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| − | The '''Soldier''' is a class played in both 6v6 and Highlander. It is the most basic of the classes, and is a good all-around fighter. The Soldier's weapon of choice is the [[Rocket Launcher]], a projectile weapon with good damage spread and range. The Soldier can adapt to most of different situations and is very mobile. He has the second highest base health in the game (200), but is also the second slowest class behind the Heavy. However, the ability of the Soldier to rocket jump makes him more highly mobile as compared to other classes, but it comes at the expense of some health.
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| | + | ==Rope== |
| | + | When you're choking your cock, AND your trachea, you always want to use the roughest, pointiest rope as possible. The pleasure is always in the pain. The best rope will always cause an ejaculation from your throat. It's okay if you taste it cause you're gonna be fuckin' dead anyways. |
| | + | ==Cock== |
| | + | It's always important to have an extra rope for your penis(or vagina). Wrap it around and make sure you pop a blood vessel. That is the only true orgasm. Internally bleeding from your pleasure bits. Don't be afraid to get a little rug burn in the hole, too. ;3 |
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| − | ==6v6==
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| − | {{Main|Soldier (6v6)}}
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| − | In 6v6, the Soldier will usually fulfill two main roles: [[Pocket|"Pocket"]] Soldier and [[Roaming Soldier|"Roaming"]] Soldier. The Pocket Soldier focuses on keeping his [[Medic]] alive and using heals to deal damage, take positioning on his enemies, and lead his team. The Roaming Soldier plays a fundamental role in initiating battles for his team by creating distractions and advantages, and supporting his team by controlling the flank.
| + | ==Fucking dying== |
| − | | + | So by now you're probably hanging by your ceiling fan on max speed by a rope that's been raped by a blender. You're genitals are about to pop off and you're choking on your own cum. |
| − | The most basic role of the Pocket Soldier is keeping the medic alive and using his abundant heals to deal damage, get kills and lead the team. The Pocket along with the Medic and [[Demoman]] form the core "combo" of any 6v6 team. He will usually be the target of an [[ÜberCharge]], if not the Demoman. The Pocket is usually the third biggest pick behind the Medic and Demoman, however since he is usually at a fearsome three hundred health, it is not easy to frag him. The standard or "meta" loadout for the Pocket Soldier is the Rocket Launcher/Original, the Shotgun and the Escape Plan. But you can change this up to the gunboats for your team to be more mobile in fights although it is not the best choice for most people and or teams.
| + | All you need to do is shove a pear up your ass, then you have successfully auto-erotic asphyxiated. Nothing is ever as simple as choking yourself while jerking off. It didn't work for Moses and it won't work for you either. So fuck you....Fuckin' cunt |
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| − | The [[Roaming Soldier]]'s main job is to help one of his [[Scout|Scouts]] on the flank, and create openings in the other team so that his own team can push. The Roamer is most often the player that will suicide into the other team in hopes of getting a Medic pick or to force the Medic to Übercharge. The Roamer also wants to know the ins and outs of a map so that he knows all of its hiding spots and flanks. He wants to hide so that he can easily get a jump on the enemy team and hopefully get a pick or two. Hiding also provides the advantage of knowing exactly what the enemy team is doing, allowing the Roamer to relay information back to his team and gaining an advantage over the opposition. He is basically the most "disposable" unit of the team. The standard loadout for a Roaming Soldier is the Rocket Launcher/Original, the Gunboats and the Escape Plan.
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| − | In higher levels of play, the pocket will usually become the main caller. This means that the pocket will be calling plays such as pushing or falling back. Another thing the pocket should call is when to pop the Übercharge.
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| − | ==Highlander==
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| − | {{Main|Soldier (Highlander)}}
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| − | In Highlander, there is only one Soldier on each team. This Soldier often functions like a Roaming Soldier would in 6v6. As such, many 6v6 Roamer strategies can be applied to Highlander as well. Often used as a roaming pick class, the Soldier is mostly run with Gunboats and the stock Rocket Launcher, or the Black Box. A well coordinated team can organize pick classes to work together for a common goal, like forcing a Medic to use his [[ÜberCharge]] or taking out an Engineer nest. In most maps, the Soldier is used to control the flank. He is used to defend the flank of his own team and in turn harass his opponents. Some teams will run the Soldier closer to the combo, so that he can use his splash damage to protect the combo.
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| − | ==Weapons==
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| − | {{Hatnote|Note: Weapon images link to their corresponding page at the Official Team Fortress 2 Wiki.}}
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| − | ===Primary===
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| − | ===Melee===
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| − | ==See Also==
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| − | *[[Soldier (6v6)]]
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| − | *[[Soldier (Highlander)]]
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| − | [[Category:Classes]]
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So you wanna learn how to perform auto-erotic asphyxiation huh? Well good. It's a lot of fun
Rope
When you're choking your cock, AND your trachea, you always want to use the roughest, pointiest rope as possible. The pleasure is always in the pain. The best rope will always cause an ejaculation from your throat. It's okay if you taste it cause you're gonna be fuckin' dead anyways.
Cock
It's always important to have an extra rope for your penis(or vagina). Wrap it around and make sure you pop a blood vessel. That is the only true orgasm. Internally bleeding from your pleasure bits. Don't be afraid to get a little rug burn in the hole, too. ;3
Fucking dying
So by now you're probably hanging by your ceiling fan on max speed by a rope that's been raped by a blender. You're genitals are about to pop off and you're choking on your own cum.
All you need to do is shove a pear up your ass, then you have successfully auto-erotic asphyxiated. Nothing is ever as simple as choking yourself while jerking off. It didn't work for Moses and it won't work for you either. So fuck you....Fuckin' cunt
