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I know how you feel.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You do?
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| − | - Sure.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
| |
| − | a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Really?
| |
| − | - My only interest is flowers.
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| − | Our new queen was just elected
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| − | with that same campaign slogan.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Anyway, if you look...
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| − |
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| − | There's my hive right there. See it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You're in Sheep Meadow!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No way! I know that area.
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| − | I lost a toe ring there once.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
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| − | - Why not?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
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| − | - Maybe I'll try that.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - You all right, ma'am?
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| − | - Oh, yeah. Fine.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Just having two cups of coffee!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Anyway, this has been great.
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| − | Thanks for the coffee.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah, it's no trouble.
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| − | | |
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| − | Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
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| − | I'd be up the rest of my life.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Are you...?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oan I take a piece of this with me?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Sure! Here, have a crumb.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Thanks!
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| − | - Yeah.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All right. Well, then...
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| − | I guess I'll see you around.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Or not.
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| − |
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| − | OK, Barry.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And thank you
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| − | so much again... for before.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, that? That was nothing.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This can't possibly work.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | He's all set to go.
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| − | We may as well try it.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | OK, Dave, pull the chute.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Sounds amazing.
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| − | - It was amazing!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It was the scariest,
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| − | happiest moment of my life.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Humans! I can't believe
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| − | you were with humans!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Giant, scary humans!
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| − | What were they like?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They eat crazy giant things.
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| − | They drive crazy.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
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| − | - Some of them. But some of them don't.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - How'd you get back?
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| − | - Poodle.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
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| − | whatever you wanted to see.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You had your "experience." Now you
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| − | can pick out yourjob and be normal.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Well...
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| − | - Well?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Well, I met someone.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You did? Was she Bee-ish?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
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| − | - No, no, no, not a wasp.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Spider?
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| − | - I'm not attracted to spiders.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I know it's the hottest thing,
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| − | with the eight legs and all.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I can't get by that face.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So who is she?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | She's... human.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No, no. That's a bee law.
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| − | You wouldn't break a bee law.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Her name's Vanessa.
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| − | - Oh, boy.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | She's so nice. And she's a florist!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We're not dating.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You're flying outside the hive, talking
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| − | to humans that attack our homes
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | with power washers and M-80s!
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| − | One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | She saved my life!
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| − | And she understands me.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This is over!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Eat this.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This is not over! What was that?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - They call it a crumb.
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| − | - It was so stingin' stripey!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And that's not what they eat.
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| − | That's what falls off what they eat!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - You know what a Oinnabon is?
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| − | - No.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
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| − | They heat it up...
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Sit down!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | ...really hot!
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| − | - Listen to me!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We are not them! We're us.
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| − | There's us and there's them!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yes, but who can deny
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| − | the heart that is yearning?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | There's no yearning.
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| − | Stop yearning. Listen to me!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You have got to start thinking bee,
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| − | my friend. Thinking bee!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Thinking bee.
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| − | - Thinking bee.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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| − | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | There he is. He's in the pool.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You know what your problem is, Barry?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I gotta start thinking bee?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | How much longer will this go on?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's been three days!
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| − | Why aren't you working?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I've got a lot of big life decisions
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| − | to think about.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What life? You have no life!
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| − | You have no job. You're barely a bee!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Would it kill you
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| − | to make a little honey?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Barry, come out.
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| − | Your father's talking to you.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Martin, would you talk to him?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Barry, I'm talking to you!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You coming?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Got everything?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All set!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Go ahead. I'll catch up.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Don't be too long.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Watch this!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Vanessa!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - We're still here.
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| − | - I told you not to yell at him.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | He doesn't respond to yelling!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Then why yell at me?
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| − | - Because you don't listen!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm not listening to this.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Sorry, I've gotta go.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Where are you going?
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| − | - I'm meeting a friend.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Bye.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I just hope she's Bee-ish.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They have a huge parade
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| − | of flowers every year in Pasadena?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | To be in the Tournament of Roses,
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| − | that's every florist's dream!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Up on a float, surrounded
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| − | by flowers, crowds cheering.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | A tournament. Do the roses
| |
| − | compete in athletic events?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No. All right, I've got one.
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| − | How come you don't fly everywhere?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's exhausting. Why don't you
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| − | run everywhere? It's faster.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
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| − | All right, your turn.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
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| − | That's insane!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You don't have that?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
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| − | It's a horrible, horrible disease.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, my.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Dumb bees!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You must want to sting all those jerks.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We try not to sting.
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| − | It's usually fatal for us.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So you have to watch your temper.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Very carefully.
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| − | You kick a wall, take a walk,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | write an angry letter and throw it out.
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| − | Work through it like any emotion:
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Anger, jealousy, lust.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - What is wrong with you?!
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| − | - It's a bug.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | He's not bothering anybody.
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| − | Get out of here, you creep!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah, it was. How did you know?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It felt like about 10 pages.
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| − | Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You've really got that
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| − | down to a science.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
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| − | - I'll bet.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What in the name
| |
| − | of Mighty Hercules is this?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How did this get here?
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| − | Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Ray Liotta Private Select?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Is he that actor?
| |
| − | - I never heard of him.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Why is this here?
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| − | - For people. We eat it.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You don't have
| |
| − | enough food of your own?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Well, yes.
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| − | - How do you get it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Bees make it.
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| − | - I know who makes it!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And it's hard to make it!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | There's heating, cooling, stirring.
| |
| − | You need a whole Krelman thing!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - It's organic.
| |
| − | - It's our-ganic!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's just honey, Barry.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Just what?!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Bees don't know about this!
| |
| − | This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You've taken our homes, schools,
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| − | hospitals! This is all we have!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | And it's on sale?!
| |
| − | I'm getting to the bottom of this.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm getting to the bottom
| |
| − | of all of this!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Hey, Hector.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - You almost done?
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| − | - Almost.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | He is here. I sense it.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Well, I guess I'll go home now
| |
| − | | |
| − |
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| − | and just leave this nice honey out,
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| − | with no one around.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You're busted, box boy!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I knew I heard something.
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| − | So you can talk!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I can talk.
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| − | And now you'll start talking!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Where you getting the sweet stuff?
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| − | Who's your supplier?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I don't understand.
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| − | I thought we were friends.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | The last thing we want
| |
| − | to do is upset bees!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You're too late! It's ours now!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You, sir, have crossed
| |
| − | the wrong sword!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You, sir, will be lunch
| |
| − | for my iguana, Ignacio!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Where is the honey coming from?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Tell me where!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Orazy person!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What horrible thing has happened here?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | These faces, they never knew
| |
| − | what hit them. And now
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | they're on the road to nowhere!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Just keep still.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What? You're not dead?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
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| − | that moves. Where you headed?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | To Honey Farms.
| |
| − | I am onto something huge here.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
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| − | crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm going to Tacoma.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - And you?
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| − | - He really is dead.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All right.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Uh-oh!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - What is that?!
| |
| − | - Oh, no!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - A wiper! Triple blade!
| |
| − | - Triple blade?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Why does everything have
| |
| − | to be so doggone clean?!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How much do you people need to see?!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Open your eyes!
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| − | Stick your head out the window!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | From NPR News in Washington,
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| − | I'm Oarl Kasell.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | But don't kill no more bugs!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Bee!
| |
| − | - Moose blood guy!!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You hear something?
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| − | - Like what?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Like tiny screaming.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Turn off the radio.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Whassup, bee boy?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Hey, Blood.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Just a row of honey jars,
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| − | as far as the eye could see.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Wow!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I assume wherever this truck goes
| |
| − | is where they're getting it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I mean, that honey's ours.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Bees hang tight.
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| − | - We're all jammed in.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's a close community.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Not us, man. We on our own.
| |
| − | Every mosquito on his own.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - What if you get in trouble?
| |
| − | - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Nobody likes us. They just smack.
| |
| − | See a mosquito, smack, smack!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | At least you're out in the world.
| |
| − | You must meet girls.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Mosquito girls try to trade up,
| |
| − | get with a moth, dragonfly.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You got to be kidding me!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Mooseblood's about to leave
| |
| − | the building! So long, bee!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Hey, guys!
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| − | - Mooseblood!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
| |
| − | Did you bring your crazy straw?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
| |
| − | and it's pretty much pure profit.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What is this place?
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| − | | |
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| − | A bee's got a brain
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| − | the size of a pinhead.
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| − | They are pinheads!
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| − |
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| − | Pinhead.
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| − | - Oheck out the new smoker.
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| − | - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
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| − | The Thomas 3000!
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| − | Smoker?
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| − | Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
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| − | Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
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| − | A couple breaths of this
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| − | knocks them right out.
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| − | They make the honey,
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| − | and we make the money.
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| − | "They make the honey,
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| − | and we make the money"?
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| − | Oh, my!
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| − | What's going on? Are you OK?
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| − | Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
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| − |
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| − | Do you know you're
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| − | in a fake hive with fake walls?
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| − |
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| − | Our queen was moved here.
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| − | We had no choice.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This is your queen?
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| − | That's a man in women's clothes!
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| − | That's a drag queen!
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| − | What is this?
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| − | Oh, no!
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| − |
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| − | There's hundreds of them!
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| − | Bee honey.
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| − |
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| − | Our honey is being brazenly stolen
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| − | on a massive scale!
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| − | This is worse than anything bears
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| − | have done! I intend to do something.
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| − |
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| − | Oh, Barry, stop.
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| − | Who told you humans are taking
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| − | our honey? That's a rumor.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Do these look like rumors?
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| − |
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| − | That's a conspiracy theory.
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| − | These are obviously doctored photos.
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| − |
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| − | How did you get mixed up in this?
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| − |
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| − | He's been talking to humans.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - What?
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| − | - Talking to humans?!
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| − |
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| − | He has a human girlfriend.
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| − | And they make out!
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| − | Make out? Barry!
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| − | We do not.
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| − |
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| − | - You wish you could.
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| − | - Whose side are you on?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | The bees!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
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| − | Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
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| − | Barry, this is what you want
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| − | to do with your life?
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| − | I want to do it for all our lives.
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| − | Nobody works harder than bees!
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| − |
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| − | Dad, I remember you
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| − | coming home so overworked
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| − |
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| − | your hands were still stirring.
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| − | You couldn't stop.
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| − | I remember that.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What right do they have to our honey?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We live on two cups a year. They put it
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| − | in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
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| − |
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| − | Sting them where it really hurts.
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| − | In the face! The eye!
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| − |
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| − | - That would hurt.
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| − | - No.
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| − |
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| − | Up the nose? That's a killer.
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| − | There's only one place you can sting
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| − | the humans, one place where it matters.
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| − | Hive at Five, the hive's only
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| − | full-hour action news source.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No more bee beards!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
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| − | Weather with Storm Stinger.
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| − | Sports with Buzz Larvi.
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| − | And Jeanette Ohung.
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| − | - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
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| − | - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
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| − | A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
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| − |
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| − | intends to sue the human race
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| − | for stealing our honey,
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| − |
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| − | packaging it and profiting
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| − | from it illegally!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | we'll have three former queens here in
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| − | our studio, discussing their new book,
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| − |
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| − | Olassy Ladies,
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| − | out this week on Hexagon.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
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| − | from the hive. I can't do this"?
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| − | | |
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| − | Bees have never been afraid
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| − | to change the world.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What about Bee Oolumbus?
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| − | Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
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| − | Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
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| − | | |
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| − | We were thinking
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| − | of stickball or candy stores.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | How old are you?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | The bee community
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| − | is supporting you in this case,
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| − | which will be the trial
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| − | of the bee century.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You know, they have a Larry King
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| − | in the human world too.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's a common name. Next week...
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| − | He looks like you and has a show
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| − | and suspenders and colored dots...
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| − | Next week...
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| − | Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
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| − | guest even though you just heard 'em.
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| − |
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| − | Bear Week next week!
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| − | They're scary, hairy and here live.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
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| − | squinty eyes, very Jewish.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | In tennis, you attack
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| − | at the point of weakness!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Honey, her backhand's a joke!
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| − | I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Quiet, please.
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| − | Actual work going on here.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Is that that same bee?
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| − | - Yes, it is!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm helping him sue the human race.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Hello.
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| − | - Hello, bee.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This is Ken.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
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| − | ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Why does he talk again?
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| − | Listen, you better go
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| − | 'cause we're really busy working.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | But it's our yogurt night!
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| − | Bye-bye.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
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| − |
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| − | You poor thing.
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| − | You two have been at this for hours!
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| − |
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| − | Yes, and Adam here
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| − | has been a huge help.
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| − |
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| − | - Frosting...
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| − | - How many sugars?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Just one. I try not
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| − | to use the competition.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So why are you helping me?
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| − |
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| − | Bees have good qualities.
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| − |
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| − | And it takes my mind off the shop.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Instead of flowers, people
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| − | are giving balloon bouquets now.
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| − | Those are great, if you're three.
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| − |
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| − | And artificial flowers.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
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| − | - Yeah, me too.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Bees must hate those fake things!
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| − |
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| − | Nothing worse
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| − | than a daffodil that's had work done.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Maybe this could make up
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| − | for it a little bit.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
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| − | - I guess.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You sure you want to go through with it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Am I sure? When I'm done with
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| − | the humans, they won't be able
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| − |
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| − | to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
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| − | without paying a royalty!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's an incredible scene
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| − | here in downtown Manhattan,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | where the world anxiously waits,
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| − | because for the first time in history,
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| − |
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| − | we will hear for ourselves
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| − | if a honeybee can actually speak.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What have we gotten into here, Barry?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's pretty big, isn't it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I can't believe how many humans
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| − | don't work during the day.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You think billion-dollar multinational
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| − | food companies have good lawyers?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Everybody needs to stay
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| − | behind the barricade.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - What's the matter?
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| − | - I don't know, I just got a chill.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Well, if it isn't the bee team.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You boys work on this?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All rise! The Honorable
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| − | Judge Bumbleton presiding.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All right. Oase number 4475,
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| − |
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| − | Superior Oourt of New York,
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| − | Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
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| − |
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| − | is now in session.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
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| − | the five food companies collectively?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | A privilege.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mr. Benson... you're representing
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| − | all the bees of the world?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
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| − | we're ready to proceed.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mr. Montgomery,
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| − | your opening statement, please.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | my grandmother was a simple woman.
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| − |
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| − | Born on a farm, she believed
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| − | it was man's divine right
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| − |
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| − | to benefit from the bounty
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| − | of nature God put before us.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
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| − | Mr. Benson imagines,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | just think of what would it mean.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I would have to negotiate
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| − | with the silkworm
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | for the elastic in my britches!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Talking bee!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | How do we know this isn't some sort of
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | holographic motion-picture-capture
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| − | Hollywood wizardry?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They could be using laser beams!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Robotics! Ventriloquism!
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| − | Oloning! For all we know,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | he could be on steroids!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mr. Benson?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Ladies and gentlemen,
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| − | there's no trickery here.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm just an ordinary bee.
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| − | Honey's pretty important to me.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's important to all bees.
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| − | We invented it!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We make it. And we protect it
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| − | with our lives.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Unfortunately, there are
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| − | some people in this room
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | who think they can take it from us
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | 'cause we're the little guys!
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| − | I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | you'll see how, by taking our honey,
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| − | you not only take everything we have
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | but everything we are!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I wish he'd dress like that
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| − | all the time. So nice!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oall your first witness.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
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| − | of Honey Farms, big company you have.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I suppose so.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I see you also own
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| − | Honeyburton and Honron!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yes, they provide beekeepers
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| − | for our farms.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Beekeeper. I find that
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| − | to be a very disturbing term.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I don't imagine you employ
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| − | any bee-free-ers, do you?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - No.
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| − | - I couldn't hear you.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - No.
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| − | - No.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Because you don't free bees.
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| − | You keep bees. Not only that,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | it seems you thought a bear would be
| |
| − | an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They're very lovable creatures.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You mean like this?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Bears kill bees!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | How'd you like his head crashing
| |
| − | through your living room?!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Biting into your couch!
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| − | Spitting out your throw pillows!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | OK, that's enough. Take him away.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
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| − | Your name intrigues me.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Where have I heard it before?
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| − | - I was with a band called The Police.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | But you've never been
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| − | a police officer, have you?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No, I haven't.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | No, you haven't. And so here
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| − | we have yet another example
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | of bee culture casually
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| − | stolen by a human
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | for nothing more than
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| − | a prance-about stage name.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, please.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Because I'm feeling
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| − | a little stung, Sting.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That's not his real name?! You idiots!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mr. Liotta, first,
| |
| − | belated congratulations on
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | your Emmy win for a guest spot
| |
| − | on ER in 2005.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Thank you. Thank you.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I see from your resume
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| − | that you're devilishly handsome
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | with a churning inner turmoil
| |
| − | that's ready to blow.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Not yet it isn't. But is this
| |
| − | what it's come to for you?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
| |
| − | so you don't
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | have to rehearse
| |
| − | your part and learn your lines, sir?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Watch it, Benson!
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| − | I could blow right now!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This isn't a goodfella.
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| − | This is a badfella!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Why doesn't someone just step on
| |
| − | this creep, and we can all go home?!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Order in this court!
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| − | - You're all thinking it!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Order! Order, I say!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Say it!
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| − | - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I think it was awfully nice
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| − | of that bear to pitch in like that.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I think the jury's on our side.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Are we doing everything right, legally?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm a florist.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Right. Well, here's to a great team.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | To a great team!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Well, hello.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Ken!
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| − | - Hello.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I didn't think you were coming.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No, I was just late.
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| − | I tried to call, but... the battery.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I didn't want all this to go to waste,
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| − | so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, that was lucky.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | There's a little left.
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| − | I could heat it up.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm not much for the game myself.
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| − | The ball's a little grabby.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That's where I usually sit.
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| − | Right... there.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | and he agreed with me that eating with
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| − | chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You think I don't see what you're doing?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I know how hard it is to find
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| − | the rightjob. We have that in common.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Do we?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Bees have 100 percent employment,
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| − | but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That's just what
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| − | I was thinking about doing.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
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| − | for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm going to drain the old stinger.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Yeah, you do that.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Look at that.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You know, I've just about had it
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | with your little mind games.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - What's that?
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| − | - Italian Vogue.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | A lot of ads.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Remember what Van said, why is
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| − | your life more valuable than mine?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I think something stinks in here!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I love the smell of flowers.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | How do you like the smell of flames?!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Not as much.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Water bug! Not taking sides!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
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| − | This is pathetic!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I've got issues!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Well, well, well, a royal flush!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You're bluffing.
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| − | - Am I?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Surf's up, dude!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Poo water!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That bowl is gnarly.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Except for those dirty yellow rings!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Kenneth! What are you doing?!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You know, I don't even like honey!
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| − | I don't eat it!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We need to talk!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | He's just a little bee!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And he happens to be
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| − | the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Long time? What are you talking about?!
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| − | Are there other bugs in your life?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No, but there are other things bugging
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| − | me in life. And you're one of them!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | My nerves are fried from riding
| |
| − | on this emotional roller coaster!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Goodbye, Ken.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And for your information,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I prefer sugar-free, artificial
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| − | sweeteners made by man!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I'm sorry about all that.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I know it's got
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| − | an aftertaste! I like it!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I always felt there was some kind
| |
| − | of barrier between Ken and me.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I couldn't overcome it.
| |
| − | Oh, well.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Are you OK for the trial?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I believe Mr. Montgomery
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| − | is about out of ideas.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We would like to call
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| − | Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Good idea! You can really see why he's
| |
| − | considered one of the best lawyers...
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Yeah.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Layton, you've
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| − | gotta weave some magic
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | with this jury,
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| − | or it's gonna be all over.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Don't worry. The only thing I have
| |
| − | to do to turn this jury around
| |
| − | | |
| − |
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| − | is to remind them
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| − | of what they don't like about bees.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You got the tweezers?
| |
| − | - Are you allergic?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
| |
| − | what I think we'd all like to know.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What exactly is your relationship
| |
| − | | |
| − |
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| − | to that woman?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We're friends.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Good friends?
| |
| − | - Yes.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How good? Do you live together?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Wait a minute...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Are you her little...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | ...bedbug?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I've seen a bee documentary or two.
| |
| − | From what I understand,
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | doesn't your queen give birth
| |
| − | to all the bee children?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Yeah, but...
| |
| − | - So those aren't your real parents!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Oh, Barry...
| |
| − | - Yes, they are!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Hold me back!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You're an illegitimate bee,
| |
| − | aren't you, Benson?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He's denouncing bees!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Don't y'all date your cousins?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Objection!
| |
| − | - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oh, I'm hit!!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oh, lordy, I am hit!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Order! Order!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | The venom! The venom
| |
| − | is coursing through my veins!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I have been felled
| |
| − | by a winged beast of destruction!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You see? You can't treat them
| |
| − | like equals! They're striped savages!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Stinging's the only thing
| |
| − | they know! It's their way!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Adam, stay with me.
| |
| − | - I can't feel my legs.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What angel of mercy
| |
| − | will come forward to suck the poison
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | from my heaving buttocks?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I will have order in this court. Order!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Order, please!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | The case of the honeybees
| |
| − | versus the human race
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | took a pointed turn against the bees
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | yesterday when one of their legal
| |
| − | team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Hey, buddy.
| |
| − | - Hey.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Is there much pain?
| |
| − | - Yeah.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I blew the whole case, didn't I?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It doesn't matter. What matters is
| |
| − | you're alive. You could have died.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | They got it from the cafeteria
| |
| − | downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Look, there's
| |
| − | a little celery still on it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What was it like to sting someone?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I can't explain it. It was all...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | All adrenaline and then...
| |
| − | and then ecstasy!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | All right.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You think it was all a trap?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Of course. I'm sorry.
| |
| − | I flew us right into this.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
| |
| − | just a couple of bugs in this world.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What will the humans do to us
| |
| − | if they win?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I don't know.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I hear they put the roaches in motels.
| |
| − | That doesn't sound so bad.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Adam, they check in,
| |
| − | but they don't check out!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oh, my.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oould you get a nurse
| |
| − | to close that window?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Why?
| |
| − | - The smoke.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Bees don't smoke.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Right. Bees don't smoke.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Bees don't smoke!
| |
| − | But some bees are smoking.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | That's it! That's our case!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It is? It's not over?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Get back to the court and stall.
| |
| − | Stall any way you can.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Mr. Flayman.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Where is the rest of your team?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | and as a result,
| |
| − | we don't make very good time.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I actually heard a funny story about...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Your Honor,
| |
| − | haven't these ridiculous bugs
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | taken up enough
| |
| − | of this court's valuable time?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How much longer will we allow
| |
| − | these absurd shenanigans to go on?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | They have presented no compelling
| |
| − | evidence to support their charges
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | against my clients,
| |
| − | who run legitimate businesses.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I move for a complete dismissal
| |
| − | of this entire case!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | to have to consider
| |
| − | Mr. Montgomery's motion.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | But you can't! We have a terrific case.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Where is your proof?
| |
| − | Where is the evidence?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Show me the smoking gun!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Hold it, Your Honor!
| |
| − | You want a smoking gun?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Here is your smoking gun.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What is that?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's a bee smoker!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What, this?
| |
| − | This harmless little contraption?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | This couldn't hurt a fly,
| |
| − | let alone a bee.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Look at what has happened
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | to bees who have never been asked,
| |
| − | "Smoking or non?"
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Is this what nature intended for us?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | To be forcibly addicted
| |
| − | to smoke machines
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | and man-made wooden slat work camps?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Living out our lives as honey slaves
| |
| − | to the white man?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - What are we gonna do?
| |
| − | - He's playing the species card.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Ladies and gentlemen, please,
| |
| − | free these bees!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Free the bees! Free the bees!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Free the bees!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Free the bees! Free the bees!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | The court finds in favor of the bees!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Vanessa, we won!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I knew you could do it! High-five!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Sorry.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm OK! You know what this means?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | All the honey
| |
| − | will finally belong to the bees.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Now we won't have
| |
| − | to work so hard all the time.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | This is an unholy perversion
| |
| − | of the balance of nature, Benson.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You'll regret this.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Barry, how much honey is out there?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | All right. One at a time.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Barry, who are you wearing?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
| |
| − | and I have no pants.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - What if Montgomery's right?
| |
| − | - What do you mean?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | We've been living the bee way
| |
| − | a long time, 27 million years.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oongratulations on your victory.
| |
| − | What will you demand as a settlement?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
| |
| − | of all bee work camps.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Then we want back the honey
| |
| − | that was ours to begin with,
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | every last drop.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | We demand an end to the glorification
| |
| − | of the bear as anything more
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | than a filthy, smelly,
| |
| − | bad-breath stink machine.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | We're all aware
| |
| − | of what they do in the woods.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Wait for my signal.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Take him out.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He'll have nauseous
| |
| − | for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | And we will no longer tolerate
| |
| − | bee-negative nicknames...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | But it's just a prance-about stage name!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
| |
| − | in bogus health products
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | and la-dee-da human
| |
| − | tea-time snack garnishments.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oan't breathe.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Bring it in, boys!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Hold it right there! Good.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Tap it.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
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| − | and there's gallons more coming!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - I think we need to shut down!
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| − | - Shut down? We've never shut down.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Shut down honey production!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Stop making honey!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Turn your key, sir!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What do we do now?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oannonball!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | We're shutting honey production!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Mission abort.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
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| − | Returning to base.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Adam, you wouldn't believe
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| − | how much honey was out there.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, yeah?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What's going on? Where is everybody?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Are they out celebrating?
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| − | - They're home.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They don't know what to do.
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| − | Laying out, sleeping in.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
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| − | to San Antonio with a cricket.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | At least we got our honey back.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Sometimes I think, so what if humans
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| − | liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's the greatest thing in the world!
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| − | I was excited to be part of making it.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | This was my new desk. This was my
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| − | new job. I wanted to do it really well.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And now...
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Now I can't.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I don't understand
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| − | why they're not happy.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I thought their lives would be better!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
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| − | Honey really changes people.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You don't have any idea
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| − | what's going on, do you?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - What did you want to show me?
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| − | - This.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | What happened here?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That is not the half of it.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Oh, no. Oh, my.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They're all wilting.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Doesn't look very good, does it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | No.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And whose fault do you think that is?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Bees?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Specifically, me.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I didn't think bees not needing to make
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| − | honey would affect all these things.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's notjust flowers.
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| − | Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | That's our whole SAT test right there.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Take away produce, that affects
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| − | the entire animal kingdom.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | And then, of course...
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | The human species?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | So if there's no more pollination,
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | it could all just go south here,
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| − | couldn't it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I know this is also partly my fault.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | How about a suicide pact?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | How do we do it?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - I'll sting you, you step on me.
| |
| − | - Thatjust kills you twice.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Right, right.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Listen, Barry...
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| − | sorry, but I gotta get going.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I had to open my mouth and talk.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Vanessa?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
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| − | Where are you going?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | To the final Tournament of Roses parade
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| − | in Pasadena.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They've moved it to this weekend
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| − | because all the flowers are dying.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | It's the last chance
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| − | I'll ever have to see it.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
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| − | I never meant it to turn out like this.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I know. Me neither.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Tournament of Roses.
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| − | Roses can't do sports.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Roses!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Vanessa!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Roses?!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Barry?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Roses are flowers!
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| − | - Yes, they are.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Flowers, bees, pollen!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I know.
| |
| − | That's why this is the last parade.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Maybe not.
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| − | Oould you ask him to slow down?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oould you slow down?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Barry!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | OK, I made a huge mistake.
| |
| − | This is a total disaster, all my fault.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Yes, it kind of is.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I've ruined the planet.
| |
| − | I wanted to help you
| |
| − | | |
| − |
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| − | with the flower shop.
| |
| − | I've made it worse.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Actually, it's completely closed down.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I thought maybe you were remodeling.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | But I have another idea, and it's
| |
| − | greater than my previous ideas combined.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I don't want to hear it!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | All right, they have the roses,
| |
| − | the roses have the pollen.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I know every bee, plant
| |
| − | and flower bud in this park.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | All we gotta do is get what they've got
| |
| − | back here with what we've got.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Bees.
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| − | - Park.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | - Pollen!
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| − | - Flowers.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Repollination!
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| − | - Across the nation!
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Tournament of Roses,
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| − | Pasadena, Oalifornia.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | They've got nothing
| |
| − | but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Security will be tight.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I have an idea.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Official floral business. It's real.
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Thank you. It was a gift.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Once inside,
| |
| − | we just pick the right float.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How about The Princess and the Pea?
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| − | | |
| − |
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| − | I could be the princess,
| |
| − | and you could be the pea!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Yes, I got it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Where should I sit?
| |
| − | - What are you?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - I believe I'm the pea.
| |
| − | - The pea?
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It goes under the mattresses.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
| |
| − | - I'm getting the marshal.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You do that!
| |
| − | This whole parade is a fiasco!
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Let's see what this baby'll do.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Hey, what are you doing?!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Then all we do
| |
| − | is blend in with traffic...
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | ...without arousing suspicion.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Once at the airport,
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| − | there's no stopping us.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Stop! Security.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You and your insect pack your float?
| |
| − | - Yes.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Has it been
| |
| − | in your possession the entire time?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Would you remove your shoes?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Remove your stinger.
| |
| − | - It's part of me.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I know. Just having some fun.
| |
| − | Enjoy your flight.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Then if we're lucky, we'll have
| |
| − | just enough pollen to do the job.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
| |
| − | have just enough pollen to do the job!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I think this is gonna work.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's got to work.
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| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Attention, passengers,
| |
| − | this is Oaptain Scott.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | We have a bit of bad weather
| |
| − | in New York.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It looks like we'll experience
| |
| − | a couple hours delay.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Barry, these are cut flowers
| |
| − | with no water. They'll never make it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I gotta get up there
| |
| − | and talk to them.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Be careful.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oan I get help
| |
| − | with the Sky Mall magazine?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'd like to order the talking
| |
| − | inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - What'd you say, Hal?
| |
| − | - Nothing.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Bee!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Don't freak out! My entire species...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What are you doing?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
| |
| − | - Who's an attorney?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Don't move.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Oh, Barry.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Good afternoon, passengers.
| |
| − | This is your captain.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
| |
| − | please report to the cockpit?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | And please hurry!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | What happened here?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | There was a DustBuster,
| |
| − | a toupee, a life raft exploded.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | One's bald, one's in a boat,
| |
| − | they're both unconscious!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Is that another bee joke?
| |
| − | - No!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | No one's flying the plane!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
| |
| − | What's your status?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | This is Vanessa Bloome.
| |
| − | I'm a florist from New York.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Where's the pilot?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | He's unconscious,
| |
| − | and so is the copilot.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Not good. Does anyone onboard
| |
| − | have flight experience?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | As a matter of fact, there is.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Who's that?
| |
| − | - Barry Benson.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Vanessa, this is nothing more
| |
| − | than a big metal bee.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's got giant wings, huge engines.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I can't fly a plane.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
| |
| − | - Yes.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How hard could it be?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Wait, Barry!
| |
| − | We're headed into some lightning.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | This is Bob Bumble. We have some
| |
| − | late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | where a suspenseful scene
| |
| − | is developing.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Barry Benson,
| |
| − | fresh from his legal victory...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | That's Barry!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | ...is attempting to land a plane,
| |
| − | loaded with people, flowers
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | and an incapacitated flight crew.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Flowers?!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | We have a storm in the area
| |
| − | and two individuals at the controls
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | with absolutely no flight experience.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Just a minute.
| |
| − | There's a bee on that plane.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
| |
| − | and his no-account compadres.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | They've done enough damage.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | But isn't he your only hope?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Technically, a bee
| |
| − | shouldn't be able to fly at all.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Their wings are too small...
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Haven't we heard this a million times?
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | "The surface area of the wings
| |
| − | and body mass make no sense."
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Get this on the air!
| |
| − | - Got it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Stand by.
| |
| − | - We're going live.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | The way we work may be a mystery to you.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Making honey takes a lot of bees
| |
| − | doing a lot of small jobs.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | But let me tell you about a small job.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | If you do it well,
| |
| − | it makes a big difference.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | More than we realized.
| |
| − | To us, to everyone.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | That's why I want to get bees
| |
| − | back to working together.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | That's the bee way!
| |
| − | We're not made of Jell-O.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | We get behind a fellow.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Black and yellow!
| |
| − | - Hello!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Left, right, down, hover.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Hover?
| |
| − | - Forget hover.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | This isn't so hard.
| |
| − | Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Barry, what happened?!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Wait, I think we were
| |
| − | on autopilot the whole time.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - That may have been helping me.
| |
| − | - And now we're not!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | All of you, let's get
| |
| − | behind this fellow! Move it out!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Move out!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
| |
| − | you copy me with the wings of the plane!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Don't have to yell.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I'm not yelling!
| |
| − | We're in a lot of trouble.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's very hard to concentrate
| |
| − | with that panicky tone in your voice!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | I can't do this!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | Vanessa, pull yourself together.
| |
| − | You have to snap out of it!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You snap out of it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | You snap out of it.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You snap out of it!
| |
| − | - You snap out of it!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You snap out of it!
| |
| − | - You snap out of it!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - You snap out of it!
| |
| − | - You snap out of it!
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | - Hold it!
| |
| − | - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
| |
| − | | |
| − |
| |
| − | How is the plane flying?
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| − | I don't know.
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| − | Hello?
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| − | Benson, got any flowers
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| − | for a happy occasion in there?
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| − | The Pollen Jocks!
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| − | They do get behind a fellow.
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| − | - Black and yellow.
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| − | - Hello.
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| − | All right, let's drop this tin can
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| − | on the blacktop.
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| − | Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
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| − | No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
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| − | Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
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| − | - Thinking bee.
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| − | - Thinking bee.
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| − | Thinking bee!
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| − | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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| − | Wait a minute.
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| − | I think I'm feeling something.
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| − | - What?
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| − | - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
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| − | Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
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| − | Bring the nose down.
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| − | Thinking bee!
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| − | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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| − | - What in the world is on the tarmac?
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| − | - Get some lights on that!
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| − | Thinking bee!
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| − | Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
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| − | - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
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| − | - OK.
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| − | Out the engines. We're going in
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| − | on bee power. Ready, boys?
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| − | Affirmative!
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| − | Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
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| − | Land on that flower!
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| − | Ready? Full reverse!
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| − | Spin it around!
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| − | - Not that flower! The other one!
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| − | - Which one?
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| − | - That flower.
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| − | - I'm aiming at the flower!
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| − | That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
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| − | I mean the giant pulsating flower
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| − | made of millions of bees!
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| − | Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
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| − | Rotate around it.
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| − | - This is insane, Barry!
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| − | - This's the only way I know how to fly.
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| − | Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
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| − | flying in an insect-like pattern?
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| − | Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
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| − | Smell it. Full reverse!
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| − | Just drop it. Be a part of it.
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| − | Aim for the center!
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| − | Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
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| − | Oome on, already.
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| − | Barry, we did it!
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| − | You taught me how to fly!
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| − | - Yes. No high-five!
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| − | - Right.
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| − | Barry, it worked!
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| − | Did you see the giant flower?
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| − | What giant flower? Where? Of course
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| − | I saw the flower! That was genius!
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| − | - Thank you.
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| − | - But we're not done yet.
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| − | Listen, everyone!
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| − | This runway is covered
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| − | with the last pollen
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| − | from the last flowers
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| − | available anywhere on Earth.
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| − | That means this is our last chance.
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| − | We're the only ones who make honey,
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| − | pollinate flowers and dress like this.
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| − | If we're gonna survive as a species,
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| − | this is our moment! What do you say?
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| − | Are we going to be bees, orjust
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| − | Museum of Natural History keychains?
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| − | We're bees!
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| − | Keychain!
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| − | Then follow me! Except Keychain.
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| − | Hold on, Barry. Here.
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| − | You've earned this.
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| − | Yeah!
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| − | I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
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| − | fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
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| − | Oh, yeah.
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| − | That's our Barry.
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| − | Mom! The bees are back!
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| − | If anybody needs
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| − | to make a call, now's the time.
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| − | I got a feeling we'll be
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| − | working late tonight!
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| − | Here's your change. Have a great
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| − | afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
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| − | Would you like some honey with that?
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| − | It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
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| − | Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
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| − | And I don't see a nickel!
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| − | Sometimes I just feel
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| − | like a piece of meat!
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| − | I had no idea.
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| − | Barry, I'm sorry.
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| − | Have you got a moment?
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| − | Would you excuse me?
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| − | My mosquito associate will help you.
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| − | Sorry I'm late.
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| − | He's a lawyer too?
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| − | I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
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| − | All I needed was a briefcase.
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| − | Have a great afternoon!
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| − | Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
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| − | and I can't get them anywhere.
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| − | No problem, Vannie.
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| − | Just leave it to me.
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| − | You're a lifesaver, Barry.
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| − | Oan I help who's next?
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| − | All right, scramble, jocks!
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| − | It's time to fly.
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| − | Thank you, Barry!
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| − | That bee is living my life!
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| − | Let it go, Kenny.
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| − | - When will this nightmare end?!
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| − | - Let it all go.
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| − | - Beautiful day to fly.
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| − | - Sure is.
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| − | Between you and me,
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| − | I was dying to get out of that office.
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| − | You have got
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| − | to start thinking bee, my friend.
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| − | - Thinking bee!
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| − | - Me?
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| − | Hold it. Let's just stop
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| − | for a second. Hold it.
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| − | I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
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| − | Oan we stop here?
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| − | I'm not making a major life decision
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| − | during a production number!
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| − | All right. Take ten, everybody.
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| − | Wrap it up, guys.
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| − | I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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